The Criminal Quotes
Coach Z: Strong Bad, you kidding? You can't put Senor Cardgage in your movie! That guy is creepy with a capital "cree"! And I don't think he's too clear on the whole fantasy-reality thing neither.
Strong Bad: You're crazy, man! Senor Cardgage is awesome! He's perfect for the role of Dadgeresque!
Coach Z: Has he even read the script?
Strong Bad: Script? That guy doesn't need a script, he's a natural!
Strong Bad: You're crazy, man! Senor Cardgage is awesome! He's perfect for the role of Dadgeresque!
Coach Z: Has he even read the script?
Strong Bad: Script? That guy doesn't need a script, he's a natural!
Movie: The Criminal
Strong Bad: [as Dangeresque, to Coach Z as Renaldo] So, Renaldo, a little baron tells me you know something about an expert kidnapping solver.
Coach Z: Uh-oh. Now, I don't think that's something we should be talking about.
Strong Bad: I thought we were partners! What are you hiding from me?
Coach Z: He's no good for this case, Dangeresque! Forget about him!
Strong Bad: Who? Who are you talking about?
Coach Z: YOUR FATHER!
Strong Bad: Dadgeresque? My father is the kidnapping solver?
Coach Z: Yes, that's why he left you. Because he went mad! He's no help to us.
Coach Z: Uh-oh. Now, I don't think that's something we should be talking about.
Strong Bad: I thought we were partners! What are you hiding from me?
Coach Z: He's no good for this case, Dangeresque! Forget about him!
Strong Bad: Who? Who are you talking about?
Coach Z: YOUR FATHER!
Strong Bad: Dadgeresque? My father is the kidnapping solver?
Coach Z: Yes, that's why he left you. Because he went mad! He's no help to us.
Movie: The Criminal
Strong Bad: [as Dangeresque, to Marzipan as Cutesy Buttons] Who cares about your stupid rainforest? The only thing the rainforest ever did for me was give me wet splinters.
Marzipan: The rainforest provides us with oxygen so you and I can breathe. It's like our planet's lungs.
Strong Bad: Well, those lungs had better start smoking if they want to be as cool as Dangeresque.
Marzipan: The rainforest provides us with oxygen so you and I can breathe. It's like our planet's lungs.
Strong Bad: Well, those lungs had better start smoking if they want to be as cool as Dangeresque.
Movie: The Criminal