The Golden Palace Quotes
Miles: Look -- Rose, sweetheart...
Rose: Don't "sweetheart" me! This was supposed to be our day! Our wedding! Our life! Well, you blew it big time, smart boy! [runs off]
Miles: [realizing] Oh my God, she's the kazoo woman!
Rose: Don't "sweetheart" me! This was supposed to be our day! Our wedding! Our life! Well, you blew it big time, smart boy! [runs off]
Miles: [realizing] Oh my God, she's the kazoo woman!
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[Chuy puts a completely burnt duck on the kitchen table]
Chuy: Ugh! Chihuahua. Sophia...what does this look like to you?
Sophia: George Hamilton in five years.
Chuy: Ugh! Chihuahua. Sophia...what does this look like to you?
Sophia: George Hamilton in five years.
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Oliver: I'm a little kid! I was scared! I almost peed!
Sophia: I'm over 100! I am scared! I am peeing!
Sophia: I'm over 100! I am scared! I am peeing!
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Blanche: I'm going to go slip into something that will make me look my best.
Rose: May I suggest a time machine?
Rose: May I suggest a time machine?
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Policeman: Um, ma'am, do you know how slow you're going?
Sophia: Ah, bite me.
Sophia: Ah, bite me.
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Roland: I don't know much about Blanche's personal life, but so what if she likes to date?
Rose: I used to think that until this Ernie came along. This is the hump that broke the camel's back.
Roland: I think that's "the straw that broke the camel's back."
Rose: Boy, you don't know much about Blanche's personal life, do you?
Rose: I used to think that until this Ernie came along. This is the hump that broke the camel's back.
Roland: I think that's "the straw that broke the camel's back."
Rose: Boy, you don't know much about Blanche's personal life, do you?
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Rose: How would you like me to iron those wrinkles out of your face, you little snitch?
Sophia: Ooh! I'd like that!
Sophia: Ooh! I'd like that!
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Gerald Davenport: Good evening, my name is... [notices Chuy's name tag] ...Chuy Castillos.
Rose: Oh my gosh, what a coincidence. Our cook is named Chuy Castillos.
Rose: Oh my gosh, what a coincidence. Our cook is named Chuy Castillos.
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[Roland has just seen his mother kiss Chuy, and he is incredibly angry]
Chuy: Hey, Rol. What's happening? Wow, that's cool, man. How do you get that big vein in your head to bulge out like that?
Chuy: Hey, Rol. What's happening? Wow, that's cool, man. How do you get that big vein in your head to bulge out like that?
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Rose: If Chuy should marry your mom, that would make you...
Roland: A convicted killer!
Roland: A convicted killer!
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Rose: I don't know anything.
Blanche: Boy, there's a tattoo for your forehead.
Blanche: Boy, there's a tattoo for your forehead.
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Blanche: [upon seeing her brother] Tad?
Tad: Blanche!
Blanche: Why, Tad, what are you doing here?
Tad: I came here to visit you! You said so much about the hotel, I wanted to see it! [runs over and hugs Blanche]
Blanche: Well, how did you get here?
Tad: A nice man drove me in a big yellow car!
Blanche: A big yellow -- oh, Tad, please tell me you didn't come all the way from Chattanooga in a --
[Tad's taxi driver appears at the door]
Taxi driver: Hey, someone here owes me $728!
Blanche: ...taxi.
Tad: Blanche!
Blanche: Why, Tad, what are you doing here?
Tad: I came here to visit you! You said so much about the hotel, I wanted to see it! [runs over and hugs Blanche]
Blanche: Well, how did you get here?
Tad: A nice man drove me in a big yellow car!
Blanche: A big yellow -- oh, Tad, please tell me you didn't come all the way from Chattanooga in a --
[Tad's taxi driver appears at the door]
Taxi driver: Hey, someone here owes me $728!
Blanche: ...taxi.
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Bobby Lee: Blanche, there's something I've been meaning to ask you.
Blanche: I'm 42 years old.
Bobby Lee: Yeah, you mentioned that. That means you were born in --
Blanche: Atlanta.
Blanche: I'm 42 years old.
Bobby Lee: Yeah, you mentioned that. That means you were born in --
Blanche: Atlanta.
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