The Last Detail Quotes

Budduskey: One time... when I was... Oh Jesus Christ...! A friend of mine was looking for me. And I was up on top of his car and I pissed on his head... Just being crazy, you know what I mean?
Mulhall: Don't you get crazy with me.

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Buddusky: [Budduskey's response to a woman's sarcastic remark about his navy uniform] You know what I like most about this uniform? The way it makes your dick look.

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Buddusky: [after about a case of beer] I would like to drink a toast to Batman... Shuperman... and the Human Torch. AH-HA-HA!

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Marine O.D.: [in bathroom at bus station] Sailor looks like he's lost something.
Marine: Probably has trouble finding it with those fourteen buttons.
Budduskey: If I was a Marine, I wouldn't have to **** with no fourteen buttons. I'd just take my hat off.

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Mulhall: I hate this detail. I hate this mother-****ing, chicken-**** detail!

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Mulhall: Tell you what, mister citizen bartender. You can take your beers and shove 'em up your ass sideways. Can you dig it?

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