The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Quote

Mandy: Hey, Jeff.
Jeff: [whispering] Psst! Mandy! I'm over here!
Mandy: [sarcastically] Oh, you're definately Billy's son.
Jeff: OK, Mandy. Time to play hardball with Dad. And to show him I mean business, I made him some pony tear truffles. [Holds out a tray of them. Mandy facepalms. Billy comes outside, not noticing Jeff]
Billy: Hey, Mandy! Guess who got the crazy high score?
Jeff: You?
Billy: Yep, me. [sees Jeff] AAAAAAAAAH! [hugs Mandy in fear] It's that freaky giant spider, and he's made pony tear truffles! [tries one] No white chocolate. RUN!
Mandy: Attack.
Jeff: [throws the tray away] Grr! Dad? Dad! [crashes through the door. Mandy watches]
Mandy: This is gonna be good. [Jeff corners a terrified Billy]
Jeff: Dad, I know that maybe I didn' turn out the way you planned, but gosh darnit, I'm your son! And I cordially request some love! [whispers] How am I doing?
Mandy: Meaner!
Jeff: Right! Strike the courtual part! [Billy screams and grabs a table] Dad? [Billy slams the table down on Jeff's head]
Billy: [grabbing a boombox] Get away from me, freak! Yaaah! [Slams the boombox on Jeff, then starts throwing more furniture at him]
Jeff: It's working, Mandy! [Gets hit in the head with a lava lamp] He's showering me with gifts! [Billy runs away] Oh, Mandy! I can feel the warmth of Daddy's love, surging through my shattered lenses!
Mandy: This is gonna be harder than I thought. Time for Plan B.

TV Show: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

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