The Fast Show Quote
Renee: Oh, we’ve been to Stratford on Avon and to went to see Shakespeare’s old house, I said to the guide it’s a bit pokey, What did I say to the guide Roy?
Roy: It’s a bit pokey
Renee: Only they’ve kept it very olde worlde, they’ve not modernised it all you know, its still very Shakespearean- you can buy his story books on the way out, I said to Roy I said the prices aren’t old fashioned are they, what did I say Roy?
Roy: The prices aren’t old fashioned
Renee: Oh they did laugh. I mean were not big fans of Shakespeare myself and Roy, we like Jasper Carrot, we went to see him last year at the Davenport, oh he had everyone roaring laughing I said to Roy I think I’m going to pee me pants, what did I say Roy?
Roy: I think I’m going to pee me pants
Renee: We went to see Ken Dodd the year before that, oh we’re big fans of Doddy myself and Roy, four and a half hours he did, how long did he do Roy?
Roy: Four and a half hours
Renee: Oh you know, we had chicken in a basket, the lot, I said we’ve had a smashing night, what did I say Roy?
Roy: We had a smashing night and thoroughly enjoyed it
Renee: I didn’t say thoroughly enjoyed it- Roy!
Roy: It’s a bit pokey
Renee: Only they’ve kept it very olde worlde, they’ve not modernised it all you know, its still very Shakespearean- you can buy his story books on the way out, I said to Roy I said the prices aren’t old fashioned are they, what did I say Roy?
Roy: The prices aren’t old fashioned
Renee: Oh they did laugh. I mean were not big fans of Shakespeare myself and Roy, we like Jasper Carrot, we went to see him last year at the Davenport, oh he had everyone roaring laughing I said to Roy I think I’m going to pee me pants, what did I say Roy?
Roy: I think I’m going to pee me pants
Renee: We went to see Ken Dodd the year before that, oh we’re big fans of Doddy myself and Roy, four and a half hours he did, how long did he do Roy?
Roy: Four and a half hours
Renee: Oh you know, we had chicken in a basket, the lot, I said we’ve had a smashing night, what did I say Roy?
Roy: We had a smashing night and thoroughly enjoyed it
Renee: I didn’t say thoroughly enjoyed it- Roy!
TV Show: The Fast Show
