The Fairly OddParents Quotes
Timmy: I can't believe it! I'm this dog's dog.
Wanda: Isn't that a rap song?
Cosmo: (gives himself some rap clothes) Word! (gets weighed down by all the stuff and crashes to the bottom of the fishbowl)
Wanda: Isn't that a rap song?
Cosmo: (gives himself some rap clothes) Word! (gets weighed down by all the stuff and crashes to the bottom of the fishbowl)
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Timmy: Dogs have a better sense of smell. And they can see in black and white. And they can go to the bathroom anywhere they want!
Cosmo: So can I. I'm just polite!
Cosmo: So can I. I'm just polite!
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Cosmo: (sing-song) I married the smart one!
Wanda: (sing-song) And I married the...well, he's cute, right?
Wanda: (sing-song) And I married the...well, he's cute, right?
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Cosmo: Ooh, yeah - I'm gonna swing, Daddy-o! I'm gonna call up all my old friends (leafing through book) Lessee, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda with a star beside it, Panda, no that's "Wanda" with a smudge on the 'W'. I...I...I miss Wanda!
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[floating at a typewriter]
Wanda: Finally, a romance novel to shake the ages. (starts typing) It was dawn. I was in my towel when the ninjas attacked...
Wanda: Finally, a romance novel to shake the ages. (starts typing) It was dawn. I was in my towel when the ninjas attacked...
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Vicky: Here's a physics lesson, Poindexter. Undies plus gravity equals WEDGIE!
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Wanda: Awww! Goat love!
Cosmo: They say it's the most honest love there is!
Cosmo: They say it's the most honest love there is!
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[Timmy is trapped by a mob after admitting to setting the town mascot Chompy free]
Timmy: I'm doomed!
Cosmo: Well, you've lived a good life, right?
Timmy: I'm only ten!
Cosmo: I said good, not long!
Timmy: I'm doomed!
Cosmo: Well, you've lived a good life, right?
Timmy: I'm only ten!
Cosmo: I said good, not long!
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Gray Dr. Bender: Is this your ball on our lawn, and your gray on our gray?
Gray Timmy: Dr.Bender! Wendell! You're big gray blobs just like me!
Gray Dr. Bender: Actually we're the grayest and the blobbiest!
Gray Timmy: But everyone's exactly alike!
Gray Dr. Bender: That's where you're wrong, not so gray boy!
Gray Timmy: Dr.Bender! Wendell! You're big gray blobs just like me!
Gray Dr. Bender: Actually we're the grayest and the blobbiest!
Gray Timmy: But everyone's exactly alike!
Gray Dr. Bender: That's where you're wrong, not so gray boy!
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Dr. Bender DDS: Well, Bucky The Buck-Toothed Tooth Boy, that's where you're WRONG!
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Cosmo: If you're playing Timmy Ball, wear a helmet.
Wanda: What about Wanda Ball?
Cosmo: I know that game!
Wanda: Do you know I use a cinder block?
Cosmo: Didn't know that!
Wanda: What about Wanda Ball?
Cosmo: I know that game!
Wanda: Do you know I use a cinder block?
Cosmo: Didn't know that!
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Timmy: Who are all these gifts for?
Vicky: Nobody. I just like making you work!
Vicky: Nobody. I just like making you work!
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Vicky: Merry Christmas Mr. and Mrs. Turner. Is it time for my Christmas bonus?
Dad: Yep. This year you get to leave early!
Dad: Yep. This year you get to leave early!
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Chet Ubetcha: It's ho-ho-horrible! As Christmas enters its third week, the world screams, "Christmas is entering its third week!"
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Chet Ubetcha: (on a television in a shop window) As the world falls apart at the seams, people everywhere are asking "who is responsible for this?", and "how can we tear them limb from limb?"!
Timmy: Err... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Cosmo: Yeah! He's cute when he's angry!
Timmy: Err... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Cosmo: Yeah! He's cute when he's angry!
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Wanda: What do you second rate, not-Christmas holidays want with our Timmy?
Easter Bunny: He better unwish that wish, or he's gonna an egg where the sun don't shine!
Cosmo: In the closet?
Easter Bunny: He better unwish that wish, or he's gonna an egg where the sun don't shine!
Cosmo: In the closet?
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Cowgirl: Merry Christmas! (Hands Timmy some gas for his snowmobile) Or, as we say in Montana; you're standing in cow manure!
Timmy: Awesome!
Timmy: Awesome!
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Timmy: I made it all the way across the ocean to Greenland and nothing bad happened!
[Large shark breaks through the ice and eats the snowmobile]
Timmy: (looks to camera) Well, that's inconvenient.
[Large shark breaks through the ice and eats the snowmobile]
Timmy: (looks to camera) Well, that's inconvenient.
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A.J.: Wow! Look at Timmy roll nimbly back and forth! I mean...[looks at a book of Skate Lingo] Shred!
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A.J.: Hey! Vicky's totally cheating! I mean... [looks at a book of Skate Lingo] Cheating!
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A.J.: [explaining to Vicky why she can't do the "Timmy Tuck"] Timmy's small and nice; you're tall and weighed down with too much evil.
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Vicky: (refusing to give Timmy the crown) Oh, you want this crown? You got a better chance of some loser 12 year old waistory falling out of the sky and plowing me into the ground!
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Cosmo: (seeing Chester crash) "Wow, his whole face hit at the same time! He must be really good!"
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Chester: Wow! A Timmy Turner action figure! With thumb-sucking action! Yo!
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Timmy: Christmas Day is here once more.
Wanda: Gifts, and love, and joy galore.
Cosmo: A special day that wipes the floor
All: With the other three-hundred-and-sixty-four!
Timmy: I wish every day could be Christmas.
'Cause Santa brings gifts every year.
He's reading my list,
he's feeding the deer,
He's hauling my gifts from the North Pole to here.
I wish every day could be Christmas.
'Cause every other holiday reeeeks!
New Years Eve's for Mom and Dad,
The Easter Bunny's eggs smell REALLY BAD!!!
Valentines Day always makes me sad...
Dad: Cause Timmy just can't get a girlfriend.
Timmy: WHAT??!!
Cosmo and Wanda: I wish every day could be Christmas.
'Cause nice fairies get their rewards.
Wanda: I got pudding, I got slacks.
Cosmo: I got all my back hair waxed!
Cosmo and Wanda: Santa grants wishes while we relax,
Cosmo: And Timmy still can't get a girlfriend!
Timmy: Stop that!
There's just no other day like Christmas.
My family stays here, it's real cool.
Just me, Mom, and Dad.
I'm so very glad.
There's no Vicky,
No Vicky,
No school.
Cosmo: And no Vicky!
Timmy: Right!
I wish every day could be Christmas.
Then I get the best gift of all.
My parents stay home to say...
Mom and Dad: We love you, Noggy.
Dad: MINE!!
Timmy: Wouldn't Christmas each day be the coolest of all?
I wish it were Christmas...
How I wish it were Christmas.
Wanda: Gifts, and love, and joy galore.
Cosmo: A special day that wipes the floor
All: With the other three-hundred-and-sixty-four!
Timmy: I wish every day could be Christmas.
'Cause Santa brings gifts every year.
He's reading my list,
he's feeding the deer,
He's hauling my gifts from the North Pole to here.
I wish every day could be Christmas.
'Cause every other holiday reeeeks!
New Years Eve's for Mom and Dad,
The Easter Bunny's eggs smell REALLY BAD!!!
Valentines Day always makes me sad...
Dad: Cause Timmy just can't get a girlfriend.
Timmy: WHAT??!!
Cosmo and Wanda: I wish every day could be Christmas.
'Cause nice fairies get their rewards.
Wanda: I got pudding, I got slacks.
Cosmo: I got all my back hair waxed!
Cosmo and Wanda: Santa grants wishes while we relax,
Cosmo: And Timmy still can't get a girlfriend!
Timmy: Stop that!
There's just no other day like Christmas.
My family stays here, it's real cool.
Just me, Mom, and Dad.
I'm so very glad.
There's no Vicky,
No Vicky,
No school.
Cosmo: And no Vicky!
Timmy: Right!
I wish every day could be Christmas.
Then I get the best gift of all.
My parents stay home to say...
Mom and Dad: We love you, Noggy.
Dad: MINE!!
Timmy: Wouldn't Christmas each day be the coolest of all?
I wish it were Christmas...
How I wish it were Christmas.
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Timmy: I wished each day would be Christmas.
We know it's a clue,
To revice the temptation.
In Spain, Canada, Japan, and Africa.
I'm a pronoun,
Chester: They're a pronoun.
AJ: He's a pronoun!
Cosmo: She's a pronoun.
Wanda: Wouldn't you like to be a pronoun, too?
Chester: Won't becuase Christmas doesn't come from a store, means a little bit more!
The Halloween pumpkins tickle REALLY SILLY!!!!!
AJ: Pirates and pirate-fighting can always make me unhappy...
Crocker: For more than a decade, were all out of ammo, get us some more snacks!
AJ: ...And the ammo fires donuts, popcorn, pretzels, cookies, pies, and cakes! To surprise we never have to be scared to do what was right!!
I just want to have a pledge.
I really just want to have one.
Crocker: He likes to! And he heal is boo-boos.
Chester: Errg. Ninevites.
We know it's a clue,
To revice the temptation.
In Spain, Canada, Japan, and Africa.
I'm a pronoun,
Chester: They're a pronoun.
AJ: He's a pronoun!
Cosmo: She's a pronoun.
Wanda: Wouldn't you like to be a pronoun, too?
Chester: Won't becuase Christmas doesn't come from a store, means a little bit more!
The Halloween pumpkins tickle REALLY SILLY!!!!!
AJ: Pirates and pirate-fighting can always make me unhappy...
Crocker: For more than a decade, were all out of ammo, get us some more snacks!
AJ: ...And the ammo fires donuts, popcorn, pretzels, cookies, pies, and cakes! To surprise we never have to be scared to do what was right!!
I just want to have a pledge.
I really just want to have one.
Crocker: He likes to! And he heal is boo-boos.
Chester: Errg. Ninevites.
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Timmy: I wished every day would be Christmas.
Jeepers, how foolish I was.
It isn't a gift, it isn't a toy
It's the family and friends that I really enjoy!
I wish that tomorrow weren't Christmas.
But I wish that the feeling would stay.
'Cause Christmas can always be there in your heart.
And never be locked to just one single day.
It's great that tomorrow ain't Christmas.
In Dimmsdale, London and Rome.
If I had just one wish
I think it'd be this...
I really just want to go home now.
I really just wish I were home.
Jeepers, how foolish I was.
It isn't a gift, it isn't a toy
It's the family and friends that I really enjoy!
I wish that tomorrow weren't Christmas.
But I wish that the feeling would stay.
'Cause Christmas can always be there in your heart.
And never be locked to just one single day.
It's great that tomorrow ain't Christmas.
In Dimmsdale, London and Rome.
If I had just one wish
I think it'd be this...
I really just want to go home now.
I really just wish I were home.
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