The Fast Show Quote
[Alf walks out of a greenhouse]
Unlucky Alf: Me new greenhouse. That should keep me tom's nice and warm. Though knowing my luck, kids'll probbly break it wi' cricket ball.
[cricket ball flies up from over the wall]
Unlucky Alf: Oh no, me new greenhouse!
[ball hits him in the face]
Child [offscreen]: Can we have our ball back, Unlucky Alf?
Unlucky Alf: Oh, all right, mind your 'eads.
[he throws the ball and it smashes the greenhouse]
Unlucky Alf: Oh...bugger!
Unlucky Alf: Me new greenhouse. That should keep me tom's nice and warm. Though knowing my luck, kids'll probbly break it wi' cricket ball.
[cricket ball flies up from over the wall]
Unlucky Alf: Oh no, me new greenhouse!
[ball hits him in the face]
Child [offscreen]: Can we have our ball back, Unlucky Alf?
Unlucky Alf: Oh, all right, mind your 'eads.
[he throws the ball and it smashes the greenhouse]
Unlucky Alf: Oh...bugger!
TV Show: The Fast Show
