The Fairly OddParents Quotes
Timmy: Cookies? For dinner? With our... phone number on them?
Dad: These aren't for you son, these are for the Chip Skylark concert!
Mom: We're going to hurl these on stage and hope that Chip calls us, and offers to be your big brother!
Dad: These aren't for you son, these are for the Chip Skylark concert!
Mom: We're going to hurl these on stage and hope that Chip calls us, and offers to be your big brother!
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Vicky: MOVE IT, TWERP! It's called 'Pay-Per-View'; which means if I don't view, THEN SOMEONE'S GONNA PAY!
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Timmy: Yeah, well, you know what I wish? I wish something bad would happen to him!
Wanda: Okay, but you can't wish him maimed.
Timmy: Okay, then. I wish-
Cosmo: Or injured.
Timmy: Then-
Wanda: Or beaten...or dead.
Timmy: Fine. I wish that the worst possible non-lethal thing would happen to Chip Skylark right now!
Wanda: Okay, but you can't wish him maimed.
Timmy: Okay, then. I wish-
Cosmo: Or injured.
Timmy: Then-
Wanda: Or beaten...or dead.
Timmy: Fine. I wish that the worst possible non-lethal thing would happen to Chip Skylark right now!
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[Vicky has captured Chip Skylark and is showing him her dresses]
Vicky: Do you like THIS one that makes me look like Mrs Chip Skylark, or THIS one that makes me look like Mrs. Chip Skylark!?!
Vicky: Do you like THIS one that makes me look like Mrs Chip Skylark, or THIS one that makes me look like Mrs. Chip Skylark!?!
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Vicky: I love you, Chip Skylark! I'm gonna call all my friends and invite them to the wedding! First, I gotta find some friends.
Chip Skylark: Another day, another wackadoo holding me against my will.
Chip Skylark: Another day, another wackadoo holding me against my will.
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Vicky: You can watch this while I find someone who will perform a marriage ceremony between a crazed fan and a celebrity teen hostage. To the Internet!
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Timmy: I'm really sorry about [Vicky holding you hostage], Chip.
Chip: Oh, that's all right, little pal. It's not like you wished for this to happen.
Chip: Oh, that's all right, little pal. It's not like you wished for this to happen.
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[Chip Skylark's Icky Vicky song]
V...I...C...K...Y... The sound of her name makes the little kids cry. Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Hey Vicky, you're so, so icky. Just the thought of being around you makes me oh, so sicky.
Hey Vicky won't you please explain how you get so much enjoyment out of causing kids pain.
Oh Oh Oh! A chick who's just plain mean. A sour sweet sixteen.
She's a fire breathing dragon in a pair of black jeans.
Eeew!
Hey Vicky won't you tell us true; how we ever got the bad luck to be stuck with you.
Oh Vicky can we say one thing, it's your super total yuckiness that makes us wanna sing
Icky Vicky.
Eeew! Eeew!
Icky Vicky.
Eeew! Eeew!
Icky Vicky.
V...I...C...K...Y... The sound of her name makes the little kids cry. Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Hey Vicky, you're so, so icky. Just the thought of being around you makes me oh, so sicky.
Hey Vicky won't you please explain how you get so much enjoyment out of causing kids pain.
Oh Oh Oh! A chick who's just plain mean. A sour sweet sixteen.
She's a fire breathing dragon in a pair of black jeans.
Eeew!
Hey Vicky won't you tell us true; how we ever got the bad luck to be stuck with you.
Oh Vicky can we say one thing, it's your super total yuckiness that makes us wanna sing
Icky Vicky.
Eeew! Eeew!
Icky Vicky.
Eeew! Eeew!
Icky Vicky.
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[an astronaut is planting a flag on the moon, when Timmy floats past on a skateboard]
Astronaut: Houston, we have another problem... Over.
Controller: It's always problem, problem, problem with you guys. Don't you ever call just to say "hi"? Over.
Astronaut: Houston, we have another problem... Over.
Controller: It's always problem, problem, problem with you guys. Don't you ever call just to say "hi"? Over.
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[Cosmo is riding on Timmy's back as he skates through a jungle, in a pastiche of Yoda and Luke in The Empire Strikes Back]
Cosmo: Learn to skate in difficult environments you must... because scared of gorillas am I!
Cosmo: Learn to skate in difficult environments you must... because scared of gorillas am I!
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Crimson Chin Action Figure: Of all my muscles, my brain is one of 'em!
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Timmy: I wonder why I got so bored with you?
Crimson Chin Action Figure: Check out my dimple, it's huge!
Timmy: Now I remember; your action phrases stunk!
Crimson Chin Action Figure: Check out my dimple, it's huge!
Timmy: Now I remember; your action phrases stunk!
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Vicky: You do my dishes, and you cut my lawn.
Boy: But these are your chores.
Vicky: And these are High Definition photos of you two sneaking into an R-rated movie! AAAAAAAAAND...''ACTION!
Boy: But these are your chores.
Vicky: And these are High Definition photos of you two sneaking into an R-rated movie! AAAAAAAAAND...''ACTION!
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Vicky: Well, well, well, what's this? Two new toys? [grabs Cosmo and Wanda] Well, guess who they get to meet!
Tootie: Not Mr. Hammer!
Cosmo & Wanda: Mr. Hammer?!
Vicky: Yes, Mr. Hammer and his friend, Mrs. Saw! [Vicky takes out a hammer and saw.]
Cosmo: Hi, Mrs. Saw! I'm Cosmo, and this is Wanda! [Wanda glares at him.] Don't you want to be a good host?
Tootie: NO! Those are Timmy's dolls!
Vicky: Oh, that changes EVERYTHING![she takes out a blowtorch.]
Cosmo: Hey! Mr. Fire! Have you met Wanda?
Tootie: Not Mr. Hammer!
Cosmo & Wanda: Mr. Hammer?!
Vicky: Yes, Mr. Hammer and his friend, Mrs. Saw! [Vicky takes out a hammer and saw.]
Cosmo: Hi, Mrs. Saw! I'm Cosmo, and this is Wanda! [Wanda glares at him.] Don't you want to be a good host?
Tootie: NO! Those are Timmy's dolls!
Vicky: Oh, that changes EVERYTHING![she takes out a blowtorch.]
Cosmo: Hey! Mr. Fire! Have you met Wanda?
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Vicky: Bad dog! You know you're only supposed to do that outside or at Timmy's house!
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Timmy: I'm just...
Cosmo & Wanda: A stupid ten year old boy!
Timmy: Right. And I'm not interested in girls, and I won't be until I'm...
Cosmo & Wanda: A stupid eleven year old boy!
Tootie: Then...there's hope? THERE'S HOPE!
Cosmo & Wanda: A stupid ten year old boy!
Timmy: Right. And I'm not interested in girls, and I won't be until I'm...
Cosmo & Wanda: A stupid eleven year old boy!
Tootie: Then...there's hope? THERE'S HOPE!
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Crimson Chin Action Figure: I am totally into the idea of you giving me to Tootie. This way, she'll always have a little piece of you that she can smother and choke with love.
Timmy: Wow! That was an oddly specific action phrase.
Timmy: Wow! That was an oddly specific action phrase.
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Crimson Chin Action Figure: Evil redheads make boy bands say "Ewwwwww."
Vicky: Why won't this stupid toy BREAK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Vicky: Why won't this stupid toy BREAK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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[Mom and Dad are eating breakfast]
Dad: Honey, you've outdone yourself again! What do you call this?
Mom: Cold cereal and milk.
Dad: It's marvelous! I'm falling in love with you all over again!
Dad: Honey, you've outdone yourself again! What do you call this?
Mom: Cold cereal and milk.
Dad: It's marvelous! I'm falling in love with you all over again!
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Dad: Did you notice all of those nice things Timmy has? I don't remember getting him those nice things. Why don't I have nice things?! I want some nice things!
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Dad: [seeing that Timmy's room is full of stuff that he hasn't bought for him] Young man, where did you get all these nice things?
Timmy: Uh...Internet?
Dad: And where did you get Internet?
Timmy: Uh...uh...
Dad: [gasps] He's stammering! Our son is the Wall-2-Wall-Mart shoplifter! [screams like a girl]
Timmy: What?! You don't think I stole this stuff, do you?
Dad: [screams like a girl again]
Timmy: That's a yes...but I didn't do it!
Dad: [screams like a girl again then passes out]
Mom: That's it, young man, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day!
Timmy: Uh...Internet?
Dad: And where did you get Internet?
Timmy: Uh...uh...
Dad: [gasps] He's stammering! Our son is the Wall-2-Wall-Mart shoplifter! [screams like a girl]
Timmy: What?! You don't think I stole this stuff, do you?
Dad: [screams like a girl again]
Timmy: That's a yes...but I didn't do it!
Dad: [screams like a girl again then passes out]
Mom: That's it, young man, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day!
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Mom: Timmy, we love you and they just want to help!
Timmy: Oh, yeah? Do you love me enough to give me a chance to show you that you're wrong?
Dad: Well, all right, son. One chance, but if you're wrong it's off to the clink...which I hear is nice! Why don't I get to go to the nice clink?!
Timmy: Oh, yeah? Do you love me enough to give me a chance to show you that you're wrong?
Dad: Well, all right, son. One chance, but if you're wrong it's off to the clink...which I hear is nice! Why don't I get to go to the nice clink?!
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Dad: Say! Where'd you get the nice tank, son?
Timmy: Uhh... Internet?
Mom and Dad: Works for us!
Timmy: Uhh... Internet?
Mom and Dad: Works for us!
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Mom: Was that the Dinkleberg's car?
Dad: I hope so! That's what I was aiming for!
Dad: I hope so! That's what I was aiming for!
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