The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Quotes
- Evil. Pure and simple from the 8th dimension.
- Echuta!
- What Ever You Do, don't look behind you.
- Avert Your Eyes!
- Ignorance is bliss.
- Revenge is a dish best served with corn.
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Meteor: Well hello there, little boy, don't be shy Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy Don't be frightened by the look in my eye I'm just your average evil meteor from out of the sky
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Billy: Hey, what are you trying to do, suck my brains out?
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Meteor: Well I'm just shy and scared of this place I'm just a fish out of water from outer space You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained So why don’t you be a pal… and bring me some BRAINS
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Billy: Okay! Don’t worry, new buddy. I’ll get you all sorts of brains. (later after bringing BRAN by mistake) Where do I find these so called 'brains'?
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Meteor: Go down to your neighbour's place See the dull expression on his face You’d be doing him a favour if you brought him to me He ain’t using his brain, he’s just watching TV
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Go down to Mr McGee’s He hasn’t had a thought since forty-three His brain is the portrait of atrophy He ain’t using it, why not give it to me?
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BRAINS, BRAINS, I won’t lie I’ll eat their brains till they’re zombified Sure they might think it’s deranged But they won’t give it a thought after I’ve eaten their BRAIN
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BRAINS, BRAINS, it’s okay It’s not a matter of it isn’t grey And if at first they think it’s strange They won’t think twice if they don’t have a BRAIN
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Go down to the Wonton shop My fortune cookie says that I just can’t stop I’ll suck the noodle right out of their heads And half and hour’s later I’m hungry again
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Creep in to the doughnut stop Sneak in tip-toe past the cop Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea And any other sweetbreads you happen to see
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BRAINS, BRAINS, I love ‘em, I need ‘em My tummy jumps for joy when I eat ‘em Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones They’re so delectable, especially the small ones
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No time to cook ‘em in a skillet My belly’s rumblin’, I got a need to fill it I don’t fry ‘em, the heat’ll only shrink ‘em I just grab myself a straw and I drink ‘em up!
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Now you've been swell to go around And bring me every single brain in town But with all these brains, I can't help but think That there isn't one left out there to drink
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Now fess up boy, come on, heck! Is there someone that you're tryin’ to protect? Bring her down here for meet her end And I promise I'll be your bestest friend
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BRAINS, BRAINS, I won’t lie I’ll eat her brain till she’s zombified Sure she might think it’s deranged But she won’t give it a thought after I’ve eaten her BRAIN
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BRAINS, BRAINS, it’s okay It’s not a matter of it isn’t grey And if at first she thinks it’s strange She won’t think twice if she don’t have a BRAIN
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BRAINS Bring me her BRAIN Bring me her BRAIN Bring me her BRAIN!
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In a time forgotten long ago,
A world where people were more slow,
And there was no such thing a TV show,
That’s where we go.
Oh, the ancient jungles of Canada, see
Nerds roam wild, roam strong and free,
And spend their days drinking herbal teas,
Man, then were happy.
Because someone protected them with pride,
He made the bullies run and hide,
Oh, then wind up on his insides, oh what a ride.
And his name was the great snake, Shnissugah!
No one could mistake Shnissugah,
His house was near Lake Ontario, Shnissugah!
Children sing... Shnissugah,
One day soon he'll come back again,
Into this world of nerd-hating men,
And time now will be like times then times ten.
A world where people were more slow,
And there was no such thing a TV show,
That’s where we go.
Oh, the ancient jungles of Canada, see
Nerds roam wild, roam strong and free,
And spend their days drinking herbal teas,
Man, then were happy.
Because someone protected them with pride,
He made the bullies run and hide,
Oh, then wind up on his insides, oh what a ride.
And his name was the great snake, Shnissugah!
No one could mistake Shnissugah,
His house was near Lake Ontario, Shnissugah!
Children sing... Shnissugah,
One day soon he'll come back again,
Into this world of nerd-hating men,
And time now will be like times then times ten.
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But don't you ever tink about escapin', because under the ocean...
Under de ocean
Where everyting's wetta
And it sure beats the ghetta!
So try to behave
Or you'll rot in teh grave
of water and salt!
And it'll all be your fault!
So take it from me,
Your crustacean M.C.
Don't drink teh watah
cuz it's full of fish pee!
So don't bring no drama.
Leave that to yo momma!
Come-ah to the Bahamas
Riding a llama.
Sweatin' in teh sauna
while eatin' a banana!
Billy: Nah, I don't wanna. [Billy eats Ziggy]
Under de ocean
Where everyting's wetta
And it sure beats the ghetta!
So try to behave
Or you'll rot in teh grave
of water and salt!
And it'll all be your fault!
So take it from me,
Your crustacean M.C.
Don't drink teh watah
cuz it's full of fish pee!
So don't bring no drama.
Leave that to yo momma!
Come-ah to the Bahamas
Riding a llama.
Sweatin' in teh sauna
while eatin' a banana!
Billy: Nah, I don't wanna. [Billy eats Ziggy]
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They shambled on til their ankles hurt
The buzzards sailed high overhead
Riding on currents of thick hot dread
The buzzards sailed high overhead
Riding on currents of thick hot dread
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It scorched their souls like an angry woman
Oh, like an angry woman
Oh, like an angry woman
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Eighteen wheels on a big black truck
An angel of mercy what was wrapped in steel
With an unwashed man stickin' up behind the wheel
An angel of mercy what was wrapped in steel
With an unwashed man stickin' up behind the wheel
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And the cab smelled like french fries like an angry woman
Phee-yew... An angry woman (What's that smell?)
Phee-yew... An angry woman (What's that smell?)
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Like a pair of pants on an urban guy
Their stomachs cried out with a rumblin' roar
'Til they just 'pert near couldn't walk no more
Their stomachs cried out with a rumblin' roar
'Til they just 'pert near couldn't walk no more
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He busted them dunes in his big ole car
The buzzards fled at the sight of him
The sight of the one that they call Grim
The buzzards fled at the sight of him
The sight of the one that they call Grim
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They caused property damage like an angry woman
Oh man, just like an angry woman
Oh man, just like an angry woman
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