The Fast Show Quote

Inspector Flatfoot: Well. If it aint the great Enrico Rubutz... Rub... Scarface!
Narrator: [Return of The Unpronounceables]
Scarface: You can't take me alive, inspector Mc... Ch...
Inspector Flatfoot: Shuddup!
Girl: You can't touch Merovic... Him! He ain't done nothing. He's been with me all evening.
Inspector Flatfoot: Is that so, Mrs. Semoe... Semitz... Samos... Semuch, Pffff.
[...]
Scarface: [Picks up machine gun] You can it, Flatfoot! Yeah! See what I got! I got a schmeazer... schneazer... a s... I got a machine gun!
[Officer Wilco enters holding another machine gun.]
Officer Wilco: Hold right there, Rabbinnizenzitz. Drop the gun!
[...]
Inspector Flatfoot: Shuddup! You gotta be crazy to think you could outwit the boys of the Nyppid!
Officer Wilco: It's the Nuppud!
Scarface: Nepiepe?
Girl: How do you spell it?
Inspector Flatfoot: N - Y - P - D.
[All Cheer in triumph]: That's it. Yeah!

TV Show: The Fast Show

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