The Boondocks Quotes
Lincoln: [Lincoln and his thugs pull their guns on Ruckus] Where's Gangstalicious?
Uncle Ruckus: Say that again? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me shittin' myself.
Uncle Ruckus: Say that again? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me shittin' myself.
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Paul Smecker: So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns, and he was a senior frigging citizen?
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Paul Smecker: Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!
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Paul Smecker: You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.
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[after Rocco fondles an unconscious stripper's breast]
Connor: What the **** are you doing?
Rocco: ...I'll tip her.
Connor: What the **** are you doing?
Rocco: ...I'll tip her.
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