The Hangover Part III Quotes
Phil: What the fuck is wrong with those chickens?
Mr. Chow: They're angry. All I feed them is cocaine. And chicken.
Mr. Chow: They're angry. All I feed them is cocaine. And chicken.
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[from trailer] Mr. Chow: So long, bitches! [goes on a paraglider]
Mr. Chow: I believe I can fly... I love cocaine!
Mr. Chow: I believe I can fly... I love cocaine!
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Alan: Nothing worse than losing your phone.
Stu: You just saw a man get murdered. Your brother-in-law is kidnapped. You sure there's nothing worse?
Stu: You just saw a man get murdered. Your brother-in-law is kidnapped. You sure there's nothing worse?
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Stu: Do you even know how to get home?
Alan: Of course I do. I'm a grown man. I'll ask a stranger.
Alan: Of course I do. I'm a grown man. I'll ask a stranger.
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Phil: Hey, what's your password?
Alan: Hey Phil?
Phil: Yeah?
Alan: No, that's it.
Phil: What?
Alan: That's my password. Hey Phil.
Alan: Hey Phil?
Phil: Yeah?
Alan: No, that's it.
Phil: What?
Alan: That's my password. Hey Phil.
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Phil: [Struggling to climb down a rope off the roof of Caesar's Palace]Agh. I'm okay.
Alan: Hey, Phil!
Phil: What's wrong?
Alan: Hold on a second. [Gets out phone to take a picture]
Alan: Kick yourself out a little bit.
Phil: Alan...
Alan: Stay still!
Phil: Alan!... Did you get it?
Alan: Hey, Phil!
Phil: What's wrong?
Alan: Hold on a second. [Gets out phone to take a picture]
Alan: Kick yourself out a little bit.
Phil: Alan...
Alan: Stay still!
Phil: Alan!... Did you get it?
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Phil: Damn it! I left my phone in the Minivan.
Alan: Oh Phil, I have that find my phone app.
Phil: Alan, we have bigger problems than that at the moment.
Stu: No wait. If Chow has the minivan and your phone is in the minivan that means your phone is with Chow.
Alan: Stu, you heard Phil. We have bigger problems than that.
Alan: Oh Phil, I have that find my phone app.
Phil: Alan, we have bigger problems than that at the moment.
Stu: No wait. If Chow has the minivan and your phone is in the minivan that means your phone is with Chow.
Alan: Stu, you heard Phil. We have bigger problems than that.
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[from trailer] Alan: My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe! Oh, my life is perfect! [causes a car crash]
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Stu: We're not gonna kill the dogs, Chow. This will knock them out for hours.
Mr. Chow: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you worked for PETA. What a pussy.
Mr. Chow: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you worked for PETA. What a pussy.
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Alan: You don't get it Stu. You. Just. Don't. Get It. I have over 60 apps on that phone. Do you know how much time and manhours it would take to redownload those apps?
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Stu: [upon arriving to Las Vegas]Someone needs to burn this place to the ground.
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Alan: When we get together, bad things happen and people get hurt.
Mr. Chow: Yeah, that's the point! It's funny!
Mr. Chow: Yeah, that's the point! It's funny!
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Mr. Chow: You want Chow spirit hang over you when you make fuck on your wife?
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Alan: Leslie, get down from there! Please, you're gonna hurt yourself!
Mr. Chow: Nothing hurts Chow. I am invisible!
Phil: It's invincible, and you're not, you're just out of your fucking mind!
Mr. Chow: Nothing hurts Chow. I am invisible!
Phil: It's invincible, and you're not, you're just out of your fucking mind!
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Alan: Did you know your name used to be Carlos? I think it suits you better.
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[the Wolf Pack wake up in a honeymoon suite] Stu: [sees he has implants]I have boobies now!
Cassie: [laughs]Oh my God...
Phil: [laughs]Holy shit!
Stu: It's not funny! Alan, what did you do? What did you do, Alan?
Alan: The wedding cake... it was from Leslie... [Chow enters, naked and brandishing a sword]
Mr. Chow: [laughs]We had a sick night, bitches! [the monkey jumps back on Stu]
Cassie: [laughs]Oh my God...
Phil: [laughs]Holy shit!
Stu: It's not funny! Alan, what did you do? What did you do, Alan?
Alan: The wedding cake... it was from Leslie... [Chow enters, naked and brandishing a sword]
Mr. Chow: [laughs]We had a sick night, bitches! [the monkey jumps back on Stu]
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Marshall: [about Chow]He fucked me in the ass!
Alan: Oh, he does that from time to time.
Marshall: Not literally.
Alan: Oh, he does that from time to time.
Marshall: Not literally.
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[from trailer][back in Vegas] Stu: I told myself, I would never come back.
Phil: Don't worry, it all ends tonight...
Phil: Don't worry, it all ends tonight...
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[the Wolf Pack is in a fight with cockerels] Mr. Chow: Hold still, I'm trying to help! [fires a gun wildly]
Stu: Are you out of your mind?
Stu: Are you out of your mind?
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[Marshall brings Stu, Phil, and Alan to his villa] Marshall: Leslie Chow never lived here. You didn't break into his old house, you broke into MY house.
Phil: I don't understand.
Marshall: You didn't get back the gold he stole from me. You got the other half that he didn't.
Stu: Oh, my GOD!
Phil: You mean the half he never had?
Marshall: He's a world-class rat, and you 3 were his accomplices.
Stu: We had no idea!
Phil: We were trying to help you! We thought you'd be happy!
Marshall: [sarcastically]Thank you so much! Thank you for ripping me off! Thank you for desecrating my home! And THANK YOU FOR KILLING MY FUCKING DOGS!
Stu: We didn't kill your dogs! They're just tranquilized.
Marshall: Oh, right. You don't know. Chow snapped their necks on his way out.
Stu: What?
Black Doug: And somebody's gotta pay.
Marshall: He's right. [points his gun at the Dougs]
Doug: No no no no, NO! [Marshall shoots Black Doug and his body splashes into the pool]
Marshall: My head of security, couldn't stop 3 fuck-ups and a Chinaman with a pair of wire cutters. Unreal.
Phil: I don't understand.
Marshall: You didn't get back the gold he stole from me. You got the other half that he didn't.
Stu: Oh, my GOD!
Phil: You mean the half he never had?
Marshall: He's a world-class rat, and you 3 were his accomplices.
Stu: We had no idea!
Phil: We were trying to help you! We thought you'd be happy!
Marshall: [sarcastically]Thank you so much! Thank you for ripping me off! Thank you for desecrating my home! And THANK YOU FOR KILLING MY FUCKING DOGS!
Stu: We didn't kill your dogs! They're just tranquilized.
Marshall: Oh, right. You don't know. Chow snapped their necks on his way out.
Stu: What?
Black Doug: And somebody's gotta pay.
Marshall: He's right. [points his gun at the Dougs]
Doug: No no no no, NO! [Marshall shoots Black Doug and his body splashes into the pool]
Marshall: My head of security, couldn't stop 3 fuck-ups and a Chinaman with a pair of wire cutters. Unreal.
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Marshall: Doug is my insurance. He stays with me. You don't get me Chow, I blow his brains out. You go to the cops, I blow his brains out.
Marshall: But that's insane! We don't even know where the fuck he is!
Marshall: No one does, but I figure the Wolf Pack has the best chance of finding him. You have three days. Get to work.
Alan: Can you take Stu instead?
Stu: Fuck you, Alan!
Marshall: But that's insane! We don't even know where the fuck he is!
Marshall: No one does, but I figure the Wolf Pack has the best chance of finding him. You have three days. Get to work.
Alan: Can you take Stu instead?
Stu: Fuck you, Alan!
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[last words] Sid: [end-of-tether]Your mother and I can't take this any more! [has a heart attack]
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Stu: This is so much harder than you realise, Phil. I'm just a dentist!
Phil: No, Stu, you're a fucking doctor. Now go get him!
Phil: No, Stu, you're a fucking doctor. Now go get him!
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[to Phil, about Alan] Stu: That place in Arizona's not going to help him. There is no facility that can fix this guy. We're going to spend the rest of our lives dealing with him, because we're all he has now. You realize that? We're it!
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Stu: You just saw a man get murdered, your brother in law is kidnapped. Are you sure there is nothing worse?
Alan: You don't get it Stu. You just don't get it do you? I have over 60 apps on that phone! What if I lost my phone? Do you know how much time and man hours it would take to redownload those apps?
Stu: [Sarcastically]You are right. I didn't think about that, thank you.
Alan: You don't get it Stu. You just don't get it do you? I have over 60 apps on that phone! What if I lost my phone? Do you know how much time and man hours it would take to redownload those apps?
Stu: [Sarcastically]You are right. I didn't think about that, thank you.
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Mr. Chow: Who sent you?
Phil: No one! No. We just wanted to see you!
Mr. Chow: Liar! No one wants to see Chow!
Phil: No one! No. We just wanted to see you!
Mr. Chow: Liar! No one wants to see Chow!
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