The Bullwinkle Show Quotes
Rocky: Bullwinkle, I'm worried.
Bullwinkle: Ratings down in the show again?
Rocky: No.
Bullwinkle: That's odd.
Rocky: I'm worried because there have already been two attempts on your life.
Bullwinkle: Oh, don't worry. We will be renewed.
Rocky: I'm not talking about the Bullwinkle Show.
Bullwinkle: You had better; we could use the publicity.
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Rocky: Bullwinkle, it says here that for you to inherit the fortune, you have to spend the weekend in the ancestral home; Abominable Manor.
Bullwinkle: That's no problem. I've been living in an abominable manner all my life.
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Rocky: For all of you who want to be tigers in the field of journalism, here's Mr. Know-It-All.
Bullwinkle: Hello, copycats.
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Rocky: It's Bullwinkle!
Captain Peter "Wrongway" Peachfuzz: Or a figment of somebody's imagination.
Rocky: Figure of who's imagination?
Bullwinkle: Who you calling a Fig Newton?
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Boris Badenov: Ah, it good to be back on campus.
Natasha Fatale: Boris, you went to college? Penn State?
Boris Badenov: No, state pen.
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Boris Badenov: Phooey! Foiled again!
Natasha Fatale: Don't you mean, "Curses! Foiled again!"?
Boris Badenov: Please, Natasha. This is kiddie show.
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Boris: [trying to trick Rocky and Bullwinkle] I am part of one of the biggest advertising company's in the country. Dancer, Prancer, Blitzen and Fink.
Bullwinkle: Yeah, I have heard of those first three fellows, but who is Fink?
Boris: I am Fink.
Natasha: You can say that again dahling.
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Cloyd: On the moon we always carry a spare heart.
Bullwinkle: Must be nice come Valentine's Day.
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Bullwinkle: [explaining the components of a stereo system] This is the amplifier, which amplifies the sound. And this is the preamplifier, which, of course, amplifies the pree.
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Bullwinkle: [pointing to Florida on a map] Here it is: Frostbite Falls, Minnesota.
Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle, that's Florida!
Bullwinkle: Well, if they keep adding new states all the time how can you expect me to keep up?
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Bullwinkle: Got the wrong script from the teleprompter. As you know this is really the Humphley/Brinley report. No no. The Bullwinkle Show. And I am your moose-ster of ceremonies for the next half-hour: Bullwinkle his-self. As if you couldn't tell. I mean what other show has a host who sings, dances, recites poetry and has antlers? Well, on this network anyway...
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Bullwinkle: I'd like to apply for a job as an usher?
Boris: What experience have you had?
Bullwinkle: I've been in the dark for most of my life.
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Bullwinkle: Today's lesson is how to be a lion tamer and pick up a little scratch... on the side... of your head.
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Bullwinkle: You just leave it to my pal Rock. He's the brains of the outfit.
General: And what does that make you?
Bullwinkle: What else? The executive.
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Dudley Do-Right: Curses! Foiled again!
Snidely Whiplash: Hey! That's *my* line!
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Mr. Hector Peabody: Sherman, that is your 1,000th fortune cookie. Do you want to spoil your dinner?
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