The First Time Quote
Aubrey Miller: Have you had sex yet?
Dave Hodgman: What?
Aubrey Miller: Just asking.
Dave Hodgman: [uncertainly]Honestly?
Aubrey Miller: No, lie to me.
Dave Hodgman: Not yet. I mean, not that there haven't... been some opportunities.
Aubrey Miller: Oh, yeah? A lot of girls lining up to have sex with you?
Dave Hodgman: [sighs]No, that's not what I meant.
Aubrey Miller: [smiles]You only want to have sex with Jane?
Dave Hodgman: I guess, yeah. Uhm, but I fantasize about holding her hand, and... kissing in the rain. You know, [kidding: ]
Dave Hodgman: all that cheesy, tired romantic shit that you're such a fan of. [she smiles]
Dave Hodgman: And I fantasize about having sex with Casey Flynn.
Aubrey Miller: [taking a sip of wine]Ah, is that an actress I should know?
Dave Hodgman: She's a girl that goes to my school. She's a girl that everyone wants to have sex with, because she's, you know, mean.
Aubrey Miller: Oh.
Dave Hodgman: Jane's a girl that you want to be your girlfriend.
Aubrey Miller: The virgin and the skank. Tale as old as time.
Dave Hodgman: Have you done it yet?
Aubrey Miller: None of your business.
Dave Hodgman: What?
Aubrey Miller: Just asking.
Dave Hodgman: [uncertainly]Honestly?
Aubrey Miller: No, lie to me.
Dave Hodgman: Not yet. I mean, not that there haven't... been some opportunities.
Aubrey Miller: Oh, yeah? A lot of girls lining up to have sex with you?
Dave Hodgman: [sighs]No, that's not what I meant.
Aubrey Miller: [smiles]You only want to have sex with Jane?
Dave Hodgman: I guess, yeah. Uhm, but I fantasize about holding her hand, and... kissing in the rain. You know, [kidding: ]
Dave Hodgman: all that cheesy, tired romantic shit that you're such a fan of. [she smiles]
Dave Hodgman: And I fantasize about having sex with Casey Flynn.
Aubrey Miller: [taking a sip of wine]Ah, is that an actress I should know?
Dave Hodgman: She's a girl that goes to my school. She's a girl that everyone wants to have sex with, because she's, you know, mean.
Aubrey Miller: Oh.
Dave Hodgman: Jane's a girl that you want to be your girlfriend.
Aubrey Miller: The virgin and the skank. Tale as old as time.
Dave Hodgman: Have you done it yet?
Aubrey Miller: None of your business.
Movie: The First Time
