The L Word Quote
Alice: [she and Shane are trying to teach Dana gaydar, and she's pointing out a woman facing away from them at the counter] What is she?
Dana: [hesitates] A customer?
[Shane shakes her head]
Dana: I don't know!
Shane: Dana, look at her fingernails, are they long or short?
Alice: Are they polished or natural?
'Dana: They're long and polished. [she looks at Alice] Sooo, she's... [looks to Alice to see if she will fill in the blank]
Shane: Leaning to straight, but we still need more info.
Alice: [in response to Dana's frustrated sigh] Look at the shoes.
Dana: High-heeled sandals.
Alice: With tapered jeans.
Alice: [in response to Dana's very flummoxed expression] Would you wear high-heeled sandals with tapered jeans?
Dana: [looking back and forth between Shane and Alice, looking very confused] Yes?
Alice: [firmly] No.
Dana: [hesitates] A customer?
[Shane shakes her head]
Dana: I don't know!
Shane: Dana, look at her fingernails, are they long or short?
Alice: Are they polished or natural?
'Dana: They're long and polished. [she looks at Alice] Sooo, she's... [looks to Alice to see if she will fill in the blank]
Shane: Leaning to straight, but we still need more info.
Alice: [in response to Dana's frustrated sigh] Look at the shoes.
Dana: High-heeled sandals.
Alice: With tapered jeans.
Alice: [in response to Dana's very flummoxed expression] Would you wear high-heeled sandals with tapered jeans?
Dana: [looking back and forth between Shane and Alice, looking very confused] Yes?
Alice: [firmly] No.
TV Show: The L Word
