The Iron Mask Quote

[Athos and Aramis hear Porthos scream]

Athos: What happened?

Porthos: Kidney stones. It hurts when I piss. It hurts when I ****. I'm just a fat old fart with nothing to live for anymore. I'm going to hang myself, as soon as I'm sober.

Movie: The Iron Mask

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