The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Quotes
Eris: Mind control doesn't work on people who think.
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Grim: One little, two little, three headless huggy bears, four little, five little, six headless huggy bears, seven little, eight little, nine headless huggy bears, and I still have a million to go! Ah, I haven' had this much fun since the French Revolution.
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Mailman: Delivery for Mandy.
Billy: Oh, big money! No whammies!
Billy: Oh, big money! No whammies!
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Billy: Hey, Grim! Why'd you cut off the head of my Huggy Stuffy Pony Bear?
Grim: Because it made you into a zombie.
Billy: Oh. You bears are all alike. You love us, you turn us into zombies, your heads get cut off, and leave us brokenhearted.
Grim: Because it made you into a zombie.
Billy: Oh. You bears are all alike. You love us, you turn us into zombies, your heads get cut off, and leave us brokenhearted.
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Eris: Just think, Mandy. You, me, all the control, all the power, ALL THE FREE CHICKEN! Legions of zombie children to assist us in our quest for chaos! IT CAN ALL BE OURS!! AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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[Billy and Irwin are in Billy's wish world, dressed as Jonny Quest and Hadji respectively]
Billy: Why you talkin' funny?
Irwin: [with an Indian accent] Because I am from Calcutta, in the mystical east.
Billy: No you're not, you live down the block, and what's with that weird thingy on your head?
Irwin: [normal voice; shouting] It's a turban! It's what I wear! I'm from the mystical east! I'm in character yo, so why don't you just get off me?!
Billy: Why you talkin' funny?
Irwin: [with an Indian accent] Because I am from Calcutta, in the mystical east.
Billy: No you're not, you live down the block, and what's with that weird thingy on your head?
Irwin: [normal voice; shouting] It's a turban! It's what I wear! I'm from the mystical east! I'm in character yo, so why don't you just get off me?!
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[Pud'n has found a wishing skull and wished for a bunny, a pet bunny that will love him.]
Evil Bunny: I love you Pud'n. Do you love me?
Pud'n: I love everyone, especially you.
Evil Bunny: Do you regret wishing for me, Pud'n?
Pud'n: How could I do that?
Evil Bunny: Pud'n, have you ever heard of, Tough Love?
Pud'n: What's that?
[The bunny roars and hits Pud'n]
Pud'n: What was that for?
Evil Bunny: Sometimes, love hurts, Pud'n... and I love you a lot.
[proceeds to a beat-down]
Evil Bunny: I love you Pud'n. Do you love me?
Pud'n: I love everyone, especially you.
Evil Bunny: Do you regret wishing for me, Pud'n?
Pud'n: How could I do that?
Evil Bunny: Pud'n, have you ever heard of, Tough Love?
Pud'n: What's that?
[The bunny roars and hits Pud'n]
Pud'n: What was that for?
Evil Bunny: Sometimes, love hurts, Pud'n... and I love you a lot.
[proceeds to a beat-down]
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Evil Bunny: Cake won't save you from my love, Pud'n.
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Evil Bunny: (after being blown up, amerges from wreckage with skin and flesh falling off of him. His skull and bones are visible)It's ok, Pud'n. I forgive you. I forgive you because I love you, and I love you... to death.
Pud'n: [screams]
Pud'n: [screams]
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Thromnambular: I'm a skull that's made for wishes. If you wish for a cake, it will be delicious.
Nergal Jr.: Cake, eh...
Nergal Jr.: Cake, eh...
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Spurg: What are you looking at?
Thromnambular: Contradiction young man, from what I can see, for you are the one who is looking at me!
Thromnambular: Contradiction young man, from what I can see, for you are the one who is looking at me!
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Mindy: I guess not everyone can be as beautiful as I am or as popular as I am. But as beautiful and popular as I am, I bet there are some people who've never even heard of me: people in countries like Paris or Toronto, or in cities like Africa. I wish I was a big star!
Thromnambular: I can make you the biggest star of all. But the bigger they get, the harder they fall!
[wish number 8 is granted]
Thromnambular: I can make you the biggest star of all. But the bigger they get, the harder they fall!
[wish number 8 is granted]
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Thromnambular: So it's down to you; and it's down to me. One wish left and I will be set free!
Mandy: Don't sell yourself short. You're worth more than free.
Mandy: Don't sell yourself short. You're worth more than free.
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Grim: Okay, Thromnambular. I guess we're both trapped in situations we don't like. So let's help each other out. I wish I was free from Billy and Mandy forever, and that you were free from your prison of wishes so that you'll never make another wish again!
Thronambular: I heard your proposal, let's broker a deal. I'll grant you your wish and we'll see how you feel!
Grim: [as the wishing skull] NOOO!!!!
Thromnambular: [as the Grim Reaper] Muhahaha!
Thronambular: I heard your proposal, let's broker a deal. I'll grant you your wish and we'll see how you feel!
Grim: [as the wishing skull] NOOO!!!!
Thromnambular: [as the Grim Reaper] Muhahaha!
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[At Mandy's auction of Thromnambular.]
Harold: I gotta have it! I didn't learn my lesson the first time!
Harold: I gotta have it! I didn't learn my lesson the first time!
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Mandy: Billy, do you want to be a TV star?
Billy: I wish!
[Mandy tosses Billy in the washing machine]
Mandy: Wish granted.
Billy: I wish!
[Mandy tosses Billy in the washing machine]
Mandy: Wish granted.
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Grim: Do you realize what could happen if me scythe gets into the wrong hands?!
Billy: I sure do! I mean, no.
Grim: It could cause mass destruction and chaos, creating an imbalance in the universe, and bringing about the end of time as we know it!
Billy: You make funny faces when you're angry.
Billy: I sure do! I mean, no.
Grim: It could cause mass destruction and chaos, creating an imbalance in the universe, and bringing about the end of time as we know it!
Billy: You make funny faces when you're angry.
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Dumpster Grouch: You see, kids. Playing with scythes isn’t cool, or fun!
Guy in a Broken Car: It's dangerous!
Dumpster Grouch: So, if you ever see a scythe, don’t pick it up!
Guy in a Broken Car: Tell an adult immediately!
Guy in a Broken Car: It's dangerous!
Dumpster Grouch: So, if you ever see a scythe, don’t pick it up!
Guy in a Broken Car: Tell an adult immediately!
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Wiggy Jiggy Jed: If Jed don't get a bed, he gets red in the head.
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Harold: When it comes to matters of the heart, Billy is-
Mandy: Doomed.
Harold: ...Yeah.
Mandy: Doomed.
Harold: ...Yeah.
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Wiggy Jiggy Jed: I said, if Jed don't get no bed, HE GETS RED IN THE HEAD!!! And one heck of an appetite.
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Billy: Hey, pal. Don't be sad. You're a nerd! So what? Nerds play an important role in the world.
Irwin: Like what?
Billy: Well, nerds are like the moist towelettes in the universe. They make other people feel better about themselves.
Irwin: Thanks, Billy. I guess.
Billy: Glad I could help.
Irwin: Like what?
Billy: Well, nerds are like the moist towelettes in the universe. They make other people feel better about themselves.
Irwin: Thanks, Billy. I guess.
Billy: Glad I could help.
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[Duck keeps blowing raspberries]
[Librarian appears]
Librarian: Young lady, is this any way to behave?
Mandy: No, I suppose not. Walking up and yelling at someone while they're trying to work does seem quite rude.
Librarian: Young lady, I do not tolerate such behavior.
Mandy: Well, that's really your problem, not my problem, is it?
Librarian: I will not stand for this!!
Mandy: There's an empty chair right there.
[The librarian is infuriated.]
Mandy: Look lady, can you have your meltdown somewhere else? I've got a history report due tomorrow on the history of corn... and you're kind of distracting me.
[Librarian appears]
Librarian: Young lady, is this any way to behave?
Mandy: No, I suppose not. Walking up and yelling at someone while they're trying to work does seem quite rude.
Librarian: Young lady, I do not tolerate such behavior.
Mandy: Well, that's really your problem, not my problem, is it?
Librarian: I will not stand for this!!
Mandy: There's an empty chair right there.
[The librarian is infuriated.]
Mandy: Look lady, can you have your meltdown somewhere else? I've got a history report due tomorrow on the history of corn... and you're kind of distracting me.
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[Grim is asleep]"
Grim: "Hi honey, I'm home! Man, even the flies were dropping like flies. [sniffs] What that smell."
Grim: "Hi honey, I'm home! Man, even the flies were dropping like flies. [sniffs] What that smell."
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Grim: "Hello dear, whats cooking?"
Wife: "AAAAAAAAAHG!"
Grim: "My favorite. Oh, What did I ever do to deserve a wife as good as you?"
Wife: "AAAAAAAAAHG!"
Wife: "AAAAAAAAAHG!"
Grim: "My favorite. Oh, What did I ever do to deserve a wife as good as you?"
Wife: "AAAAAAAAAHG!"
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Grim: "I just love these quiet evenings, don't you?"
Wife: "AAAAAAAAAHG!"
Grim: Wait, this is not my beautiful home!This is not my beautiful wife! [Screams]
Billy: Same as it ever was. (Repeated multiple times)
Grim: AHhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Wife: "AAAAAAAAAHG!"
Grim: Wait, this is not my beautiful home!This is not my beautiful wife! [Screams]
Billy: Same as it ever was. (Repeated multiple times)
Grim: AHhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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[Billy, Mandy and Grim are watching tv]
Guy on Tv: Labbie, Timmy has fallen into a well again! Go save him, Labbie!
Mandy: Do we have anything else to watch?
Billy: But if we turn it off now, we won't know what happens to Labbie!
Mandy "Oh, Labbie. You're our hero. Here, take this golden dog bone as a token of our gratitude."
Grim: "Woof, woof."
Guy on TV: Oh, Labbie! You're our hero! Here, take this golden dog bone as a token of our gratitude.
Labbie: Woof, woof!
Billy: Hey, are you guys puh-psychic?
Grim: No, you pea-brain. We've watched this movie 60 times in a row.
Guy on Tv: Labbie, Timmy has fallen into a well again! Go save him, Labbie!
Mandy: Do we have anything else to watch?
Billy: But if we turn it off now, we won't know what happens to Labbie!
Mandy "Oh, Labbie. You're our hero. Here, take this golden dog bone as a token of our gratitude."
Grim: "Woof, woof."
Guy on TV: Oh, Labbie! You're our hero! Here, take this golden dog bone as a token of our gratitude.
Labbie: Woof, woof!
Billy: Hey, are you guys puh-psychic?
Grim: No, you pea-brain. We've watched this movie 60 times in a row.
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Billy: It's over!
Grim: Woo hoo! Yes, now what shall we do?
Billy: LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN!
[Few hours later]
Guy on TV: Run, Labbie! Run like a wind!
Billy: I can't believe that Timmy fell into the well again. I mean, wouldn't he get sick of falling into it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over-and over and over and over, ooh, it's over; let's watch it again!
Grim: Woo hoo! Yes, now what shall we do?
Billy: LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN!
[Few hours later]
Guy on TV: Run, Labbie! Run like a wind!
Billy: I can't believe that Timmy fell into the well again. I mean, wouldn't he get sick of falling into it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over-and over and over and over, ooh, it's over; let's watch it again!
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[Mandy and Grim walk into Billy's living room, the whole place practically destroyed]
Grim: Billy, what happened here?
Billy: I don't know...I fell asleep, and I had this crazy dream that I was naked at school, and the chubakablehbleh attacked me!
Grim: Billy! Oh, my Gosh! What's that?!
Billy: What's what?
Grim: Over there!
Billy: I don't see...
Grim: On your back!!
Billy: On my hat?
Grim: Curse you boy! On your back!
Grim: Billy, what happened here?
Billy: I don't know...I fell asleep, and I had this crazy dream that I was naked at school, and the chubakablehbleh attacked me!
Grim: Billy! Oh, my Gosh! What's that?!
Billy: What's what?
Grim: Over there!
Billy: I don't see...
Grim: On your back!!
Billy: On my hat?
Grim: Curse you boy! On your back!
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