The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Quotes
Mandy: As I was saying, romance is for the weak-minded.
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Billy: Bugs are the groosiest! I hate bugs! Hate! HATE! HATE!
[pause]
Billy: I'm bored.
Mandy: Go get me a soda, stupid.
[pause]
Billy: I'm bored.
Mandy: Go get me a soda, stupid.
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[arrives at the trunk]
Billy: Ah, let's see. [digs through trunk] Soda, soda... sadistic doll, bag of grave dust, ritual dagger, monkey paw, ouija board, eye of newt, devil's triangle, dark prince stone, shampoo, giant egg... [throws out egg, but quickly catches it before it hits the ground]GIANT EGG?!
Billy: Ah, let's see. [digs through trunk] Soda, soda... sadistic doll, bag of grave dust, ritual dagger, monkey paw, ouija board, eye of newt, devil's triangle, dark prince stone, shampoo, giant egg... [throws out egg, but quickly catches it before it hits the ground]GIANT EGG?!
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Billy: Oh, good! You came to squish the bug?
Mandy: No. [punches Billy] We're here to kick the crud out of you for waking us up at 3 a.m. to squish a bug!
Billy: You don't get it, man! It was a big bug!
Jeff the Spider: Oh, there you are! I figured it out and I'm so sorry. You're obviously alergic to banana bread. Anyway, I didn't mean to interupt, I'll just go finish alphabetizing your toys. [walks away whistling]
Grim: Billy, did that come out of my trunk?
Billy: Maybe, just squish it.
Grim: No. I warned you not to touch my trunk! [kicks Billy towards a flower vase and leaves]
Billy: Mandy, you gotta help me!
Mandy: My services don't come cheap.
Billy: [kisses Mandy's foot] Please. [kisses Mandy's foot twice] I'll do anything!
Mandy: You'll give me your allowance for the next six months, and the next time I tell you to get me a soda, I expect to see results!!
Billy: Yes, just squish it.
Mandy: No. [punches Billy] We're here to kick the crud out of you for waking us up at 3 a.m. to squish a bug!
Billy: You don't get it, man! It was a big bug!
Jeff the Spider: Oh, there you are! I figured it out and I'm so sorry. You're obviously alergic to banana bread. Anyway, I didn't mean to interupt, I'll just go finish alphabetizing your toys. [walks away whistling]
Grim: Billy, did that come out of my trunk?
Billy: Maybe, just squish it.
Grim: No. I warned you not to touch my trunk! [kicks Billy towards a flower vase and leaves]
Billy: Mandy, you gotta help me!
Mandy: My services don't come cheap.
Billy: [kisses Mandy's foot] Please. [kisses Mandy's foot twice] I'll do anything!
Mandy: You'll give me your allowance for the next six months, and the next time I tell you to get me a soda, I expect to see results!!
Billy: Yes, just squish it.
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Billy: Is it done? Did you squish it good?!
Mandy: Jeff and I had a long talk...
Billy: And then you squished him?!
Mandy: ...well, he made this very nice sweater for me.
[short pause]
Mandy: I'm going home.
Mandy: Jeff and I had a long talk...
Billy: And then you squished him?!
Mandy: ...well, he made this very nice sweater for me.
[short pause]
Mandy: I'm going home.
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Nergal Jr.: But dad, I don't want to go to camp. I won't fit in with all the other kids.
Nergal: Fit in? Now, why would you think that you won't fit in?
Nergal Jr.: Dad, I'm an egg!
Nergal: Fit in? Now, why would you think that you won't fit in?
Nergal Jr.: Dad, I'm an egg!
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[On a renaissance fair.]
Grim: I had so much fun with the real Black Plague, but this just stinks!
Grim: I had so much fun with the real Black Plague, but this just stinks!
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Grim: Don't make me go medieval on your -
Irwin: [interrupting] As I was saying...
Irwin: [interrupting] As I was saying...
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Billy: Dad? Dad?! DAD!
Harold: For the last time Billy, I'm not Dad. I'm... MOOOOOGAAAAAAR!
Billy: I didn't know you could fly!
Harold: [He realizes he can't fly and begins to fall to the ground] AAUUUUUGGGH!!!!
Harold: For the last time Billy, I'm not Dad. I'm... MOOOOOGAAAAAAR!
Billy: I didn't know you could fly!
Harold: [He realizes he can't fly and begins to fall to the ground] AAUUUUUGGGH!!!!
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Irwin: I'm pretty sure my mother doesn't allow me to go to the netherworld.
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[Billy changed place with the Grim Reaper for a day. He is preparing for his first day at the work.]
Billy: Being the Grim Reaper is so much fun!
Mandy: Now when you're the Grim Reaper, you'll need Grim's list.
Billy: What's Grim's list?
Mandy: His "To-Do" list!
Billy: "To-Do" what list?
[Billy stares confused.]
Billy: Yes... To-Do list...
Billy: Being the Grim Reaper is so much fun!
Mandy: Now when you're the Grim Reaper, you'll need Grim's list.
Billy: What's Grim's list?
Mandy: His "To-Do" list!
Billy: "To-Do" what list?
[Billy stares confused.]
Billy: Yes... To-Do list...
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Billy: I am the Grim Reaper... Come to-!
Old Man Voorhees: Yes, yes, of course you are. How the time flies... who knew it was Halloween again?
Billy: Halloween?
Old Man Voorhees: There you go, little fella'! [gives Billy a candy and closes the door.]
Billy: [whiney voice] But I'm the Grim Reaper!
Old Man Voorhees: Yes, yes, of course you are. How the time flies... who knew it was Halloween again?
Billy: Halloween?
Old Man Voorhees: There you go, little fella'! [gives Billy a candy and closes the door.]
Billy: [whiney voice] But I'm the Grim Reaper!
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[Billy and Grim have finished switching bodies.]
Mandy: I need to stop drinking steak sauce.
Mandy: I need to stop drinking steak sauce.
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[Mandy is teaching Billy to do martial arts.]
Mandy: Put your hands up, Billy! [Mandy hits him] I said defend yourself! [Mandy hits him again] Come on, Billy. [Mandy hits him again] Come on, Billy! [Mandy hits him again] COME ON, Billy! [Mandy hits Billy yet again, and his nose deflates] What's with you, Billy? You'll never learn to defend yourself at this rate!
Billy: I think my brain oozed to my nose.
Mandy: Put your hands up, Billy! [Mandy hits him] I said defend yourself! [Mandy hits him again] Come on, Billy. [Mandy hits him again] Come on, Billy! [Mandy hits him again] COME ON, Billy! [Mandy hits Billy yet again, and his nose deflates] What's with you, Billy? You'll never learn to defend yourself at this rate!
Billy: I think my brain oozed to my nose.
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Mandy: Grim, I want you to make me a black belt so I can enter the junior karate championship.
Grim: Listen, you! I'm tired of wasting me powers on your dumb little requests. It's always "Grim-do-this, Grim-do-that". I'm sick and tired of it!
Billy: Grim, I wanna be spider-monkey!
Grim: Listen, you! I'm tired of wasting me powers on your dumb little requests. It's always "Grim-do-this, Grim-do-that". I'm sick and tired of it!
Billy: Grim, I wanna be spider-monkey!
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Sperg: You got something to say to me, Squirt?
Mandy: Your mother has a job and is a respected member of the community.
Sperg: No one talks about my mother that way!
Mandy: Your mother has a job and is a respected member of the community.
Sperg: No one talks about my mother that way!
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Mandy: You look like a nerd.
Billy: When I left you, I was but a nerd. Now, I am the master!
Billy: When I left you, I was but a nerd. Now, I am the master!
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Mandy: Give it up Billy. You can't win!
Billy: [bleches] BEURRRPPPP!!!!
Billy: [bleches] BEURRRPPPP!!!!
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[Billy and Mandy are in the Junior Karate Tournament, beating each other up]Announcer: They're doing the most horrible things to each other! I've never seen someone's spine bend that way!
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Mandy: It looks like I'll have to use my full power to fight you, Billy.Billy: Bring it on, Babycakes.
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Grim: I can't believe I'm free of those little brats.
Eris: And I got jiggy with the chaos!
Grim: Everyone wins!
Mandy: No, I win. AND I WANT MY 50,000 DOLLARS!
Billy: And I want a snow cone!
Eris: And I got jiggy with the chaos!
Grim: Everyone wins!
Mandy: No, I win. AND I WANT MY 50,000 DOLLARS!
Billy: And I want a snow cone!
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Grim: That was a great trick, Mandy.
Mandy: All in a night's work. [eat a piece of candy]
Billy: Why do people do tricks on Halloween?
Grim: I suppose that's partly my fault. [eats a chocolate] You see, it all started a long time ago, here in Endsville, when it's just a tiny village. Now, every village has its problems, and Jack was Endsville's problem. Now, Jack was just a pleasant guy; it's just that he had this one weakness... he loved pulling pranks... Now everyone enjoys a good laugh every now and then, but the problem with Jack was that he just didn't know when to stop... Rumor had it he'd stay up through the night inventing new tricks, then he'd laugh himself to sleep... 'Til the townspeople couldn't take it no more, so they devised a prank of their own that would teach Jack a lesson once and for all! They sent a prank gift to the queen and signed it from Jack.
Mandy: [skeptically] Endsville had a queen?
Grim: Hey! Who's telling this story?! Now, everyone knew the queen had no sense of humor, but she did loved to receive gifts... especially candy. But when she opened her gift from Jack, well... the rest is history. Jack had to be taught a lesson... That's when I made the scene. Well, it was his time, but the guy refused to go... I underestimated his power...
Billy: And then...?
Grim: He took me scythe! Well, he wanted to strike a bargain so he could keep playing pranks for all eternity. If I granted him eternal life, he give me back my scythe.
Billy: Did you give it to him?
Grim: Well, I had no choice. I granted him eternal life. But the Grim Reaper does not like being tricked, so I decided that Jack would not be showing his face around town again... ever!
Billy: Y-you cut his head off?!
Grim: Yep. [casually eats more candy]
Mandy: Wow, Grim. Impr
Mandy: All in a night's work. [eat a piece of candy]
Billy: Why do people do tricks on Halloween?
Grim: I suppose that's partly my fault. [eats a chocolate] You see, it all started a long time ago, here in Endsville, when it's just a tiny village. Now, every village has its problems, and Jack was Endsville's problem. Now, Jack was just a pleasant guy; it's just that he had this one weakness... he loved pulling pranks... Now everyone enjoys a good laugh every now and then, but the problem with Jack was that he just didn't know when to stop... Rumor had it he'd stay up through the night inventing new tricks, then he'd laugh himself to sleep... 'Til the townspeople couldn't take it no more, so they devised a prank of their own that would teach Jack a lesson once and for all! They sent a prank gift to the queen and signed it from Jack.
Mandy: [skeptically] Endsville had a queen?
Grim: Hey! Who's telling this story?! Now, everyone knew the queen had no sense of humor, but she did loved to receive gifts... especially candy. But when she opened her gift from Jack, well... the rest is history. Jack had to be taught a lesson... That's when I made the scene. Well, it was his time, but the guy refused to go... I underestimated his power...
Billy: And then...?
Grim: He took me scythe! Well, he wanted to strike a bargain so he could keep playing pranks for all eternity. If I granted him eternal life, he give me back my scythe.
Billy: Did you give it to him?
Grim: Well, I had no choice. I granted him eternal life. But the Grim Reaper does not like being tricked, so I decided that Jack would not be showing his face around town again... ever!
Billy: Y-you cut his head off?!
Grim: Yep. [casually eats more candy]
Mandy: Wow, Grim. Impr
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Billy: [knocking on Jack O'Lantern's door with scythe] Trick or treat! Trick or treat!
The door opens, and Jack pokes head out. Billy continues to knock on Jack's head, stops when he finally notices him, and then knocks a final time.
Jack O'Lantern: [irriated] WHAT??
Billy: Trick, or treat. [holds out bag]
Jack O'Lantern: [menacingly] Do you know who I am?
Billy: ...No. Trick or treat!
Jack O'Lantern: Very well, then. Trick! [throws skunk into bag, slams door]
Billy: Wow! My very own pet skunk! Hey, little guy, my name's Billy- [gets skunked] He likes me.
Jack O'Lantern: [comes out house with sack] Out of the way, kid. As you can see, I have more important pranks to pull. So get lost, and take that phony scythe with you. [pushes scythe away]
Billy: Phony?! Hey! This scythe ain't phony! It's the real thing!
Close up on scythe blade shows Grim's name and address.
Jack O'Lantern: [gasps] The real scythe?! Give it to me!
Billy: Oh no, Grim said the scythe could open a vortex to the Underworld, and, in the wrong hands, it could be a... a...
Jack O'Lantern: A disaster? [pulls feather from hat, proceeds to tickle Billy with it]
The door opens, and Jack pokes head out. Billy continues to knock on Jack's head, stops when he finally notices him, and then knocks a final time.
Jack O'Lantern: [irriated] WHAT??
Billy: Trick, or treat. [holds out bag]
Jack O'Lantern: [menacingly] Do you know who I am?
Billy: ...No. Trick or treat!
Jack O'Lantern: Very well, then. Trick! [throws skunk into bag, slams door]
Billy: Wow! My very own pet skunk! Hey, little guy, my name's Billy- [gets skunked] He likes me.
Jack O'Lantern: [comes out house with sack] Out of the way, kid. As you can see, I have more important pranks to pull. So get lost, and take that phony scythe with you. [pushes scythe away]
Billy: Phony?! Hey! This scythe ain't phony! It's the real thing!
Close up on scythe blade shows Grim's name and address.
Jack O'Lantern: [gasps] The real scythe?! Give it to me!
Billy: Oh no, Grim said the scythe could open a vortex to the Underworld, and, in the wrong hands, it could be a... a...
Jack O'Lantern: A disaster? [pulls feather from hat, proceeds to tickle Billy with it]
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Jack O'Lantern: The oldest trick in the book, and you fell for it, my boy. Now I have the scythe and all of its terrible powers!
Billy: [laughs] You're fun! You wanna trick-or-treat with me?
Jack O'Lantern: Trick-or-treat with you? ... Sure. Do you mind if I bring a few... "friends"? [grins menacingly, drools]
Billy: [naïvely] You could never have enough friends.
Jack O'Lantern: I'm beginning to like you, kid.
Billy: [laughs] You're fun! You wanna trick-or-treat with me?
Jack O'Lantern: Trick-or-treat with you? ... Sure. Do you mind if I bring a few... "friends"? [grins menacingly, drools]
Billy: [naïvely] You could never have enough friends.
Jack O'Lantern: I'm beginning to like you, kid.
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Billy: So where are your friends, Jack? All I see around here are a bunch of stupid pumpkins!
Jack O'Lantern: Patience, my boy. Here they come.
Jack lifts the scythe and slices open a spacial rift in the clouds, unleashing hundreds of demons from the Underworld.
Jack O'Lantern: Allow me to introduce you to my friends! ... With the Grim Reaper's scythe at my side, chaos will reign! Be free, spirits of the Underworld! Take these pumpkin for bodies and live again! Together, we will rule the night and take our revenge on the people of Endsville! Now it's our turn to walk the streets while the people of Endsville coward in their homes! The sun will never rise again, and it will be Halloween every night... FOREVER![laughs manically]
Billy: Now that's what I call Halloween spirit.
Jack O'Lantern: Patience, my boy. Here they come.
Jack lifts the scythe and slices open a spacial rift in the clouds, unleashing hundreds of demons from the Underworld.
Jack O'Lantern: Allow me to introduce you to my friends! ... With the Grim Reaper's scythe at my side, chaos will reign! Be free, spirits of the Underworld! Take these pumpkin for bodies and live again! Together, we will rule the night and take our revenge on the people of Endsville! Now it's our turn to walk the streets while the people of Endsville coward in their homes! The sun will never rise again, and it will be Halloween every night... FOREVER![laughs manically]
Billy: Now that's what I call Halloween spirit.
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Billy: Hi, Grim! How's your Halloween been so far?
Grim: Billy! Where's my scythe?!
Jack O'Lantern: You mean this? Yachachacha cha!
Grim: Jack O'Lantern! Give me my scythe!
Jack O'Lantern: Sorry, but I'll be needing it to control the universe! [thrusts scythe threateningly at Grim] And cut your head off like you did mine!
Billy: Oh, have you two met? Grim, Jack. Jack, Grim.
Grim: [strained] We've met!
Jack O'Lantern: Well, relax, old friend. Don't lose your head!
Grim: Billy! Where's my scythe?!
Jack O'Lantern: You mean this? Yachachacha cha!
Grim: Jack O'Lantern! Give me my scythe!
Jack O'Lantern: Sorry, but I'll be needing it to control the universe! [thrusts scythe threateningly at Grim] And cut your head off like you did mine!
Billy: Oh, have you two met? Grim, Jack. Jack, Grim.
Grim: [strained] We've met!
Jack O'Lantern: Well, relax, old friend. Don't lose your head!
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Irwin: Hi, Mandy! I'm Little Bo Peep, and I've lost-
Mandy: [coldly] Your mind, you lost your mind, Irwin.
Mandy: [coldly] Your mind, you lost your mind, Irwin.
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Billy: [wearing Skarr's military uniform] Hey, everybody, look! I'm a used car salesman!
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