The Bride of Humpty Sharma Quotes
Kavya Pratap Singh: I wish I could exchange my designer groom for a local boy.
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[Humpty turns in a nearly blank exam paper] Examiner: What is this, Humpty?
Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: Professor, I've left everything to the mercy if God. My dad has advised me to leave everything that's beyond me to God. History is not my cup of tea. Only God can save me now.
Examiner: You're going to flunk the test. Take my advice. Copy a few answers.
Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: Sir, my father says No cheating. I can't break his trust. Don't worry. God will take care of me. All right? Hail the Goddess.
Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: Professor, I've left everything to the mercy if God. My dad has advised me to leave everything that's beyond me to God. History is not my cup of tea. Only God can save me now.
Examiner: You're going to flunk the test. Take my advice. Copy a few answers.
Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: Sir, my father says No cheating. I can't break his trust. Don't worry. God will take care of me. All right? Hail the Goddess.
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Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: Our juniors are throwing a party - DJ, drinks, delicious food, the works.
Kavya Pratap Singh: So?
Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: I'm inviting you.
Kavya Pratap Singh: Why me? Couldn't you find anyone else?
Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: Quite a few, but you're the only one from Ambala.
Kavya Pratap Singh: Will I be going as your sister or your girlfriend?
Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: The choice is yours. I'm open-minded.
Kavya Pratap Singh: So?
Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: I'm inviting you.
Kavya Pratap Singh: Why me? Couldn't you find anyone else?
Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: Quite a few, but you're the only one from Ambala.
Kavya Pratap Singh: Will I be going as your sister or your girlfriend?
Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: The choice is yours. I'm open-minded.
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Kavya Pratap Singh: Your teeth will get dirty if you don't stop laughing.
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[Shonty and Poplu come to celebrate Humpty's birthday... again] Mr. Sharma - Humpty's Father: How many birthdays does he have in a year?
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[Humpty attempts a kiss but gets slapped] Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: Sorry. In movies they usually kiss at this moment.
Kavya Pratap Singh: Don't watch so many movies, then.
Kavya Pratap Singh: Don't watch so many movies, then.
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Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: You look hot.
Kavya Pratap Singh: I was born hot. Focus on the job.
Kavya Pratap Singh: I was born hot. Focus on the job.
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Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: Shonty, why aren't you laughing?
Shonty - Humpty's Friend: Ahh! My butt is wrecked!
Shonty - Humpty's Friend: Ahh! My butt is wrecked!
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Mr. Singh - Kavya's Father: If you're so smart, why have you come back to die in Ambala?
Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: How long can one run from death?
Rakesh 'Humpty' Sharma: How long can one run from death?
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Mr. Singh - Kavya's Father: [to Humpty]Kavya is going to marry Angad. I don't want her to think that her father didn't give her boyfriend a chance. Tomorrow onwards, you'll keep an eye on Angad. For the next five days, you can find out anything you like about him. Find one reason why Angad isn't a good match for Kavya. Just tell me one reason - just one - I'll let Kavya marry you. To hell with what people will think. Remember. I'm trusting you. Don't break my trust. You love Kavya, don't you? Now, her future is in your hands; however, if you can't find a reason, I want you gone on the sixth day.
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Poplu - Humpty's Friend: [appraising Angad]If he wasn't engaged to Kavya, I'D marry him.
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Mrs. Singh - Kavya's Mother: These men from abroad are the best. They cook, they clean. Right, Dadi?
Dadi - Kavya's Grandmother: Of course. Indian men are useless. They just sit idle or read a newspaper. Get me tea. Get me food. That's all.
Dadi - Kavya's Grandmother: Of course. Indian men are useless. They just sit idle or read a newspaper. Get me tea. Get me food. That's all.
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Mr. Singh - Kavya's Father: Do you know this boy well?
Professor Shastri: No. Just met him when he came to tie me up.
Professor Shastri: No. Just met him when he came to tie me up.
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