The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Quotes
Grim: I can't believe that you actually saved the humanity. But you hate humanity!
Mandy: I won't be tricked into unleashing a never-ending sorrow on humanity. When the time comes, I'll do it on my own.
Mandy: I won't be tricked into unleashing a never-ending sorrow on humanity. When the time comes, I'll do it on my own.
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[About Dora the Explorer]
Billy: Is it that one about the little girl who wanders around the jungle with no parental supervision, avoiding crisis and conversing with the local wildlife with the aid of her foreign language-speaking monkey?
Billy: Is it that one about the little girl who wanders around the jungle with no parental supervision, avoiding crisis and conversing with the local wildlife with the aid of her foreign language-speaking monkey?
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Mandy: Grim, you're gonna tell me how to stop her, and you're gonna do it now.
Grim: And why should I do that?
Mandy: [angrily grabbing Grim by the neck of his cloak] You're gonna tell it! Or so help me, I will pull your stupid cloak through your eyes and use it as reins to ride your bony butt back to the darkest pits of the Underworld FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!!
Grim: Aghh, okay! Sorry I asked, you little psychopath.
Grim: And why should I do that?
Mandy: [angrily grabbing Grim by the neck of his cloak] You're gonna tell it! Or so help me, I will pull your stupid cloak through your eyes and use it as reins to ride your bony butt back to the darkest pits of the Underworld FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!!
Grim: Aghh, okay! Sorry I asked, you little psychopath.
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Mindy: [to her cheerleading squad] Don't stop! Get it! Get it! SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE!
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Dora: [after trying to make Mindy open her lunch box for some time] Look, are you gonna open my lunch box and look inside or not, you big loser! [Mindy, the girls and Irwin screams]
Mindy: [stamering in shock]" Wh-what? I-I-I'm not a lo-loser! You're the... [Dora walks away] Hey, get back here! I'm not through humiliating you, you... you bean!"
Dora: "Er, mind if I join you."
Mandy: "Anyone who can do THAT do Mindy can join us!"
Mindy: [in increasingly panicked voice]"I'm not a loser. Loser...bean, BEAN, LOSER!"
Mindy: [stamering in shock]" Wh-what? I-I-I'm not a lo-loser! You're the... [Dora walks away] Hey, get back here! I'm not through humiliating you, you... you bean!"
Dora: "Er, mind if I join you."
Mandy: "Anyone who can do THAT do Mindy can join us!"
Mindy: [in increasingly panicked voice]"I'm not a loser. Loser...bean, BEAN, LOSER!"
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Grim: [To Skarr] " Blah Blah Blah Scythe. Blah Blah Blah Blah Scythe. Blah Blah Blah! Ultimate Power!"
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Irwin: Mandy! Take my hand!
Mandy: No, I know where that things been.
Mandy: No, I know where that things been.
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Billy: (Talking quickly) Ergh, I feel like a just ate a quarter tonne or raw meat, went into a coma for 6 days and fell out of a moving vehicle in to a pile of vooomiitt.
Iriwin: That's exactly what happened yo! Except, it's only been an hour.
Iriwin: That's exactly what happened yo! Except, it's only been an hour.
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Giant Scorpion: My babies!
Dracula: Well, maybe if you didn't make your babies so delicious, Dracula wouldn't have to eat 'em!
Dracula: Well, maybe if you didn't make your babies so delicious, Dracula wouldn't have to eat 'em!
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Dracula: Get your butt up. Dracula still gotta make it to the Early Bird Special.
Grim: Why are you such a selfish old man?
Dracula: Whatchoo' say? Nobody calls Dracula old!
Grim: Why are you such a selfish old man?
Dracula: Whatchoo' say? Nobody calls Dracula old!
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Grim: What do you know about me?! Nothing! You don't even know my name!
Dracula: Your name is Dummy, and if you knew anything about anything, you'd notice there's an Early Bird Special every... single... day of the week!
Grim: You just don't understand! You'll never understand! Never! [runs away crying]
Dracula: No fried fish for Dracula then.
Dracula: Your name is Dummy, and if you knew anything about anything, you'd notice there's an Early Bird Special every... single... day of the week!
Grim: You just don't understand! You'll never understand! Never! [runs away crying]
Dracula: No fried fish for Dracula then.
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Grim: [after being stung by the giant scorpion] Dracula... Dracula! Hurry, I'm in terrible pain! You gotta suck out my poison!
Dracula: Nuh-uh, Dracula don't suck.
Grim: But you're a vampire! Vampires suck... Blood!
Dracula: Nah, see that's a myth. Dracula scrape with his fangs and lick up the blood. Like this... Scrape...then lick. Scrape...then lick.
Grim: (getting progessively weaker) But what about my poison...
Dracula: Didn't Dracula just tell you about the scrape-and-lick? Now, Dracula's gonna say it again for dummies who don't pay attention! Scrape and lick!
Grim: Ooooh... [Falls on the ground]
Dracula: Scrape and lick!
Dracula: Nuh-uh, Dracula don't suck.
Grim: But you're a vampire! Vampires suck... Blood!
Dracula: Nah, see that's a myth. Dracula scrape with his fangs and lick up the blood. Like this... Scrape...then lick. Scrape...then lick.
Grim: (getting progessively weaker) But what about my poison...
Dracula: Didn't Dracula just tell you about the scrape-and-lick? Now, Dracula's gonna say it again for dummies who don't pay attention! Scrape and lick!
Grim: Ooooh... [Falls on the ground]
Dracula: Scrape and lick!
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Tusken Raider: Raggle-Fraggle!!!
Grim: Aagh! A sand man!
Tusken Raider: Actually, we prefer "people of sand".
Grim: Aagh! A sand man!
Tusken Raider: Actually, we prefer "people of sand".
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Dracula: Great, now HOW is Dracula supposed to get to the Early Bird Special? This is all Skeleton Man's fault. Dracula wanted to call a limo!
Grim: There AREN'T any limos in the desert!
Dracula: You can't tell Dracula what IS or AIN'T in the desert!
Grim: Okay then, show me a limo.
Dracula: (glancing around, then points off screen) There! Dracula see a limo.
Grim: (looking annoyed) That's a cactus.
(Camera cuts to Dracula sitting on cactus)
Dracula: This limo hurt Dracula's butt!
Grim: There AREN'T any limos in the desert!
Dracula: You can't tell Dracula what IS or AIN'T in the desert!
Grim: Okay then, show me a limo.
Dracula: (glancing around, then points off screen) There! Dracula see a limo.
Grim: (looking annoyed) That's a cactus.
(Camera cuts to Dracula sitting on cactus)
Dracula: This limo hurt Dracula's butt!
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Goodvibes: Save the Buck tooth Hippo! Save the Buck tooth Hippo! Save the Buck Tooth Hippo!
Hip Hop Kid: Yo Goodvibes! Yo' momma's so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.
Hip Hop Kid: Yo Goodvibes! Yo' momma's so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.
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Irwin: Hippo? He looks more like a fat cow.
Grim: [After a long, awkward silence] He's dead.
Goodbling: Oooh no you didn't! I know you didn't just insult my homey, H2O, dog!
Irwin: It was a mistake yo! I'm sorry!
GoodBling: Is Goodbling gonna have to insult yo' Momma?
Irwin: No, please!
Goodbling: Yo' momma's so....
Grandmama: She's so what?
Irwin: Grandmama!
Goodbling: Grandmama?
Grim: [After a long, awkward silence] He's dead.
Goodbling: Oooh no you didn't! I know you didn't just insult my homey, H2O, dog!
Irwin: It was a mistake yo! I'm sorry!
GoodBling: Is Goodbling gonna have to insult yo' Momma?
Irwin: No, please!
Goodbling: Yo' momma's so....
Grandmama: She's so what?
Irwin: Grandmama!
Goodbling: Grandmama?
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Grandmama: Yo' momma's so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.
Goodbling: Yo' momma's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Grandmama: Yo' momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry!
Goodbling: Yo' momma so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!
Grandmama: Yo' momma's so stupid, she tooked a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Goodbling: Yo' momma's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Grandmama: Yo' momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry!
Goodbling: Yo' momma so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!
Grandmama: Yo' momma's so stupid, she tooked a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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Grandmama: Now let me tell ya somethin! Yo' momma...soooo ugly... I tell ya she's sooo ugly... she needs two bags to cover her face! Mmm-hmm! That the pound wouldn't take her away! (Very fast) No, they wouldn't! That Dracula would drink her blood!
Dracula: Dracula wouldn't touch her with Wolfman's teeth!
Dracula: Dracula wouldn't touch her with Wolfman's teeth!
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Grandmama: Yo' momma's so stupid, she cheated off Billy's test!
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Jeff: Will you be my mommy?
Mandy: Does a chicken wear underwear?
Jeff: Hmm... [imagines Billy in a chicken suit and underwear] Well, I'd have to say...
Mandy: Does a chicken wear underwear?
Jeff: Hmm... [imagines Billy in a chicken suit and underwear] Well, I'd have to say...
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Billy: And that's it? I wanted story with ninjas.
Mary Francis: Well, I wouldn't expect you to understand! [kicks Billy away]
Mary Francis: Well, I wouldn't expect you to understand! [kicks Billy away]
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Mandy: That was the dumbest story I've ever heard.
Billy: Yes, I imagined it all. Just like imagined cereals were talking to me.
[over the credits]
Cereals: Billy, I command you to destroy.
Billy: Mandy said I'm only imagining you talking cereals.
Cereals: Filthy lies! You have to destroy her, too.
Billy: Yes, I imagined it all. Just like imagined cereals were talking to me.
[over the credits]
Cereals: Billy, I command you to destroy.
Billy: Mandy said I'm only imagining you talking cereals.
Cereals: Filthy lies! You have to destroy her, too.
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Billy: When I say a word, you say the first word that comes to mind. ...Err, sarcalarfolis.
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Harold: Didn't your mother just tell you not to break through the ceiling?
Billy: You mean today?
Harold: (angrily) Just eat your breakfast! (Billy smells his bowl of porridge)
Billy: Hey! These aren't pancakes! (He throws the bowl out the window and it explodes in mid-air)
Billy: Phew!
Harold: (angrily)Are you nuts or just crazy?!(Billy thinks)
Billy: Is that a trick question?
Billy: You mean today?
Harold: (angrily) Just eat your breakfast! (Billy smells his bowl of porridge)
Billy: Hey! These aren't pancakes! (He throws the bowl out the window and it explodes in mid-air)
Billy: Phew!
Harold: (angrily)Are you nuts or just crazy?!(Billy thinks)
Billy: Is that a trick question?
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