The Fast Show Quote
[Alf walks in holding a parrot cage and places it on a table]
Unlucky Alf: I just bought meself a parrot, something to keep me company now that I'm on me own. Though knowing my luck it probbly wont say 'owt.
[he looks at the parrot, wo just stares right back and says nothing]
Unlucky Alf: Bugger!
[he sits down in his chair]
Parrot: Wanker...wanker!
Unlucky Alf: Bu...
Parrot: Wanker!
Unlucky Alf: B...
Parrot: Twat! Twat! Twat! You Twat! Twat!
Unlucky Alf: I just bought meself a parrot, something to keep me company now that I'm on me own. Though knowing my luck it probbly wont say 'owt.
[he looks at the parrot, wo just stares right back and says nothing]
Unlucky Alf: Bugger!
[he sits down in his chair]
Parrot: Wanker...wanker!
Unlucky Alf: Bu...
Parrot: Wanker!
Unlucky Alf: B...
Parrot: Twat! Twat! Twat! You Twat! Twat!
TV Show: The Fast Show
