The Fairly OddParents Quotes
Juandissimo: Wanda, my love! (begins kissing "Wanda's" hand) I've missed you more than the sun misses the dawn!
Wanda: Well, that's all very flattering...
Cosmo: But that's my hand pal, and guess what, I don't need magic to turn it into a FIST!(tries unsuccessfully)(Juandissimo then turns Cosmo into a tortoise and his wand lands several feet away) When I get my wand..oh, you are in for it! (crawls towards wand)
Juandissimo: (over-dramatically) You see how he almost turned his hand into a fist?! I am lucky to be alive!
Wanda: Well, that's all very flattering...
Cosmo: But that's my hand pal, and guess what, I don't need magic to turn it into a FIST!(tries unsuccessfully)(Juandissimo then turns Cosmo into a tortoise and his wand lands several feet away) When I get my wand..oh, you are in for it! (crawls towards wand)
Juandissimo: (over-dramatically) You see how he almost turned his hand into a fist?! I am lucky to be alive!
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Jorgen: The handsome fairy has failed to rescue his godchild...(the crowd boos)...but he is still very sexy! (the crowd cheers and showers Juandissimo with flowers)
Juandissimo: This, I can live with.
Juandissimo: This, I can live with.
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Cosmo: [mocking Juandissimo] Hey, Muscles Magoo! (turns into Juandissimo) Look at me! I'm fancy, and my long black hair flows in the wind!
Juandissimo: Stop making fun of my outer beauty!
Cosmo: I'm strong, but I still lost my woman to an idiot!
[a few moments later]
Cosmo: (turns into a fat Juandissimo) Chunky Hunky!
Juandissimo: STOP!
Cosmo: [turns into a fat monkey Juandissimo] Monkey Chunky Hunky!
Juandissimo: Stop making fun of my outer beauty!
Cosmo: I'm strong, but I still lost my woman to an idiot!
[a few moments later]
Cosmo: (turns into a fat Juandissimo) Chunky Hunky!
Juandissimo: STOP!
Cosmo: [turns into a fat monkey Juandissimo] Monkey Chunky Hunky!
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Juandissimo: (to Wanda) Your voice...is like the chorus of a thousand angels!
Cosmo: Yeah?! Well, my foot is gonna feel like the chorus of a thousand- (Juandissimo turns Cosmo into a tortoise)REVENGE! REVEEEEEENGE!(starts crawling towards his wand)
Cosmo: Yeah?! Well, my foot is gonna feel like the chorus of a thousand- (Juandissimo turns Cosmo into a tortoise)REVENGE! REVEEEEEENGE!(starts crawling towards his wand)
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Wanda: Why doesn't he just wish for sweeter lemonade?
Cosmo: I can do that! [he takes off his shoes and socks, then sticks his socks into a glass.]
Wanda: I said "sweeter", not "sweatier"!
Cosmo: Oh. I thought you said, "dunk your sweaty socks in Timmy's lemonade"!
Cosmo: I can do that! [he takes off his shoes and socks, then sticks his socks into a glass.]
Wanda: I said "sweeter", not "sweatier"!
Cosmo: Oh. I thought you said, "dunk your sweaty socks in Timmy's lemonade"!
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Chet Ubetcha: This is Chet Ubetcha with BIG news...I'M THE TALLEST NEWSCASTER ALIVE! DETAILS AT ELEVEN!
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Wanda: (with Cockney accent) Oh no! Without our wands, we can't use our magic to change everything back!
Timmy: (with Cockney accent) I say, this is a bit of a stickywicket! (normal voice) I mean, dude! This reeks!
Timmy: (with Cockney accent) I say, this is a bit of a stickywicket! (normal voice) I mean, dude! This reeks!
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Timmy: Oh no!! One of them is going to turn the future America into a yellow-toothed-electricity-deprived rathole!!
Cosmo: Yeah! And the other one is going to turn it into a brightly-lit democratically-run rathole!!
Cosmo: Yeah! And the other one is going to turn it into a brightly-lit democratically-run rathole!!
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Wanda: Don't worry Timmy! It's not over 'till the fat lady votes!
Cosmo: Can the principal vote?
Cosmo: Can the principal vote?
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Wanda: Cosmo thinks everything's funny. Watch. (to Cosmo, speaking in a monotone voice) Pudding.
Cosmo: Ha-ha-ha! She said 'puh', then 'ding'!
Cosmo: Ha-ha-ha! She said 'puh', then 'ding'!
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Mom: We're going to read fairy tales to low privileged, confused dolphins!
Dad: We're gonna read "The Little Dolphin Who Cried..." [dolphin cry]!
Mom: Have fun, you two!
Vicky: Oh, don't worry. (holds up a bunny suit) We're going to redefine the word fun!
Dad: We're gonna read "The Little Dolphin Who Cried..." [dolphin cry]!
Mom: Have fun, you two!
Vicky: Oh, don't worry. (holds up a bunny suit) We're going to redefine the word fun!
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Dad: Hey, guess what, Timmy, we're gonna grade you on your performance! We'll give you an A-! [holds out an A-]
Timmy: An A-minus?!
Dad: Up-bup-bup, questioning the grades, that gives you a B. [holds out a B]
Timmy: But...
Dad: Talking back, that gives you a C! [holds out a C]
Timmy: A C?!
Dad: Raising your voice! D! [holds out a Q]
Timmy: That's a Q!
Dad: That gives you an F, smarty pants! [hands him an F]
Timmy: An A-minus?!
Dad: Up-bup-bup, questioning the grades, that gives you a B. [holds out a B]
Timmy: But...
Dad: Talking back, that gives you a C! [holds out a C]
Timmy: A C?!
Dad: Raising your voice! D! [holds out a Q]
Timmy: That's a Q!
Dad: That gives you an F, smarty pants! [hands him an F]
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Dad: Hey, guess what Timmy, we're gonna grade you on your performance!
Timmy: Oh yeah? Then I'm gonna grade you too!
Dad: A B?!
Timmy: Up-bup-bup, questioning the grades gives you a C!
Dad: Uh...uh...uh...
Timmy: Stammering gives you a D!
Dad: What...are you mad?!
Timmy: Insulting the teacher,F!
Dad: (starts to cry and leaves with Mom]
Timmy: Oh yeah? Then I'm gonna grade you too!
Dad: A B?!
Timmy: Up-bup-bup, questioning the grades gives you a C!
Dad: Uh...uh...uh...
Timmy: Stammering gives you a D!
Dad: What...are you mad?!
Timmy: Insulting the teacher,F!
Dad: (starts to cry and leaves with Mom]
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Timmy: [Timmy is playing a Crash Nebula video game, like he did back in "Smarty Pants."] Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Cosmo: Uh... never cook bacon with your shirt off? [whistling, removes shirt and tie, bacon splatters out of the pan]
Timmy: No. Not that! I wish my life had a reset button!
Cosmo: Uh... never cook bacon with your shirt off? [whistling, removes shirt and tie, bacon splatters out of the pan]
Timmy: No. Not that! I wish my life had a reset button!
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Timmy: This time I'm ready for Crocker's stupid test!
Mr. Crocker: Heh. Good news, Turner. You've taken F to a new level. I'm going to give you a Super F! Heh-heh-eh-eh-heh!
[Timmy pushes the re-do button]
Mr. Crocker: A D! As in...don't get your hopes up for a high-paying career! (chuckles)
[Timmy pushes the re-do button]
Mr. Crocker: B! As in...but you're not supposed to be this smart.
[Timmy pushes the re-do button]
Mr. Crocker: An A-! As in...oh, wait, I give so few A's, I have no prepared sarcasm.
Mr. Crocker: Heh. Good news, Turner. You've taken F to a new level. I'm going to give you a Super F! Heh-heh-eh-eh-heh!
[Timmy pushes the re-do button]
Mr. Crocker: A D! As in...don't get your hopes up for a high-paying career! (chuckles)
[Timmy pushes the re-do button]
Mr. Crocker: B! As in...but you're not supposed to be this smart.
[Timmy pushes the re-do button]
Mr. Crocker: An A-! As in...oh, wait, I give so few A's, I have no prepared sarcasm.
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Cosmo: This year, I'm a floating human janitor.
Wanda: And I'm a floating human nurse.
Cosmo: Who floats!
Vicky: And I'm the Wicked Witch of "Where's-My-Candy?!"
Wanda: And I'm a floating human nurse.
Cosmo: Who floats!
Vicky: And I'm the Wicked Witch of "Where's-My-Candy?!"
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Dad: I'm going as your mom!
Mom: And I'm going as your dad!
Timmy: And I'm going straight to therapy.
Mom: And I'm going as your dad!
Timmy: And I'm going straight to therapy.
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Timmy: It's violent!
Dad: And educational!
Both: But mostly violent! YAAAAAAYYYY, VIOLENCE!
Dad: And educational!
Both: But mostly violent! YAAAAAAYYYY, VIOLENCE!
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Timmy: Dad, run! Eddie's back from the dead and he wants to kill you!!!!!!!!
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Chester: Hey, why does this jail cell have a coyote-shaped dog door?
Sanjay: Because fate is cruel?
Sanjay: Because fate is cruel?
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Dad: Hit it, Britney!
Britney Britney: You got it!
Mom: Hey! Wait a Minute! Dad never asks ME to hit it!
Britney Britney: You got it!
Mom: Hey! Wait a Minute! Dad never asks ME to hit it!
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Veronica: Do I think Timmy Turner is neat? Actually, my love for him burns with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns, but I can't let Trixie know that. [typing] No way, he's gross!
Timmy: Oh, great. The crazy one likes me.
Timmy: Oh, great. The crazy one likes me.
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A.J.'s mom, Mr. Turner, Trixe's dad, Croker's mom: (A.J.! Timmy!, Trixe!, Denzel! Denzel Corker!) I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your mother(A.J., Croker)/father (Timmy, Trixe) by coming in anyway! (breaks down door with battering ram)
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Timmy: I'll never abandon you guys for a girl again! Now excuse me while I go abandon you for a girl .
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Trixie: Because, anonymous voice from nobody, you won an award for comedy, and everyone knows that comedy is the lowest form of entertainment. Next to animation.
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Timmy: Cosmo! I wish all the girls were back.
Cosmo: You got it! [pause] What's a girl?
Timmy: Well, they're soft, and cuddly!
[Cosmo 'poofs' a big pink cushion into the room.]
Timmy: No, they're warm and they make you feel nice.
[Cosmo 'poofs' a monster truck into the room.]
Cosmo: [To monster truck] Yay! I'm gonna call you Wanda.
Cosmo: You got it! [pause] What's a girl?
Timmy: Well, they're soft, and cuddly!
[Cosmo 'poofs' a big pink cushion into the room.]
Timmy: No, they're warm and they make you feel nice.
[Cosmo 'poofs' a monster truck into the room.]
Cosmo: [To monster truck] Yay! I'm gonna call you Wanda.
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One of Cupids' Cherubs We're losing all love power, I'm transferring the emergency backup power to your coffee machine.
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Wanda "Whoever you are, you're going down"
Cosmo "Whoever I am, no I'm not!"
Cosmo "Whoever I am, no I'm not!"
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Timmy: "Tootie, Will you be my valentine?"
Tootie: "Yes, Yes, YES!"
Timmy: "Oh, well."
Tootie: "Yes, Yes, YES!"
Timmy: "Oh, well."
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