The Chaser's War On Everything Quotes
Andrew Hansen: Well, I went to one of those two dollar shops the other day. Loved it. Everything's two dollars, how can you possibly resist? I immediately bought this road sign with a platypus on it.
TV Show: The Chaser's War On Everything
Andrew Hansen: Hats that cost two dollars sell themselves, I think.
TV Show: The Chaser's War On Everything
Andrew Hansen as the Surprise Spruiker: (In front of an Armani store) Boutique, boutique, boutique bargains! Here today at Giorgio Armani's. Men's suits, ties, leisurewear, from as little as $5000 a piece! Come on in and grab a bargain! That's right shoppers, it's thousand dollar madness!
TV Show: The Chaser's War On Everything
Chris Taylor: And keep that applause going for people who think David Hicks had a fair trial! (shows 5 empty seats)
Craig Reucassel: Not even Downer turned up.
Craig Reucassel: Not even Downer turned up.
TV Show: The Chaser's War On Everything
Julian Morrow: And the first problem we wanna fix is us. We’ve got a new timeslot no one knows about and we’re up against shows on commercial channels that have big ratings and, frankly, are much better.
TV Show: The Chaser's War On Everything