The Big Short Quote
Mark Baum: Jared? It's chaos down here! Where are we at?
Jared Vennett: [Walking into his bank's employee bathroom]And Caesar wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. [Sees another employee, turns to him]
Jared Vennett: Shane? SHANE? [Shane leaves]
Jared Vennett: Well, nobody's buying CDOs and mortgage bonds anymore, and everybody wants swaps. Swaps are now the hottest thing on the street.
Mark Baum: Well, that's good for us.
Jared Vennett: Yes and no. I heard from somebody who heard from somebody- [Sees another employee walk]
Jared Vennett: No, Alex, no. Sorry. [Alex leaves]
Jared Vennett: Benny Cleaver over at Morgan's taking some heavy losses. Your ship might be taking on water. Might be time to get our lifejacket and get out. Oh, I'm jacked. I'm JACKED! I'M JACKED TO THE *TITS*!
Mark Baum: Okay, good.
Jared Vennett: You feel it?
Mark Baum: No. [Hangs up]
Jared Vennett: [Walking into his bank's employee bathroom]And Caesar wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. [Sees another employee, turns to him]
Jared Vennett: Shane? SHANE? [Shane leaves]
Jared Vennett: Well, nobody's buying CDOs and mortgage bonds anymore, and everybody wants swaps. Swaps are now the hottest thing on the street.
Mark Baum: Well, that's good for us.
Jared Vennett: Yes and no. I heard from somebody who heard from somebody- [Sees another employee walk]
Jared Vennett: No, Alex, no. Sorry. [Alex leaves]
Jared Vennett: Benny Cleaver over at Morgan's taking some heavy losses. Your ship might be taking on water. Might be time to get our lifejacket and get out. Oh, I'm jacked. I'm JACKED! I'M JACKED TO THE *TITS*!
Mark Baum: Okay, good.
Jared Vennett: You feel it?
Mark Baum: No. [Hangs up]
Movie: The Big Short
