The Boat Quotes

Quentin: Gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you prefer?

Thick Kevin: Good news.

Quentin: Okay. The good news is the engine has exploded and we're all going to die.

Dave: Hello, Dr Dave, Radio Rock. How is that good news?

Quentin: I haven't yet told you how we're going to die. That's the bad news.

Simon: How are we gonna die?

Quentin: We're going to drown in the freezing waters of the North Sea.

Felicity: Dearie me.

Quentin: There is a huge hole in the side of the boat and in an unfortunate development, it transpires that the lifeboats are useless.

Thick Kevin: [to Angus] Actually, that's quite good for you, isn't it? 'Cause you can't swim, so you'll die quicker.

Quentin: Sorry.

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Quentin: So... expelled?

'Young' Carl: That's right.

Quentin: What for?

'Young' Carl: I suppose smoking was the clincher.

Quentin: Drugs or cigarettes?

'Young' Carl: Well, both.

Quentin: Well done! Proud of you. So your mum sent you here in the hope that a little bracing sea air would sort you out?

'Young' Carl: Something like that.

Quentin: Spectacular mistake.

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The Count: You know, a few months ago, I made a terrible mistake. I realized something, and instead of crushing the thought the moment it came I... I let it hang on, and now I know it to be true. And I'm afraid it's stuck in my head forever. These are the best days of our lives. It's a terrible thing to know, but I know it.

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Thick Kevin: My theory is that you're here because it's exactly the right time for a young man like you to get to know his dad.

'Young' Carl: And?

Thick Kevin: I therefore think that your dad is on this boat. And since he's definitely not me, I think he's probably Quentin.

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Zack Malloy: You wouldn't hit a coward, would you?

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Angus: She likes the bearded man...
Dave: With a tiny knob...

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Austin: Yes, I kill. I'm aware of the situation and I'm sorry. But in cases like this it's easy for me to act with cold-blooded detachment because I just can't stand people that peep where they shouldn't be peeping. So shut up and let me use your blood!

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Axel Nordstrom: Look out Jenny! Look out!

Jennifer Nelson: Hey! Out of the way!

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Bruce Templeton: ...And I'm partial to blonde foreign agents. Is that it?

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Bruce Templeton: Are you or are you not the girl in the glass bottom boat?

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Bruce Templeton: We never did get to introduce ourselves did we?

Jennifer Nelson: Well let's leave it that way, shall we?

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Coach: Worst case scenario? We all die.

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Gen. Wallace Bleecker: Who is Vladimir?

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Harold: [the crew has decided to stay on the ship and keep broadcasting having nowhere else to go, Harold is the last one left] I *do* have somewhere else to go [pause as crew looks at him. Quentin gives an "alright" shrug]
Harold: But it's Peckham so I'm staying [all start backslapping and saluting]

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Jennifer Nelson: [sings] The Glass Bottom Boat you will agree, will show you the magic of the deep blue sea.

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Jennifer Nelson: Who are you? Who is he?

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Jennifer Nelson: Isn't it marvelous what a new dress will do, huh?

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Jennifer Nelson: Donna, may I borrow a dime please? I have to call my dog.

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Julius Pritter: [gets his foot stuck in a waste basket] I cannot go through life like this?

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Julius Pritter: Gismo? You are a spy!

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Thick Kevin: I find alcohol rather sharpens my mind...

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