The Fast Show Quote
[Alf is walking to the bus-stop, as the bus approaches he begins to run, the bus does not stop]
Unlucky Alf: Bugger, I missed it! I bloody knew that were going t' happen. I'm on me way t' British Legion Club, generally pop down every Tuesday afternoon. Have a game of cards, or perhaps some dominoes, usually lose at both, no surprises there, eh? Now I expect I'll be stood here all the bloody day waiting for another bus.
[another bus comes round the corner]
Unlucky Alf: Crikey, there's a stroke o' luck, here's one now.
[the bus-stop sign falls down and hits Alf on the head, he falls to the ground and the bus does not stop]
Unlucky Alf: Bugger, I missed it! I bloody knew that were going t' happen. I'm on me way t' British Legion Club, generally pop down every Tuesday afternoon. Have a game of cards, or perhaps some dominoes, usually lose at both, no surprises there, eh? Now I expect I'll be stood here all the bloody day waiting for another bus.
[another bus comes round the corner]
Unlucky Alf: Crikey, there's a stroke o' luck, here's one now.
[the bus-stop sign falls down and hits Alf on the head, he falls to the ground and the bus does not stop]
TV Show: The Fast Show
