The Guru Quotes

[repeated line]
Guru Pitka: Marishka Hargitay.
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Hank the Cameraman: [wedding guests are unaware that Hank is a porno cameramen] Pretend that I'm not here.
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Lexi: You can't just go away. [shouting]
Lexi: I have abandoned issues!
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Lexi: Mother, when you realize that not all people of color were put here to serve you?
Chantal: Lexi, darling, how can say that? I've served food to the homeless. Good food. Food I'd eat myself if I still ate carbs.
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Ramu Gupta: The most powerful sexual organ is your brain. Think about it. [Faces woman]
Ramu Gupta: Are you thinking?
Turned-on Woman: My whole body is about to think!
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