The Fast Show Quote
[we cut to Roy and Renée in a bar during the Chanel 9 news; Paula Fisch has reported that instead of the usual scorchio, there is “nimbo cumulos” (a cloud) on the Costa; the regular news is stopped for a “Speciale Report”.]
Renée: You’d think they’d never seen a cloud before, oh we did laugh- they’re even selling T-shirts of the cloud; we brought one each myself and Roy, oh I said to Roy I don’t know if they will wash well, what did I say Roy?
[Renée holds up a white T-shirt with a grey cloud on it]
Roy: I don’t know if they will wash well.
Renée: Next thing this film crew arrived, so I went up to this foreign man and said hello, we’re from England in the United Kingdom, I said could we be in your film we’ve seen loads of clouds- what did I say Roy?
Roy: We’ve seen loads of clouds.
Renée: Well I said we are experts myself and Roy, the foreign man said could you go away, we’re trying to film, what did they say Roy?
Roy: Hethethethetheth Pethethethetheth
Renée: Stop showing off… Roy!
Renée: You’d think they’d never seen a cloud before, oh we did laugh- they’re even selling T-shirts of the cloud; we brought one each myself and Roy, oh I said to Roy I don’t know if they will wash well, what did I say Roy?
[Renée holds up a white T-shirt with a grey cloud on it]
Roy: I don’t know if they will wash well.
Renée: Next thing this film crew arrived, so I went up to this foreign man and said hello, we’re from England in the United Kingdom, I said could we be in your film we’ve seen loads of clouds- what did I say Roy?
Roy: We’ve seen loads of clouds.
Renée: Well I said we are experts myself and Roy, the foreign man said could you go away, we’re trying to film, what did they say Roy?
Roy: Hethethethetheth Pethethethetheth
Renée: Stop showing off… Roy!
TV Show: The Fast Show
