The Interview Quotes
Kim Jong-un: I have no comment on Margaritas.
Dave Skylark: Then why don't you drink them?
Kim Jong-un: I don't like brain freeze. [crying]
Kim Jong-un: Fuck you, Dave. You fucking asshole.
Dave Skylark: Then why don't you drink them?
Kim Jong-un: I don't like brain freeze. [crying]
Kim Jong-un: Fuck you, Dave. You fucking asshole.
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Dave Skylark: As the two best friends stared each other in the eyes, they knew that this might be the end of a long road. But they also knew how much they meant to each other. And even though neither one could say it out loud, they were both thinking...
Aaron Rapaport: [whispers]I love you. [they embrace]
Aaron Rapaport: [whispers]I love you. [they embrace]
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Dave Skylark: Welcome to the jungle, baby, welcome to the jungle. Na na na knees.
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Dave Skylark: When you score a Bin Laden, or a Hitler, or an Un, you take it by the balls! It's the first rule of journalism. You give the people what they waaant!
Aaron Rapaport: That's not the first rule of journalism. I think it's like the first rule of like circuses and demolition derbies.
Aaron Rapaport: That's not the first rule of journalism. I think it's like the first rule of like circuses and demolition derbies.
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Aaron Rapaport: Oh no! We really fucked up, guys! He's arming his fucking nukes!
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Kim Jong-un: I don't know what you're talking about! I never heard this song before!
Dave Skylark: You don't have to lie anymore. Katy Perry's your *favorite*!
Kim Jong-un: Katy who?
Dave Skylark: You don't have to lie anymore. Katy Perry's your *favorite*!
Kim Jong-un: Katy who?
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Aaron Rapaport: Take your hands away. I saw the boner!
Dave Skylark: I'm not taking my hands away.
Aaron Rapaport: Move your fucking hands!
Dave Skylark: Fine. Wanna see it?
Dave Skylark: I'm not taking my hands away.
Aaron Rapaport: Move your fucking hands!
Dave Skylark: Fine. Wanna see it?
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Aaron Rapaport: Dude! The fuck, man! That was John Kerry's office!
Dave Skylark: Forget this oak tree looking fuck! This is top sense! The Times' heading about... about North Korea, read the bottom... after all that... the death camp shit!
Aaron Rapaport: Although Kim Jong-un rallies his people with cries for the destruction of the United States of America, he is known to be an affluent consumer of American entertainment. His favorite shows are Big Bang Theory... and Skylark tonight!
Dave Skylark: Forget this oak tree looking fuck! This is top sense! The Times' heading about... about North Korea, read the bottom... after all that... the death camp shit!
Aaron Rapaport: Although Kim Jong-un rallies his people with cries for the destruction of the United States of America, he is known to be an affluent consumer of American entertainment. His favorite shows are Big Bang Theory... and Skylark tonight!
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Rob Lowe: [replying to Skylark's question when did his baldness started]It started on The Outsiders.
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Dave Skylark: [on Kim]Look! Look at this butt-fuck! He's got a whole parade of nukes! He's ready to use them.
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Aaron Rapaport: [after Sook emptys her machine gun]Whoa, girl, you're a bad ass.
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Reporter: Yo Skylark, which side of President Kim's ass you gonna kiss?
Dave Skylark: I'm not gonna kiss them, but let's just say I might give him something special with my hand [gestures with his hand and smirks]
Dave Skylark: .
Reporter: [laughing]You gonna jerk him off?
Dave Skylark: What? No! That's a *double entendre*! I'm *foreshadowing*!
Aaron Rapaport: Shut up! Shut up! Get in the fucking car! Shut up! Shut up! Why would you say that? Why would you say that?
Dave Skylark: I'm not gonna kiss them, but let's just say I might give him something special with my hand [gestures with his hand and smirks]
Dave Skylark: .
Reporter: [laughing]You gonna jerk him off?
Dave Skylark: What? No! That's a *double entendre*! I'm *foreshadowing*!
Aaron Rapaport: Shut up! Shut up! Get in the fucking car! Shut up! Shut up! Why would you say that? Why would you say that?
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[after hearing Kim Jong-un fart loudly on Korean TV] Soldier Watching the Interview: [in Korean]He's no God! He has a butt-hole!
Guard
1: [in Korean]How dare you talk about Supreme Leader that way! [they fight]
Guard
1: [in Korean]How dare you talk about Supreme Leader that way! [they fight]
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[after a General says that Dave had ironically honey-potted him] Kim Jong-un: [in Korean]Ironic! IRONIC! [shoots the General in the ass]
Kim Jong-un: [in Korean]Your butthole is ironic!
Kim Jong-un: [in Korean]Your butthole is ironic!
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Dave Skylark: What a fuckin' bitch, am I right?
Aaron Rapaport: No! You're not right! He's not being a bitch! He's completely right!
Dave Skylark: He's motherfucking peanut butter and jealous!
Aaron Rapaport: He's not jealous!
Dave Skylark: He's putting KY jealous all over his dick!
Aaron Rapaport: What have they gotta be jealous of?
Dave Skylark: Fuckers hate us 'cause they ain't us!
Aaron Rapaport: They hate us 'cause we're anus? What the fuck does the anus have to do with this?
Dave Skylark: They hate us 'cause they AIN'T us!
Aaron Rapaport: That's not what it is!
Aaron Rapaport: No! You're not right! He's not being a bitch! He's completely right!
Dave Skylark: He's motherfucking peanut butter and jealous!
Aaron Rapaport: He's not jealous!
Dave Skylark: He's putting KY jealous all over his dick!
Aaron Rapaport: What have they gotta be jealous of?
Dave Skylark: Fuckers hate us 'cause they ain't us!
Aaron Rapaport: They hate us 'cause we're anus? What the fuck does the anus have to do with this?
Dave Skylark: They hate us 'cause they AIN'T us!
Aaron Rapaport: That's not what it is!
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