The Duff Quotes
Toby Tucker: The song was mine.
Bianca Piper: Yeah I'm not surprised cause it was a piece of shit... and so are you.
Bianca Piper: Yeah I'm not surprised cause it was a piece of shit... and so are you.
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Principal Buchanan: It's like a prison yard out there.
Mr. Arthur: Don't you think you're overreacting just a little bit?
Principal Buchanan: Have you not seen Dateline, Catfish, Pretty Little Liars?
Mr. Arthur: Don't you think you're overreacting just a little bit?
Principal Buchanan: Have you not seen Dateline, Catfish, Pretty Little Liars?
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Bianca Piper: In the end, it isn't about popularity or even getting the guy. It's about understanding that no matter what label is thrown your way, only you can define yourself.
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Matt: Oh! What the hell Bianca? [attempts to cover bulge in underwear as Bianca enters the lockeroom]
Bianca Piper: Kinda looks like a penis, only smaller.
Bianca Piper: Kinda looks like a penis, only smaller.
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Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Where are your girls at?
Bianca Piper: It's actually not my job to give you pervey intel on my best friends but good luck anyway.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Well it kind of is though, you know as their duff.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush ,
Bianca Piper: Sorry, as their what?
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Duff, D-U-F-F: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
Bianca Piper: What did you just say to me?
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: It's not like a big deal, every group has one, you know the one who doesn't look as good , thus making their friends look better. The one whose easy to talk to because no one's trying to get with them. You friended up! Good time!
Bianca Piper: It's actually not my job to give you pervey intel on my best friends but good luck anyway.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Well it kind of is though, you know as their duff.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush ,
Bianca Piper: Sorry, as their what?
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Duff, D-U-F-F: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
Bianca Piper: What did you just say to me?
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: It's not like a big deal, every group has one, you know the one who doesn't look as good , thus making their friends look better. The one whose easy to talk to because no one's trying to get with them. You friended up! Good time!
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Bianca Piper: Ok free lesson... the first one is always free. Ok so lean in, slowly, close your eyes and [licks his face up to the forehead]
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: [wiping his head with his sleeve]Oh! No way!... You... are a phenomenal kisser!
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: [wiping his head with his sleeve]Oh! No way!... You... are a phenomenal kisser!
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Bianca Piper: If I wanted to go shopping, I could have done that with Jess and Casey. I need you to give me real talk.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: You've gotta a uniboob. Your posture sucks and your clothes fit weird 'cause you wear the wrong size bra. Boom! Real talk!
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: You've gotta a uniboob. Your posture sucks and your clothes fit weird 'cause you wear the wrong size bra. Boom! Real talk!
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Wesley 'Wes' Rush: You can't take it so literally. A DUFF doesn't actually have to be fat or ugly. You know, it's like Tony Romo is a Dallas Cowboy. It's not like he rides a horse.
Bianca Piper: I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.
Bianca Piper: I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.
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Mr. Arthur: You may not believe this, but I was the DUFF out of my friends.
Bianca Piper: [sarcastically]No! Really?
Mr. Arthur: Yeah, there was no cool name for it when I was in high school, it was like the Dipshit, Douchebag, use to get Asian Erkel.
Bianca Piper: [sarcastically]No! Really?
Mr. Arthur: Yeah, there was no cool name for it when I was in high school, it was like the Dipshit, Douchebag, use to get Asian Erkel.
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Bianca Piper: Oh, uh, I... I have a date.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Hmm? [flexes pecks]
Bianca Piper: Don't do that?
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: You do? You don't? [flexes pecks twice]
Bianca Piper: Stop! Uh...
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Question? [rolls pecks]
Bianca Piper: It's important!
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: What? What do you want? [flexes and rolls them twice with each sentence]
Bianca Piper: Come on, please!
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Hmm? [flexes pecks]
Bianca Piper: Don't do that?
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: You do? You don't? [flexes pecks twice]
Bianca Piper: Stop! Uh...
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Question? [rolls pecks]
Bianca Piper: It's important!
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: What? What do you want? [flexes and rolls them twice with each sentence]
Bianca Piper: Come on, please!
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Dottie: You... look crazy [stares down in horror at Bianca's pajamas and sock crock attire]
Bianca Piper: Crazy amazing.
Bianca Piper: Crazy amazing.
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Jeffrey: Jess has the hottest ass!
Albert: Casey has the hottest rack!
Paul: Bianca, has, the hottest friends.
Jeffrey ,
Albert ,
Paul: Yeah!
Albert: Casey has the hottest rack!
Paul: Bianca, has, the hottest friends.
Jeffrey ,
Albert ,
Paul: Yeah!
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Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Are you giving me kissing advice?
Bianca Piper: Yes, I guess I am.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: B...
Bianca Piper: Yeah, you need it.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: That's how people kiss.
Bianca Piper: Euhm... in porn, maybe.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: What's wrong with porn?
Bianca Piper: If this was a porn movie, we would not be sitting on a rock having a conversation, you know, you'd be bringing me a pizza or ehm... cleaning my pool.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: How old is the porn you are watching?... That is not a thing anymore.
Bianca Piper: Yes, I guess I am.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: B...
Bianca Piper: Yeah, you need it.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: That's how people kiss.
Bianca Piper: Euhm... in porn, maybe.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: What's wrong with porn?
Bianca Piper: If this was a porn movie, we would not be sitting on a rock having a conversation, you know, you'd be bringing me a pizza or ehm... cleaning my pool.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: How old is the porn you are watching?... That is not a thing anymore.
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Bianca Piper: Alright, let's do this shit! [upon looking at Jess' finished product]
Dottie: Fucking A!
Dottie: Fucking A!
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Madison Morgan: Girls, party at my place. I'm sure you've heard of it... Caitlyn, can you make sure you get an Instagram shot of them opening it?
Caitlyn: Yep, on it.
Madison Morgan: Oh yeah, I'm doing a video about the party for my YouTube channel.
Bianca Piper: Whoa, wait, you're having a party on a Wednesday? On a school night?
Madison Morgan: Yeah, I can do that.
Bianca Piper: Damn, dude, all right. Well, yeah, we're in.
Madison Morgan: Oooh, um, Bianca, you have to have an actual invite to get in and I only have a certain amount but, um, if anything changes, I'll let you know.
Casey Cordero: Problem solved.
Bianca Piper: Hey, look at that.
Madison Morgan: Wonderful.
Bianca Piper: Can't wait! Should I bring anything or, well, okay!
Caitlyn: Yep, on it.
Madison Morgan: Oh yeah, I'm doing a video about the party for my YouTube channel.
Bianca Piper: Whoa, wait, you're having a party on a Wednesday? On a school night?
Madison Morgan: Yeah, I can do that.
Bianca Piper: Damn, dude, all right. Well, yeah, we're in.
Madison Morgan: Oooh, um, Bianca, you have to have an actual invite to get in and I only have a certain amount but, um, if anything changes, I'll let you know.
Casey Cordero: Problem solved.
Bianca Piper: Hey, look at that.
Madison Morgan: Wonderful.
Bianca Piper: Can't wait! Should I bring anything or, well, okay!
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Bianca Piper: Why was I Bosley? There were three angels! [glancing in horror at the old dress-up photo on facebook of younger Jess, Casey and herself]
Bianca Piper: .
Bianca Piper: .
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Bianca Piper: How could you guys not tell me that I was your DUFF?
Jessica 'Jess' Harris: Our what?
Jessica 'Jess' Harris: Our what?
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Bianca Piper: [aftering punching Wes in the face]Why is your hand messed up?
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Believe me. You're not the only one running around, punching people today. [Cutaway to Wes slamming a teammate against the wall]
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: No one sees that video again! Got me? You tell everyone!
Matt: I don't know that many people.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Well, make some more friends, and tell them. [Wes walks away]
Matt: [confused]What?
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Believe me. You're not the only one running around, punching people today. [Cutaway to Wes slamming a teammate against the wall]
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: No one sees that video again! Got me? You tell everyone!
Matt: I don't know that many people.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Well, make some more friends, and tell them. [Wes walks away]
Matt: [confused]What?
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Bianca Piper: I'm tired of being the approachable one. I want to be the dateable one.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: You're asking me for dating advice today of all days? Are you kidding me?
Bianca Piper: Look, I have a crush on this boy. His name is Toby Tucker. Maybe you've heard of him. Well, I can't seem to talk to him without making a total ass of myself, okay? And you never seem to have this problem.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Don't you hate me?
Bianca Piper: I'm glad you asked. Yes, I do, but only because you're a man-whore, and a dipshit. Can we just, can we just cool off for a sec? Here's my offer. I will make sure you pass science if you help me with this.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: I'm glad you asked. Yes, I do, but only because you're an idiot. Can we just, can we just cool off for a sec? Here's my offer. I will make sure you pass science if you help me with this.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: You're asking me for dating advice today of all days? Are you kidding me?
Bianca Piper: Look, I have a crush on this boy. His name is Toby Tucker. Maybe you've heard of him. Well, I can't seem to talk to him without making a total ass of myself, okay? And you never seem to have this problem.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Don't you hate me?
Bianca Piper: I'm glad you asked. Yes, I do, but only because you're a man-whore, and a dipshit. Can we just, can we just cool off for a sec? Here's my offer. I will make sure you pass science if you help me with this.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: I'm glad you asked. Yes, I do, but only because you're an idiot. Can we just, can we just cool off for a sec? Here's my offer. I will make sure you pass science if you help me with this.
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Madison Morgan: Caitlyn, take a picture. That's what sucking at life looks like, oh. [pulls a pout face]
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