The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Quote
[Jeff is being questioned by Mandy in the court.]
Jeff the Spider: Hi, everyone.
Billy: : gasp:
Mandy: Could you tell the court your relationship with Billy?
Jeff the Spider: He's my dad.
Jury and Court: Ewwwwwww!
Grim: Billy only hatched the egg, people. That's all.
Jury and Court: Ohhhhhhhh.
Mandy: And how would you rate Billy as a caregiver?.
Jeff the Spider: Pretty good, I guess... except he's never remembered my birthday... or paid child support... in fact, he usually just jabs me with a big stick. OW!
Billy: (Begins to jab Jeff with a really big stick) I'll jab you good, you filthy bug!
Jeff the Spider: Why don't you love me, dad?! I'll be anything you want me to be!
Billy: I want you to be dead!!!
Mandy: No further questions.
Jeff the Spider: Hi, everyone.
Billy: : gasp:
Mandy: Could you tell the court your relationship with Billy?
Jeff the Spider: He's my dad.
Jury and Court: Ewwwwwww!
Grim: Billy only hatched the egg, people. That's all.
Jury and Court: Ohhhhhhhh.
Mandy: And how would you rate Billy as a caregiver?.
Jeff the Spider: Pretty good, I guess... except he's never remembered my birthday... or paid child support... in fact, he usually just jabs me with a big stick. OW!
Billy: (Begins to jab Jeff with a really big stick) I'll jab you good, you filthy bug!
Jeff the Spider: Why don't you love me, dad?! I'll be anything you want me to be!
Billy: I want you to be dead!!!
Mandy: No further questions.
TV Show: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
