The Disaster Artist Quotes
Tommy Wiseau: [Throwing newspapers and a trash can in a fit of rage]Everybody betray me! [Kicks the newspaper stand]
Tommy Wiseau: Ow, my foot.
Tommy Wiseau: Ow, my foot.
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Juliette: [as Tommy is dry-humping her navel while filming the sex scene]I think you're aiming a little bit high.
Tommy Wiseau: I aim where I aim, just do the scene.
Tommy Wiseau: I aim where I aim, just do the scene.
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[first lines] Kristen Bell: If you were to ask the five best filmmakers in the world right now to make a movie like this... it... it wouldn't even be in the same universe.
Ike Barinholtz: I was blown away. Like, like three minutes in, I turn to my friend, This is the fucking greatest movie I've ever seen in my life. [chuckles]
Adam Scott: It has withstood, like, ten years? And people are still watching a movie and talking about a movie. People aren't doing that about whatever won the Oscar for Best Picture ten years ago.
Kevin Smith: What genius is behind this?
Keegan Michael Key: Tommy wanted to break... Tommy wanted to break barriers in filmmaking.
Lizzy Caplan: I think that he had a very clear vision.
Kevin Smith: He is a figure of mystery where, you know, you do wanna learn more about him.
Danny McBride: Who is this man? Who is this auteur?
Adam Scott: The kind of sheer ambition of it... is... is in-incredible.
J.J. Abrams: The numbers probably prove how unlikely it is that you'll make it.
Adam Scott: If I had a time machine, I wouldn't go do a bunch of stu... uh, stuff you... I would go back and try and get on that set just to watch and feel what it was like 'cause it has to be... unbelievable. [title is shown]
Ike Barinholtz: I was blown away. Like, like three minutes in, I turn to my friend, This is the fucking greatest movie I've ever seen in my life. [chuckles]
Adam Scott: It has withstood, like, ten years? And people are still watching a movie and talking about a movie. People aren't doing that about whatever won the Oscar for Best Picture ten years ago.
Kevin Smith: What genius is behind this?
Keegan Michael Key: Tommy wanted to break... Tommy wanted to break barriers in filmmaking.
Lizzy Caplan: I think that he had a very clear vision.
Kevin Smith: He is a figure of mystery where, you know, you do wanna learn more about him.
Danny McBride: Who is this man? Who is this auteur?
Adam Scott: The kind of sheer ambition of it... is... is in-incredible.
J.J. Abrams: The numbers probably prove how unlikely it is that you'll make it.
Adam Scott: If I had a time machine, I wouldn't go do a bunch of stu... uh, stuff you... I would go back and try and get on that set just to watch and feel what it was like 'cause it has to be... unbelievable. [title is shown]
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Restaurant Manager: [after Tommy is escorted out of the restaurant]I'm sorry, sir. Is everything okay, now?
Justin Hammer: [sarcastic]Yeah, thanks for rushin' over - he made it through two fuckin' acts of Shakespeare!
Justin Hammer: [sarcastic]Yeah, thanks for rushin' over - he made it through two fuckin' acts of Shakespeare!
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Tommy Wiseau: [after driving around aimlessly]Sorry I'm late, traffic was crazy!
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[Tommy prepares to film his sex scene, and he is walking in the set completely naked] Tommy Wiseau: Okay, okay, we go.
Greg Sestero: Tommy, Tommy, this is not necessary.
Tommy Wiseau: No. It very necessary. I need to show my ass to sell this movie, okay?
Greg Sestero: That's not true.
Sandy Schklair: At least we have a closed set.
Tommy Wiseau: Not closed set. Open set. Life is not closed set! I want everyone to see! [points at Greg]
Tommy Wiseau: You, especially.
Greg Sestero: W-what? Why? What?
Tommy Wiseau: Brad Pitt do this in the Legend of the Fall.
Greg Sestero: Tommy, Tommy, this is not necessary.
Tommy Wiseau: No. It very necessary. I need to show my ass to sell this movie, okay?
Greg Sestero: That's not true.
Sandy Schklair: At least we have a closed set.
Tommy Wiseau: Not closed set. Open set. Life is not closed set! I want everyone to see! [points at Greg]
Tommy Wiseau: You, especially.
Greg Sestero: W-what? Why? What?
Tommy Wiseau: Brad Pitt do this in the Legend of the Fall.
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Juliette: [horrified; as Tommy is dry-humping the red dress]I wanted to keep that dress.
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