The Dictator Quotes
Zoey: [after finding out Allison Burgers is General Aladeen]Oh my god! You lied to me... and you're wanted for war crimes!
General Aladeen: Please. That stuff never sticks.
General Aladeen: Please. That stuff never sticks.
Movie: The Dictator
[Aladeen and Nadal are at Gotham Helicopter Tours, preparing to board the helicopter]Nadal: Here's the plan: We're going to take this helicopter tour and fly over the Lancaster to spot its weaknesses. Remember, we're just two ordinary American tourists looking at the sights.
General Aladeen: [Wearing an American flag jogging suit and a sheriff's badge]Don't worry, nobody gonna suspect anything. It's a great plan, pointy.
Nadal: Don't do anything to arouse any suspicions.
General Aladeen: Don't worry, I am Wadiya's number one actor. You don't win four Wadiyan Golden Globes for nothing.
Nadal: Yes you do, because you gave them to yourself!
General Aladeen: My performance in 'Aladeen Jones and the Temple of Doom' was outstanding.
Nadal: I gave it thumbs down.
General Aladeen: Have you seen 'You've Got Mail Bomb'?
Nadal: Yes, I've seen them all! They're all terrible movies! Listen to me, okay? You are a terrible actor. I urge you, right now, keep your performance small and real.
General Aladeen: All right. Can you get me a cloak?
Nadal: Why?
General Aladeen: Because I think my guy would be wearing a cloak.
Nadal: No. Your guy wears an American flag sweatsuit and a sheriff's badge.
General Aladeen: I need the sheriff's badge.
Nadal: For what? You're the sheriff of American douche-town!
General Aladeen: That's rude.
Nadal: Listen: We're going to walk over there, act very inconspicuous.
General Aladeen: Okay, no problem.
Nadal: This has to work.
General Aladeen: Don't worry, just relax.
General Aladeen: [Wearing an American flag jogging suit and a sheriff's badge]Don't worry, nobody gonna suspect anything. It's a great plan, pointy.
Nadal: Don't do anything to arouse any suspicions.
General Aladeen: Don't worry, I am Wadiya's number one actor. You don't win four Wadiyan Golden Globes for nothing.
Nadal: Yes you do, because you gave them to yourself!
General Aladeen: My performance in 'Aladeen Jones and the Temple of Doom' was outstanding.
Nadal: I gave it thumbs down.
General Aladeen: Have you seen 'You've Got Mail Bomb'?
Nadal: Yes, I've seen them all! They're all terrible movies! Listen to me, okay? You are a terrible actor. I urge you, right now, keep your performance small and real.
General Aladeen: All right. Can you get me a cloak?
Nadal: Why?
General Aladeen: Because I think my guy would be wearing a cloak.
Nadal: No. Your guy wears an American flag sweatsuit and a sheriff's badge.
General Aladeen: I need the sheriff's badge.
Nadal: For what? You're the sheriff of American douche-town!
General Aladeen: That's rude.
Nadal: Listen: We're going to walk over there, act very inconspicuous.
General Aladeen: Okay, no problem.
Nadal: This has to work.
General Aladeen: Don't worry, just relax.
Movie: The Dictator
Zoey: [yelling at the police after Aladeen is arrested]And I know this because I majored in Fem Lit!
Movie: The Dictator