The Babysitter Quotes
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Shirley Lyner: Shirley Lyner. I'm a junior at Alfred E. Groves high school. This is my babysitting service. The answer is no: mom doesn't drink, dad didn't hit me, Uncle Steve never showed me his privates. I don't even have an Uncle Steve. The money is nice, and paid fellatio isn't that much more humiliating than flipping burgers. But that's not why I do it.
Shirley Lyner: Shirley Lyner. I'm a junior at Alfred E. Groves high school. This is my babysitting service. The answer is no: mom doesn't drink, dad didn't hit me, Uncle Steve never showed me his privates. I don't even have an Uncle Steve. The money is nice, and paid fellatio isn't that much more humiliating than flipping burgers. But that's not why I do it.
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Mark Wessler: Brenda, when you go home I want you to take a picture of yourself, because right now, you're perfection. And I want you to look at that picture every day and never change.
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Melissa Crandell: We have to get up at the butt-crack of dawn to tidy up the garage!
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Mom: [catching Zach taking money from her wallet] Zach. Put it back. If you need money, ask first.
Zach Crandell: Okay then, can I have ten dollars?
Mom: Forget it.
Zach Crandell: Okay then, can I have ten dollars?
Mom: Forget it.
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John: Three out of four people got an STD; I got two people's blood on me! You do the math! I got AIDS! I know I got AIDS!
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Bee: I know it was you, Fredo. I know it was you.
Allison: Was that Lord of the Rings?
Allison: Was that Lord of the Rings?
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Cole: [after he locks Melanie in the room they hid in]I'm really excited we kissed.
Melanie: Me too. Let's make out next time.
Cole: [pauses]Okay, bye.
Melanie: Me too. Let's make out next time.
Cole: [pauses]Okay, bye.
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Max: Did you just blow up Sonya? [Cole looks behind at the crawlspace where Sonya got blown up]
Cole: [hesitantly]No.
Cole: [hesitantly]No.
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Melanie: [having just kissed Cole, who has a look of shock on his face]What?
Cole: The last guy I saw get kissed got stabbed in the head with two knives.
Melanie: [smiles]Just because she's a psychopath doesn't mean all women are evil.
Cole: The last guy I saw get kissed got stabbed in the head with two knives.
Melanie: [smiles]Just because she's a psychopath doesn't mean all women are evil.
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Allison: [Cole fumbles for a knife, but Allison finds it first]Yoo-hoo! Looking for this? You still think I'm pretty? [She corners Cole and he gets out a lighter to defend himself]
Allison: Oh, you think I'm scared of a little fire, huh? You are dying. You are dying! You ruined my life. And now I'm gonna ruin yours! [Screams and lunges toward Cole, but at that moment Bee blows her head off with her gun splattering blood all over Cole]
Bee: Holy shit!
Allison: Oh, you think I'm scared of a little fire, huh? You are dying. You are dying! You ruined my life. And now I'm gonna ruin yours! [Screams and lunges toward Cole, but at that moment Bee blows her head off with her gun splattering blood all over Cole]
Bee: Holy shit!
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John: [walking into Cole's room while Cole is pretending to be asleep]Boy, this kid's hobby must be getting bullied. He's reading The Secret? He's like 10 years old.
Sonya: [talking to Bee about Cole]Won't he hear us?
Bee: With the amount of drugs I gave him? Hell, no.
Sonya: [while petting Cole's hair]Good boy, pretty boy.
Bee: Do you have the needle? [Cole's eyes open in horror]
Sonya: Course I have the needle.
Sonya: [talking to Bee about Cole]Won't he hear us?
Bee: With the amount of drugs I gave him? Hell, no.
Sonya: [while petting Cole's hair]Good boy, pretty boy.
Bee: Do you have the needle? [Cole's eyes open in horror]
Sonya: Course I have the needle.
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Sonya: [having been alerted to Cole's presence by a spider falling into a mouse trap]Hi, Cole.
Cole: [to himself]Oh, god.
Cole: [to himself]Oh, god.
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Sonya: [Cole has escaped her and she is coming after him]I'm gonna make sure you hurt before you die, Cole! Cut your fingers off, every single one! [Cole sprays bug spray into the crawlspace, igniting the flames of the firework and causing an explosion that blows Cole back]
Sonya: I'm still alive, motherfu- [second explosion kills her completely]
Sonya: I'm still alive, motherfu- [second explosion kills her completely]
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