The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Quote

Grim: [glances at Rudolpho] So, what are you... in for?
Rudolpho: I beat the snot out of a guy... for farting!
[Grim looks down and spots the duck ready to blow a raspberry]
Grim: [desperately] Guard!
Rudolpho: Just the sound of it makes me so angry!
Grim: [more desperately] Guard!
Rudolpho: Angry!
Grim: [as desperate as possible] Guard!
Guard: [finally arrives] All right, Reaper, your bail is here.
Irwin: I came here as soon as I got the call, yo.
Grim: [relieved sigh] I knew I could count on you, Irwin.
Irwin: [hands a piggy bank to the guard] Here you are, Officer.
Guard: Gee, thanks.
[throws the piggy bank across the room, breaking it]
Guard: How much was in that piggy bank?
Irwin: Four dollars and thirty-two cents.
Guard: So, you like to be a jokester, do ya, Mr. Funny Guy? Mr. Comedian, eh?
Irwin: I don't understand.
Guard: Well, the bail is thirty-five hundred dollars!
Irwin: [sobbing] I was only trying to be helpful!
Guard: Now get out of my jail, out!
Irwin: [runs out, sobbing] Sorry, Grim!
Guard: Yeah, yeah, you'd better run!
[calmly]
Guard: I'd like to think I'd make a difference.
Irwin: That was wiggety-whack, yo.
[finds the duck]
Irwin: Hey, a duck!

TV Show: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

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