The Fast Show Quote
Swiss Toni: Washing a car, Paul, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman: you've got to caress the body, breath softly and gently on her, and give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.
Paul: All we ever do is wash the bloody cars, Toni. I mean, when are we gonna sell them?
Swiss Toni: What is it that women want, Paul?
Paul: I don't know, babies, probably.
Swiss Toni: You're a Neanderthal, Paul!
Paul: What's that?
Swiss Toni: Caveman, living in prehistoric times. Let me tell you what the sophisticated, modern, liberated, nineties ladies like. They like fine wines, Belgian chocolates, Hello! magazine, and the smell of a pipe. Did I ever tell you about the time I was on St. Lucia? Met a girl on the beach, she was young, and dark, and fruity. She had on the tiniest... the tiniest bikini that I have ever seen. And when I took her up to my room, she took it off. She had the most extraordinary...[static]
Paul: All we ever do is wash the bloody cars, Toni. I mean, when are we gonna sell them?
Swiss Toni: What is it that women want, Paul?
Paul: I don't know, babies, probably.
Swiss Toni: You're a Neanderthal, Paul!
Paul: What's that?
Swiss Toni: Caveman, living in prehistoric times. Let me tell you what the sophisticated, modern, liberated, nineties ladies like. They like fine wines, Belgian chocolates, Hello! magazine, and the smell of a pipe. Did I ever tell you about the time I was on St. Lucia? Met a girl on the beach, she was young, and dark, and fruity. She had on the tiniest... the tiniest bikini that I have ever seen. And when I took her up to my room, she took it off. She had the most extraordinary...[static]
TV Show: The Fast Show
