The Fast Show Quote
[Roy and Renée are on train, talking to man opposite, Roy eats a Kit-Kat]
Renée: Oh we’ve just come back from Paris in France, haven’t we Roy, we got off the train I said ohh it’s sooo Parisian, what did I say Roy?
Roy: It’s sooo Parisian
Renée: I mean French cuisine its the best in the world you know the chips are so thin and crispy, I said Roy we’ll come here again, what did I say Roy?
Roy: We’ll come here again.
Renée: And then we had some trouble at the hotel you know, we’d booked a room with a bath but when we got there it were a shower, I said to Roy call the concierge, what did I say Roy?
Roy: Call the concierge.
Renée: Which is French for hotel porter man. You know but Roy, he will not take a shower, he will not take a shower, because of his legs, why won’t you take a shower Roy?
Roy: Because of my legs
[man on train takes subtle look under the table at Roy’s legs]
Renée: So the concierge came down, he couldn’t have been nicer, he pretended not to understand at first like they do so we had to look it up in the bilingual book what the word for bath was and it was bain, what was it Roy?
Roy: Bain
Renée: So they moved us to a room with a bain, no bloody view from the fenetre, - I’m back in England bus I can’t stop talking French, so I said to Roy we won’t let it spoil our holiday, what did I say Roy?
[Roy holds Kit Kat towards man on train]
Roy: Do you want bit of Kit-Kat?
[Renée slaps Roy's hand]
Renée: He doesn’t want any Kit-Kat- Roy!
Renée: Oh we’ve just come back from Paris in France, haven’t we Roy, we got off the train I said ohh it’s sooo Parisian, what did I say Roy?
Roy: It’s sooo Parisian
Renée: I mean French cuisine its the best in the world you know the chips are so thin and crispy, I said Roy we’ll come here again, what did I say Roy?
Roy: We’ll come here again.
Renée: And then we had some trouble at the hotel you know, we’d booked a room with a bath but when we got there it were a shower, I said to Roy call the concierge, what did I say Roy?
Roy: Call the concierge.
Renée: Which is French for hotel porter man. You know but Roy, he will not take a shower, he will not take a shower, because of his legs, why won’t you take a shower Roy?
Roy: Because of my legs
[man on train takes subtle look under the table at Roy’s legs]
Renée: So the concierge came down, he couldn’t have been nicer, he pretended not to understand at first like they do so we had to look it up in the bilingual book what the word for bath was and it was bain, what was it Roy?
Roy: Bain
Renée: So they moved us to a room with a bain, no bloody view from the fenetre, - I’m back in England bus I can’t stop talking French, so I said to Roy we won’t let it spoil our holiday, what did I say Roy?
[Roy holds Kit Kat towards man on train]
Roy: Do you want bit of Kit-Kat?
[Renée slaps Roy's hand]
Renée: He doesn’t want any Kit-Kat- Roy!
TV Show: The Fast Show
