The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Quotes
Nergal: Hello! Hel-oh, it's you.
Mandy: Nergal.
Grim: You are unpleasant to be around.
Nergal: Oh come on, what did I ever do to you? [Mandy and Grim just stare] Heh heh... I mean, besides the kidnappings and electrocutions?
Billy: Go back to the center of the world, you bum! [throws cotton candy at him]
Mandy: Nergal.
Grim: You are unpleasant to be around.
Nergal: Oh come on, what did I ever do to you? [Mandy and Grim just stare] Heh heh... I mean, besides the kidnappings and electrocutions?
Billy: Go back to the center of the world, you bum! [throws cotton candy at him]
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[Billy is teaching Nergal how to make friends]
Billy: Remember, if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.
Nergal: [to Pud'n] Nice shot, bucko! [to a woman standing in the road] You're not completely hideous! [to a fat kid eating ice cream and pizza] You're tremendous...ly adorable.
Billy: Remember, if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.
Nergal: [to Pud'n] Nice shot, bucko! [to a woman standing in the road] You're not completely hideous! [to a fat kid eating ice cream and pizza] You're tremendous...ly adorable.
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Nergal: [attempting friendly conversation with Pud'n on a ferris wheel] Obviously I should have known that when the boils became infected I would be... [conversation fades out as the wheel turns as the audience is left to guess what else is said] ...by this point the stench was unmerciful and took thirty... [fades out again - upon returning, Pud'n is looking thoroughly unwell] ...the wounds were boiling over with some sort of viscous... [fades out again - Pud'n is then heard vomiting] ...by Tuesday the whole ear canal was infested with... [fades out again, Grim and Mandy look unimpressed]
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Gollum: Are you here for the ring?
Mandy: What ring?
Gollum: He wears the ring will have the power to someone embarrassed and something are dead who will obey the disaster's command. He's very horrible!
Mandy: Oh, yeah. I could use one of those. You have such of me.
Gollum: Of course, I'm the keeper. But first, you must answer my riddle.
[dramatic music, close-up at Gollum's face]
Gollum: What is black and blue... and red all over?
Mandy: That would be you if I don't get that ring... pronto!
Mandy: What ring?
Gollum: He wears the ring will have the power to someone embarrassed and something are dead who will obey the disaster's command. He's very horrible!
Mandy: Oh, yeah. I could use one of those. You have such of me.
Gollum: Of course, I'm the keeper. But first, you must answer my riddle.
[dramatic music, close-up at Gollum's face]
Gollum: What is black and blue... and red all over?
Mandy: That would be you if I don't get that ring... pronto!
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Mandy: Well, that's that.
Billy: (with a pity expression) Oh, did you have to be so hard on him? SPERG! (He runs after Sperg).
Billy: (with a pity expression) Oh, did you have to be so hard on him? SPERG! (He runs after Sperg).
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Billy: Hey Mandy, wanna play? I've got bread. [holds up a loaf of bread]
Mandy: I'm busy. Go play in traffic.
Mandy: I'm busy. Go play in traffic.
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Brain-eating Meteor: ...and bring me some BRAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!
Billy: OK! Don't wory new buddy, I'll get ya' all sorts of brains!
Billy: OK! Don't wory new buddy, I'll get ya' all sorts of brains!
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Dream Mandy: Give us cookies
Make my bed
Let's play soccer
With your head!
Give up, give in
Do what we say
You must obey
You must obey
Make my bed
Let's play soccer
With your head!
Give up, give in
Do what we say
You must obey
You must obey
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Nigel Planter: That was my best idea ever!
Mandy: That was my idea.
Nigel Planter: Man, I'm awesome!
Mandy: That was my idea.
Nigel Planter: Man, I'm awesome!
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TV Announcer: We now return to Love Problems
Actor: I love you... but I have a problem.
[Mandy turns off the television]
Grim: Hey! I was watching that!
Mandy: Come on bonehead, it's time to go to school.
Grim: I am the Grim Reaper, I don't have to go to school.
Billy: This episode, you... DO!
Grim: [whining] But I don't wanna!
Mandy: We all gotta go sometime.
Actor: I love you... but I have a problem.
[Mandy turns off the television]
Grim: Hey! I was watching that!
Mandy: Come on bonehead, it's time to go to school.
Grim: I am the Grim Reaper, I don't have to go to school.
Billy: This episode, you... DO!
Grim: [whining] But I don't wanna!
Mandy: We all gotta go sometime.
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Mandy: [talking about Grim] He's an exchange student, from the underworld.
Mindy: ... Where's that?
Mandy: Why don't you go there and find out?
Mindy: ... Where's that?
Mandy: Why don't you go there and find out?
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Irwin: I miss Grim.
Billy: We don't need Grim! We have Abe!
Abraham Lincon: Four score and ten years ago... or was it twenty? Our great forefathers... Oh, why can't I get this? WHY?!
Irwin: He's scaring me.
Billy: Don't look at him.
Billy: We don't need Grim! We have Abe!
Abraham Lincon: Four score and ten years ago... or was it twenty? Our great forefathers... Oh, why can't I get this? WHY?!
Irwin: He's scaring me.
Billy: Don't look at him.
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Mandy: And what would you two dweebs do with real-life Hokeymonsters?
Billy: Oh oh! We'd be like rock stars! Or news anchormen!
Billy and Irwin: Chicks would dig us!
Billy: Oh oh! We'd be like rock stars! Or news anchormen!
Billy and Irwin: Chicks would dig us!
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Billy: We're being attacked by non-toxic edible green slime monsters!Mandy: Have you been drinking out of the toilet again?Billy: Y-Maybe...
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[House is been surrounded by zombies.]Grim: Don't look at me mon, I already put these dudes down once.
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Mandy: It's Hoss Delgado!Grim: It's Hoss Delgado?Billy: It's Pat the Baker!
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Mandy: The zombies are after brains, so we sent Billy out to fight them.Billy: I'm the man!Mandy: Correct, he is the man. The man with no brain!
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[In a tall spire in the middle of a futuristic city, Grim approaches Mandy who is sitting on a massive throne]
Grim: Empress, the new Billy has just arrived.
Mandy: [Computer Voice] Excellent. Send him in.
[A "Mandy-bot" wheels in a tube containing a Billy with a number on his shirt, smashing the tube open on the floor so he spills out]
Billy clone: Where... am I?
Mandy: Hello, Billy.
Billy clone: Mandy, is that you? There's something different about you, I can't put my finger on it... is it your hair!
Mandy: You didn't notice I'm now a hideous, disgusting, worm-like creature?
Billy clone: ...Are you sure it's not your hair?
Grim: I swear these Billy's get dumber with each cloning.
Grim: Empress, the new Billy has just arrived.
Mandy: [Computer Voice] Excellent. Send him in.
[A "Mandy-bot" wheels in a tube containing a Billy with a number on his shirt, smashing the tube open on the floor so he spills out]
Billy clone: Where... am I?
Mandy: Hello, Billy.
Billy clone: Mandy, is that you? There's something different about you, I can't put my finger on it... is it your hair!
Mandy: You didn't notice I'm now a hideous, disgusting, worm-like creature?
Billy clone: ...Are you sure it's not your hair?
Grim: I swear these Billy's get dumber with each cloning.
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Mandy: Out of the way. We're going fishing.
Billy: Ooh, can I come?
Grim: No way, mon. Last time you moaned from boredom the entire time.
Billy: But I won't moan this time, I promise! Cross my heart, and hope to... not live!
Grim: That can be arranged.
Billy: Ooh, can I come?
Grim: No way, mon. Last time you moaned from boredom the entire time.
Billy: But I won't moan this time, I promise! Cross my heart, and hope to... not live!
Grim: That can be arranged.
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Mandy: If we take you fishing with us, you promise not to moan of boredom the whole time?
Billy: Yeah!
Billy: Yeah!
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Billy: Mooooaaaan... mooooooaaaaaan... MOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAN...
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[Billy is staring at a freshly painted wall]
Eris: You're watching the paint dry?!
Billy: Shh, this is the best part. [goes back to staring]
Eris: You're watching the paint dry?!
Billy: Shh, this is the best part. [goes back to staring]
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Grim: Hey Mandy, watch me pull a werewolf out of the hat!
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[Grim is watching a B production horror film]
Mandy: Grim, we have a werewolf problem.
Grim: Yeah. The real werewolf would never use that brand of razors.
Mandy: No, the real werewolf. Billy must have got it from your stupid hat.
Grim: And is he tearing him limb by limb?
Mandy: No...
Grim: Aw.
Mandy: Grim, we have a werewolf problem.
Grim: Yeah. The real werewolf would never use that brand of razors.
Mandy: No, the real werewolf. Billy must have got it from your stupid hat.
Grim: And is he tearing him limb by limb?
Mandy: No...
Grim: Aw.
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Gladys: Honey, we can't keep the dog. It's a filthy disease carrier and smells like garbage.
Billy: But I smell like garbage and you keep me!
Billy: But I smell like garbage and you keep me!
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Grim: There's nothing that a bucket of spiders can't fix.
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