The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Quotes
Billy: Oh, I like that! Rugged Billy! [Hair grows more] Mountain Billy! [Hair throws into a thick beard, and Billy laughs] Hillbilly!
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Mandy: Okay Grim, when the rainbow appears, you take me to the end of it, and I'll shake down the leprechaun for its gold.
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[an army of Norsemen are fighting each other. Billy walks up to Thor]
Billy: You don't always have to solve your problems by fighting, you can work through them by talking things out. Or, by buying expensive gifts.
Billy: You don't always have to solve your problems by fighting, you can work through them by talking things out. Or, by buying expensive gifts.
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Harold: [Viking cuts Harold's pompadour off] Hey! My brain was in there!
Brain: Put me in the freezer!
Harold: Young man, you can be rude, break furniture, run up phone bills, shave the cat, and even harrass your mother! But when you mess with the pomp, it's GO TIME!
Gladys: [as the Viking tries to attack her while she defends herself with a chair] See, Harold? I told you it was not a good idea for Billy to have doughnuts three times a day!
Brain: Put me in the freezer!
Harold: Young man, you can be rude, break furniture, run up phone bills, shave the cat, and even harrass your mother! But when you mess with the pomp, it's GO TIME!
Gladys: [as the Viking tries to attack her while she defends herself with a chair] See, Harold? I told you it was not a good idea for Billy to have doughnuts three times a day!
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Billy: [referring to the root beer fountain] Didn't you say that I had unlimted access to the fountain?
Heimdall: Well, yes, but-
Billy: But nothing! I am still accessing.
Heimdall: Well, yes, but-
Billy: But nothing! I am still accessing.
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Billy: T by x over y plus M divided by 365 divided by E squared by Pi OF COURSE! [gets pie from fridge] PIE!
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[Grim is aghast to see Mandy and her shadow as the same and Billy and his many, many shadows at once]
Mandy: Well, Grim, it looks like you'll have to take us all home.
Mandy's shadow: And we'll play together...
Mandy: ...forever...
Mandy's shadow: ...and ever...
Mandy: ...and ever...
Mandy's shadow: ...and ever.
Billy's shadows: And ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever...
Billy: ...AND EVER!!!
Mandy: Well, Grim, it looks like you'll have to take us all home.
Mandy's shadow: And we'll play together...
Mandy: ...forever...
Mandy's shadow: ...and ever...
Mandy: ...and ever...
Mandy's shadow: ...and ever.
Billy's shadows: And ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever...
Billy: ...AND EVER!!!
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Mandy: You're gonna make me ask, aren't you?
Billy: Ask what?
Mandy: What's with all the oranges?
Billy: They're not oranges, they're tangel-elos!
Mandy: Okay... what's with all the tangelos?
Billy: Clowns hate tangelos. Messes with their equilibrium.
Mandy: Who told you that fungus?
[Oranges man walks away, whistling nervously]
Mandy: Billy, you've got to get over this ridiculous fear of clowns.
Billy: Hey! Who you calling ridi-culous? Well, what about your fear of professional figure skaters?
Mandy: That's not a fear. I just don't trust the way they spin is all.
Billy: You gotta believe me, Mandy! The clowns are nothing but ultimate evil! They wanna become the dominant species on the planet, and they'll destroy us all to make it happen!
[shouts at the top of his lungs]
Billy: Destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us all!
Billy: [sitting at his desk in class with his fellow students; shouting]Destroy us all!
Billy: [at the chalkboard, attempting to solve a math problem; shouting]Destroy us all!
Billy: [at his locker in the hallway; shouting]Destroy us all!
Billy: [in Biology class, dissecting a frog; shouting]Destroy us all!
Billy: [on the swingset at recess; shouting]Destroy us all!
Billy: [in the lunch line; calmly to the lunch lady] I'll take the chicken.
Billy: [sitting at the lunch table with Mandy and Irwin; shouting]Destroy us all!
Billy: [doing sit-ups with the other kids in gym class; shouting]Destroy us all!
Billy: [in the Boy's bathroom, we see Billy's feet underneath a closed st
Billy: Ask what?
Mandy: What's with all the oranges?
Billy: They're not oranges, they're tangel-elos!
Mandy: Okay... what's with all the tangelos?
Billy: Clowns hate tangelos. Messes with their equilibrium.
Mandy: Who told you that fungus?
[Oranges man walks away, whistling nervously]
Mandy: Billy, you've got to get over this ridiculous fear of clowns.
Billy: Hey! Who you calling ridi-culous? Well, what about your fear of professional figure skaters?
Mandy: That's not a fear. I just don't trust the way they spin is all.
Billy: You gotta believe me, Mandy! The clowns are nothing but ultimate evil! They wanna become the dominant species on the planet, and they'll destroy us all to make it happen!
[shouts at the top of his lungs]
Billy: Destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us all!
Billy: [sitting at his desk in class with his fellow students; shouting]Destroy us all!
Billy: [at the chalkboard, attempting to solve a math problem; shouting]Destroy us all!
Billy: [at his locker in the hallway; shouting]Destroy us all!
Billy: [in Biology class, dissecting a frog; shouting]Destroy us all!
Billy: [on the swingset at recess; shouting]Destroy us all!
Billy: [in the lunch line; calmly to the lunch lady] I'll take the chicken.
Billy: [sitting at the lunch table with Mandy and Irwin; shouting]Destroy us all!
Billy: [doing sit-ups with the other kids in gym class; shouting]Destroy us all!
Billy: [in the Boy's bathroom, we see Billy's feet underneath a closed st
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[Mandy has been carrying Grim (in several pieces) around in her backpack]
Grim: Okay, we need to talk about this backpack thing. It's very demeaning. I'm the Grim Reaper, for goodness' sake! I used to have a chariot of four-hundred burning horses. My arrival on the scene would be a raging thunderclap of fear! Now it's "Hey, have you seen Grim?" "Yeah! I think he's wedged between a history textbook and a tuna-fish sandwich!"
Grim: Okay, we need to talk about this backpack thing. It's very demeaning. I'm the Grim Reaper, for goodness' sake! I used to have a chariot of four-hundred burning horses. My arrival on the scene would be a raging thunderclap of fear! Now it's "Hey, have you seen Grim?" "Yeah! I think he's wedged between a history textbook and a tuna-fish sandwich!"
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Grim: See, Mandy? All we had to do was shake him and yell. It's the answer to everything!
[Billy punches him in the face]
Grim: Me face!
[Billy punches him in the face]
Grim: Me face!
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Inner Frat Boy: What's up, Billy? You look a little down.
Billy: Who're you?
Inner Frat Boy: I'm your Inner Frat Boy, dude.
Billy: Wow! I didn't even know I had an Inner Frat Boy!
Inner Frat Boy: Well, Sure. Everybody has an Inner Frat Boy. Since your here, it must mean you need my help. [belches]
Billy: Well, as a matter of fact I do have a problem. These really scary clowns keep on scaring me!
Inner Frat Boy: Aw, clowns aren't scary, Billy.
Billy: They're not?
Inner Frat Boy: No, they're just different. And just because someone's different doesn't mean you should be afraid of them. It means you should be angry at them! How dare they be different?! What, my way of life ain't good enough for ya?!
Billy: So you're saying I should beat them up?
Inner Frat Boy: Billy, fighting outside of a hockey ring is wrong. But I'm imaginary, so do what you gotta do.
Billy: Thanks for all your help, Inner Frat Boy.
Inner Frat Boy: No problem, Billy! [Pulls out a paddle] Now, ya ready for your paddlin'?
Billy: Uh, no.
Inner Frat Boy: (Sounding disappointed) Oh... okay...another time, then...
Billy: Who're you?
Inner Frat Boy: I'm your Inner Frat Boy, dude.
Billy: Wow! I didn't even know I had an Inner Frat Boy!
Inner Frat Boy: Well, Sure. Everybody has an Inner Frat Boy. Since your here, it must mean you need my help. [belches]
Billy: Well, as a matter of fact I do have a problem. These really scary clowns keep on scaring me!
Inner Frat Boy: Aw, clowns aren't scary, Billy.
Billy: They're not?
Inner Frat Boy: No, they're just different. And just because someone's different doesn't mean you should be afraid of them. It means you should be angry at them! How dare they be different?! What, my way of life ain't good enough for ya?!
Billy: So you're saying I should beat them up?
Inner Frat Boy: Billy, fighting outside of a hockey ring is wrong. But I'm imaginary, so do what you gotta do.
Billy: Thanks for all your help, Inner Frat Boy.
Inner Frat Boy: No problem, Billy! [Pulls out a paddle] Now, ya ready for your paddlin'?
Billy: Uh, no.
Inner Frat Boy: (Sounding disappointed) Oh... okay...another time, then...
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[Grim and Mandy, dressed as clowns, pursue Billy into a beauty parlor with 1980s music playing in the background]
Grim: And people think I'm scary.
[He calls out to the women in the parlor]
Grim: 1983 ended a really long time ago, ladies!
Grim: And people think I'm scary.
[He calls out to the women in the parlor]
Grim: 1983 ended a really long time ago, ladies!
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Mandy: [dressed as a clown] Billy! Don't fear us! We're here to make you smile!
Grim: [also dressed as a clown] And for cryin' out loud, stop wettin' yourself!
Grim: [also dressed as a clown] And for cryin' out loud, stop wettin' yourself!
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[Pud'n is holding Professor Gaylord]
Pud'n You're a pretty girl.
Pud'n You're a pretty girl.
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[Grim tries to juggle but the balls hit Billy in the face]
Mandy: What was that?!
Grim: I told you I can't juggle! I wanted to do the routine with the umbrellas, but you said "No"! (Billy tries to crawl away) And where do you think you're going?! (Picks Billy up by the collar of his shirt and shakes him) Listen! STOP BEING AFRAID OF CLOWNS! STOP IT, YOU NINNY! STOP IT, OKAY?! STOP BEING AFRAID OF CLOWNS!
Billy: Gotta go to my happy place, gotta go to my happy place, happy place, happy place...
Mandy: What was that?!
Grim: I told you I can't juggle! I wanted to do the routine with the umbrellas, but you said "No"! (Billy tries to crawl away) And where do you think you're going?! (Picks Billy up by the collar of his shirt and shakes him) Listen! STOP BEING AFRAID OF CLOWNS! STOP IT, YOU NINNY! STOP IT, OKAY?! STOP BEING AFRAID OF CLOWNS!
Billy: Gotta go to my happy place, gotta go to my happy place, happy place, happy place...
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Billy: [singing while playing with a toy truck] Keep on truckin', truck-truck-truck-truckin'!
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Eris: Hey, guess what? Chicken butt! But seriously, did you know at Flabburger they actually throw away food that's been under a heat lamp for more than thirty-six hours? So, I brought you dorks lunch.
Grim: [transformed into a hideous monster; sarcastically] Here Eris, put it on my slimy flippers.
Mandy: [also a hideous monster; sarcastically] No, Eris, put it in my claw of a head. Or rest it on Billy's udders.
Billy: [shoots milk out of his nose] Heh heh, I gots an udder.
Grim: [transformed into a hideous monster; sarcastically] Here Eris, put it on my slimy flippers.
Mandy: [also a hideous monster; sarcastically] No, Eris, put it in my claw of a head. Or rest it on Billy's udders.
Billy: [shoots milk out of his nose] Heh heh, I gots an udder.
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Billy: I'll win Mandy back, or die trying!
Grim: Let me know if you need help with the last part!
Grim: Let me know if you need help with the last part!
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Bobby: Listen Billy and listen good! I want you gone!
Billy: Can I go to the arcade, then?
Bobby: What? No, NO! I mean I want you to disappear, permanently! Your friends don't like you, you're nothing but a burden to your poor Mother and Father! They all choose me over you, so there's no reason for you to even be here! I'm giving you twenty-four hours to get out of here! Or I'll get rid of you myself!
Billy: Who are you? Why are you doing this?
Bobby: If I told you, I would have to destroy you!
Billy: But, weren't you going to destroy me, anyway?
Bobby: Well, yeah, but... NOW YOU'VE ONLY GOT UNTIL MORNING!!!
Billy: Alright, Bobby, it's on at dawn
Billy: Can I go to the arcade, then?
Bobby: What? No, NO! I mean I want you to disappear, permanently! Your friends don't like you, you're nothing but a burden to your poor Mother and Father! They all choose me over you, so there's no reason for you to even be here! I'm giving you twenty-four hours to get out of here! Or I'll get rid of you myself!
Billy: Who are you? Why are you doing this?
Bobby: If I told you, I would have to destroy you!
Billy: But, weren't you going to destroy me, anyway?
Bobby: Well, yeah, but... NOW YOU'VE ONLY GOT UNTIL MORNING!!!
Billy: Alright, Bobby, it's on at dawn
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Billy: [to the box of Chocolate Sailors] You won't be disappointed this time, Chocolate Sailor. You'll see. I'm gonna be the best dang sailor in the whole dang army! I'll sell gazillions. Together, we'll make major booty, 'cause you're so BOOTYLICIOUS!
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Billy: Nope, I'm broke. Penniless. A Pauper. Too poor to pay attention. Too cheap to buy this cheesy crud!
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