The Fast Show Quote
[Roy and Renée are on a plane, the air hostess has just served them a drink so Renée starts talking to the hostess.]
Renée: Oh thanks love, lovely. Oh I’d have loved to have been an air hostess you know, I would, such a glamorous life you know jetting off all over the place serving businessmen with tea but Roy thinks, he thinks you’re just waitresses, trolley dollies he calls you, what did you call them Roy?
Roy: Trolley dollies.
Renée: He’s funny Roy ain’t he. When we got on the plane I said to Roy, Oh don’t those air hostesses look lovely in those posh uniforms and do you know what Roy said, he said they’re all caked in make-up, what did you say Roy?
Roy: They’re all caked in make-up.
Renée: He’s really observant Roy, you know he sees everything visually. But my friend Gloria she said the pilots marry air hostesses, and I said some of them do Gloria, but some of them are gay, which is fine, what did I say Roy?
Roy: They’re all poofs and lezzies.
Renée: You lying bastard Roy- I hope you crash!
Renée: Oh thanks love, lovely. Oh I’d have loved to have been an air hostess you know, I would, such a glamorous life you know jetting off all over the place serving businessmen with tea but Roy thinks, he thinks you’re just waitresses, trolley dollies he calls you, what did you call them Roy?
Roy: Trolley dollies.
Renée: He’s funny Roy ain’t he. When we got on the plane I said to Roy, Oh don’t those air hostesses look lovely in those posh uniforms and do you know what Roy said, he said they’re all caked in make-up, what did you say Roy?
Roy: They’re all caked in make-up.
Renée: He’s really observant Roy, you know he sees everything visually. But my friend Gloria she said the pilots marry air hostesses, and I said some of them do Gloria, but some of them are gay, which is fine, what did I say Roy?
Roy: They’re all poofs and lezzies.
Renée: You lying bastard Roy- I hope you crash!
TV Show: The Fast Show
