The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Quote
Principal Goodvibes: And say hello to our impartial judges: General Skarr... Cap'n Greengums... and Mindy's mom!
Mindy's Mom: Hi, honey!
Mindy: Hi, mommy!
Grim: Impartial my big, boney...
Principal Goodvibes: BUT, before we begin, let's stop and think about why we are here...
Audience Member: My wife made me come!
Principal Goodvibes: (Scowls, then resumes) Scurvy is a terrible, terrible disease... Isn't that right, Cap'n Greengums?
Captain Greengums: Arr, I used to have a set of perfect gums, over which the tavern wenches swooned! But then, I got the scurvy! They had to replace me gums with... with... KOSHER PICKLES! [Starts to cry, and hugs Skarr] And I hate pickles!
Principal Goodvibes: Statistics show the number one cause of scurvy is ignorance! Please do not boil your fruit juices. I cannot stress this enough, people! [farts] Now with that out of the way -- let the pageant begin!
Mindy's Mom: Hi, honey!
Mindy: Hi, mommy!
Grim: Impartial my big, boney...
Principal Goodvibes: BUT, before we begin, let's stop and think about why we are here...
Audience Member: My wife made me come!
Principal Goodvibes: (Scowls, then resumes) Scurvy is a terrible, terrible disease... Isn't that right, Cap'n Greengums?
Captain Greengums: Arr, I used to have a set of perfect gums, over which the tavern wenches swooned! But then, I got the scurvy! They had to replace me gums with... with... KOSHER PICKLES! [Starts to cry, and hugs Skarr] And I hate pickles!
Principal Goodvibes: Statistics show the number one cause of scurvy is ignorance! Please do not boil your fruit juices. I cannot stress this enough, people! [farts] Now with that out of the way -- let the pageant begin!
TV Show: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
