The Expendables 3 Quotes
Toll Road: Heard you killed more people than the plague!
Doc: How 'bout that.
Gunnar Jensen: Why do they call you 'Doctor Death'?
Doc: Used to be a medic. But that was a long time ago.
Toll Road: So why'd you get locked away?
Doc: Tax evasion.
Doc: How 'bout that.
Gunnar Jensen: Why do they call you 'Doctor Death'?
Doc: Used to be a medic. But that was a long time ago.
Toll Road: So why'd you get locked away?
Doc: Tax evasion.
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Barney Ross: Better get out of that seat and move to the back, Christmas is coming.
Galgo: But it's only June...
Barney Ross: Galgo, get out of the seat!
Galgo: But it's only June...
Barney Ross: Galgo, get out of the seat!
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Lee Christmas: So you like knives, huh?
Doc: I'm the knife before Christmas.
Doc: I'm the knife before Christmas.
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Lee Christmas: You were stupid enough to get yourself into this mess! And we're the only ones crazy enough to get you out of it!
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Barney Ross: [watching Luna fight]I could do that.
Bonaparte: You wanna slip on a dress and give it a shot?
Bonaparte: You wanna slip on a dress and give it a shot?
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[from trailer] Barney Ross: [after Smilee performs an outrageous stunt]Couldn't take the stairs?
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Drummer: This is it? This is your evac team?
Trench: Short notice.
Drummer: [looks at Yin Yang]Yeah, very short.
Trench: Short notice.
Drummer: [looks at Yin Yang]Yeah, very short.
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Galgo: [shouting]I need a job! All I know what to do is kill people! And I do that very well, Goddammit!
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[last lines] Lee Christmas: You look like a proud, demented father.
Barney Ross: You could've skipped the demented part.
Lee Christmas: That was a compliment. [Barney and Lee laugh and fist-bump each other]
Barney Ross: You could've skipped the demented part.
Lee Christmas: That was a compliment. [Barney and Lee laugh and fist-bump each other]
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Toll Road: [looks at Gunnar's new gadget which is similar to Thorn's]What the hell is that?
Gunnar Jensen: What?
Toll Road: That computer strapped to your wrist.
Gunnar Jensen: [poker faced]Nothing.
Toll Road: That same thing you were busting that kid's balls about?
Gunnar Jensen: [embarrased]No, I had it for a while now.
Toll Road: Hah!
Gunnar Jensen: What?
Toll Road: That computer strapped to your wrist.
Gunnar Jensen: [poker faced]Nothing.
Toll Road: That same thing you were busting that kid's balls about?
Gunnar Jensen: [embarrased]No, I had it for a while now.
Toll Road: Hah!
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Galgo: Who the hell are you?
Trench: I'm the guy that just saved your ass.
Galgo: Ay!
Galgo: [starts cursing in Spanish]íAquÝ no dicen nada y me confundo, despuÚs le voy a pegar un tiro a quien no se lo tengo que pegar! 'Nobody tells me anything and I'm getting confused, next I'm going to shoot someone who I'm not supposed to!'
Trench: I'm the guy that just saved your ass.
Galgo: Ay!
Galgo: [starts cursing in Spanish]íAquÝ no dicen nada y me confundo, despuÚs le voy a pegar un tiro a quien no se lo tengo que pegar! 'Nobody tells me anything and I'm getting confused, next I'm going to shoot someone who I'm not supposed to!'
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[from trailer] Trench: What are you gonna do?
Barney Ross: [furious]Reload.
Barney Ross: [furious]Reload.
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Barney Ross: [Barney prepares to rescue the young team when Galgo suddenly appears]How in the hell did you find me?
Galgo: I... peop... people talk, I hear things. You got a mission, I can help. My name is Galgo. Let me fill you in. I am good - very good. At warfare, you know, with memory. Afraid of nothing. I want to be your friend.
Barney Ross: I don't need a friend.
Galgo: Yes, you do. Everybody does. You know, I don't have any friends. That is why I know. But besides by friendship issues, what I really need now is something to do. Well... not just anything, but... what I was BORN to do.
Barney Ross: Best bet, this is a one-way trip.
Galgo: Excuse me, sir, but one-way trip is better than no-way. Which is the way I live now.
Barney Ross: [pauses briefly]Help me with the crate.
Galgo: [Barney turns away; Galgo does excited happy dance. Barney turns back; Galgo calms down quick]Sir.
Galgo: I... peop... people talk, I hear things. You got a mission, I can help. My name is Galgo. Let me fill you in. I am good - very good. At warfare, you know, with memory. Afraid of nothing. I want to be your friend.
Barney Ross: I don't need a friend.
Galgo: Yes, you do. Everybody does. You know, I don't have any friends. That is why I know. But besides by friendship issues, what I really need now is something to do. Well... not just anything, but... what I was BORN to do.
Barney Ross: Best bet, this is a one-way trip.
Galgo: Excuse me, sir, but one-way trip is better than no-way. Which is the way I live now.
Barney Ross: [pauses briefly]Help me with the crate.
Galgo: [Barney turns away; Galgo does excited happy dance. Barney turns back; Galgo calms down quick]Sir.
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Stonebanks: [after Barney punches him]Woah, ha ha! Good morning. Are these your students? Hey, what happened to the old crew? Oh, that's right. They stuck their noses into other people's worlds and got fatally injured. Now they're The Deleteables. Hey, you hear that kids? Take note - that's what you are right now.
Smilee: [to Barney]You want me to shut his mouth?
Stonebanks: You're talking pretty tough for a guy that incapacitated, which is good for you.
Smilee: Is it?
Stonebanks: Why don't you cut me loose, I'll open your meat shirt and show you your own heart. Hey Barn, why don't the two of us just end this. What do you say? Mix it up, you snapping my spine or me snapping yours. You know, make it snappy.
Stonebanks: [Barney keeps staring]He thinks I'm joking. I'm not joking. You should see me when I'm angry. You'd be very impressed. And very dead. So come on pal. Anything you want to get off your chest? Come on, lay it out. I'm a good listener. You're going to take me back to the Has-been-crew, carve me up around a fire. Very tribal.
Barney Ross: [snarls]When we stop, I'm gonna break every bone in your body and drop what's left at The Hague.
Stonebanks: [laughing]The Hague! Well, I fucking made the big time! I'm a war criminal!
Barney Ross: Keep laughing.
Stonebanks: [stops laughing]Do you think that you can just deliver me, like a package? We were close once. See, we started this whole Expendables thing together. See, I got the markers.
Stonebanks: [shows his 'Expendable' tattoos]A bit faded but, we had a falling out.
Barney Ross: You went dark.
Stonebanks: It's a dark business, Barney, don't pretend you're not in it! The baddest survive, those are the rules. I didn't make them up! You see, Barney here was content to work for the small-end money, as an e
Smilee: [to Barney]You want me to shut his mouth?
Stonebanks: You're talking pretty tough for a guy that incapacitated, which is good for you.
Smilee: Is it?
Stonebanks: Why don't you cut me loose, I'll open your meat shirt and show you your own heart. Hey Barn, why don't the two of us just end this. What do you say? Mix it up, you snapping my spine or me snapping yours. You know, make it snappy.
Stonebanks: [Barney keeps staring]He thinks I'm joking. I'm not joking. You should see me when I'm angry. You'd be very impressed. And very dead. So come on pal. Anything you want to get off your chest? Come on, lay it out. I'm a good listener. You're going to take me back to the Has-been-crew, carve me up around a fire. Very tribal.
Barney Ross: [snarls]When we stop, I'm gonna break every bone in your body and drop what's left at The Hague.
Stonebanks: [laughing]The Hague! Well, I fucking made the big time! I'm a war criminal!
Barney Ross: Keep laughing.
Stonebanks: [stops laughing]Do you think that you can just deliver me, like a package? We were close once. See, we started this whole Expendables thing together. See, I got the markers.
Stonebanks: [shows his 'Expendable' tattoos]A bit faded but, we had a falling out.
Barney Ross: You went dark.
Stonebanks: It's a dark business, Barney, don't pretend you're not in it! The baddest survive, those are the rules. I didn't make them up! You see, Barney here was content to work for the small-end money, as an e
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Doc: You know, I'd love to party with you boys, but I don't have my shit.
Doc: [Barney hands Doc his set of knives]That's my shit!
Doc: [Barney hands Doc his set of knives]That's my shit!
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Barney Ross: [Bonaparte is flying a plane to the next recruit]Hey, did you turn off the auto-pilot?
Bonaparte: I didn't touch the auto-pilot.
Barney Ross: [sees Bonaparte drinking]Give me the booze. Are we off course?
Bonaparte: Where in the hell are we? Here, hang on a second.
Bonaparte: [looks outside]Is that... is that the big dipper? Yeah, we gotta turn around.
Barney Ross: [deadpan]Wow...
Bonaparte: I didn't touch the auto-pilot.
Barney Ross: [sees Bonaparte drinking]Give me the booze. Are we off course?
Bonaparte: Where in the hell are we? Here, hang on a second.
Bonaparte: [looks outside]Is that... is that the big dipper? Yeah, we gotta turn around.
Barney Ross: [deadpan]Wow...
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Barney Ross: What happened to Church?
Drummer: You don't have to worry about Church any more. He's out of the picture.
Drummer: You don't have to worry about Church any more. He's out of the picture.
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Stonebanks: [Holding the young Expendables hostage]Well, lookin' a little strung out there, kids! This is what you get for being pawns in Barney's moral chess game.
Stonebanks: [looks at Thorn]That one looks a little slack.
Stonebanks: [soldiers straighten Thorn out while Stonebanks turns to Luna]You know, I feel most bad for you.
Luna: I don't give a shit how you feel.
Stonebanks: I do, I have a daughter. I have feelings. Anyway, when the CIA, I presume that is who you're working for. The CIA, am I right? I bet you don't know who you're working for. What, for Barney? Do you know who he's working for? Does HE know who he's working...? It gets very confusing. Anyway when the CIA wanted guys doing the dangerous work in the dangerous places, they called us, they didn't want to get their hands dirty. They called us. Yep, we cleared every hotspot they had, we bumped the bad guys so the good guys could roll in looking like heroes. We killed a lot. But we saved more lives than you could possibly imagine. Then, the boys on the Hill wanting no loose ends tried to bury me. I was an American! Working for America! Was. They'd eat their own children. The lesson here is... Never do business with the government. I'm going to save you that heartache. He never will.
Stonebanks: [looks at Thorn]That one looks a little slack.
Stonebanks: [soldiers straighten Thorn out while Stonebanks turns to Luna]You know, I feel most bad for you.
Luna: I don't give a shit how you feel.
Stonebanks: I do, I have a daughter. I have feelings. Anyway, when the CIA, I presume that is who you're working for. The CIA, am I right? I bet you don't know who you're working for. What, for Barney? Do you know who he's working for? Does HE know who he's working...? It gets very confusing. Anyway when the CIA wanted guys doing the dangerous work in the dangerous places, they called us, they didn't want to get their hands dirty. They called us. Yep, we cleared every hotspot they had, we bumped the bad guys so the good guys could roll in looking like heroes. We killed a lot. But we saved more lives than you could possibly imagine. Then, the boys on the Hill wanting no loose ends tried to bury me. I was an American! Working for America! Was. They'd eat their own children. The lesson here is... Never do business with the government. I'm going to save you that heartache. He never will.
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Barney Ross: So, you're with Trench now?
Yin Yang: Yeah, he pay me more money!
Yin Yang: Yeah, he pay me more money!
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[from trailer] Hale Caesar: Time to mow the lawn!
Hale Caesar: [wreaks havoc with a mini-gun]
Hale Caesar: [wreaks havoc with a mini-gun]
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Toll Road: They got valet parking here?
Gunnar Jensen: [blasts a hole in the building with the tank gun]Yeah, there's some right here!
Gunnar Jensen: [blasts a hole in the building with the tank gun]Yeah, there's some right here!
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