The IT Crowd Quote
Roy: Oh, Peter, I've got that link to the Firefox extension you were asking me about. What's your email address?
Peter: Do you have pen and paper?
Roy: Ah, I'm recording.
Peter: It's [email protected]
Roy: Filepeter? Why filepeter?
Peter: Well, File is my second name.
Roy: Oh right, I see. Peter File.
Moss: Who's a paedophile?
Jen: Don't say it like that, it sounds like paedophile.
Moss: Isn't that what he just said?
Jen: No, Peter File.
Moss: Paedophile.
Jen: Peter File.
Richmond: Who's a paedophile?
Jen: No one...
Moss: [nods] Right... It just sounds like paedophile.
Jen: No, no it doesn't.
Moss: It does a bit. Peter File.
Roy: Peter File... yeah, it does.
Richmond: Peter File...
[All the guests start saying "Peter File" repeatedly].
Peter: Okay, yes!
[The room goes silent]
Jen: [quietly] I hadn't noticed.
Peter: It doesn't bother you, does it?
Jen: No, of course it doesn't.
[Jen and Peter lean in to kiss each other]
Moss: They say "peh-doh-file" in America. Maybe you should move to America.
Jen: He's not moving to America!
Peter: Do you have pen and paper?
Roy: Ah, I'm recording.
Peter: It's [email protected]
Roy: Filepeter? Why filepeter?
Peter: Well, File is my second name.
Roy: Oh right, I see. Peter File.
Moss: Who's a paedophile?
Jen: Don't say it like that, it sounds like paedophile.
Moss: Isn't that what he just said?
Jen: No, Peter File.
Moss: Paedophile.
Jen: Peter File.
Richmond: Who's a paedophile?
Jen: No one...
Moss: [nods] Right... It just sounds like paedophile.
Jen: No, no it doesn't.
Moss: It does a bit. Peter File.
Roy: Peter File... yeah, it does.
Richmond: Peter File...
[All the guests start saying "Peter File" repeatedly].
Peter: Okay, yes!
[The room goes silent]
Jen: [quietly] I hadn't noticed.
Peter: It doesn't bother you, does it?
Jen: No, of course it doesn't.
[Jen and Peter lean in to kiss each other]
Moss: They say "peh-doh-file" in America. Maybe you should move to America.
Jen: He's not moving to America!
TV Show: The IT Crowd
