The Maltese Falcon Quotes

Joel Cairo: You... you bungled it. You and your stupid attempt to buy it. Kemedov found out how valuable it was, no wonder we had such an easy time stealing it. You... you imbecile. You stupid fat-head you.
[cries]

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Kasper Gutman: By Gad, sir, you are a character. There's never any telling what you'll say or do next, except that it's bound to be something astonishing.

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Kasper Gutman: By Gad, sir, you are a character. There's never any telling what you'll say or do next, except that it's bound to be something astonishing.

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Kasper Gutman: Here's to plain speaking and clear understanding.

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Kasper Gutman: I distrust a man who says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink too much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.

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Kasper Gutman: That's an attitude, sir, that calls for the most delicate judgment on both sides. 'Cause as you know, sir, in the heat of action men are likely to forget where their best interests lie and let their emotions carry them away.

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Kasper Gutman: The best goodbyes are short. Adieu.

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Kasper Gutman: You're a close-mouthed man?

Sam Spade: Nah, I like to talk.

Kasper Gutman: Better and better. I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously, unless you keep in practice.
[sits back]

Kasper Gutman: Now, sir. We'll talk, if you like. I'll tell you right out, I am a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk.

Sam Spade: Swell. Will we talk about the black bird?

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Ruth Wonderly: Oh, I'm so tired, Sam. Tired of everything, of myself, of lying, of thinking up lies, until I don't know a lie from the truth.

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Ruth Wonderly: You have a lot of trouble with your women, don't you Sam?

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Ruth Wonderly: You have a lot of trouble with your women, don't you, Sam?

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Sam Spade: [after disarming Wilmer] This'll put you in solid with your boss.

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Sam Spade: All we've got is that maybe you love me and maybe I love you.

Brigid O'Shaughnessy: You know whether you love me or not.

Sam Spade: Maybe I do. I'll have some rotten nights after I've sent you over, but that'll pass.

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Sam Spade: Haven't you anything better to do than to keep popping in here early every morning and asking a lot of fool questions?

Lt. Dundy: And gettin' a lot of lyin' answers!

Sam Spade: Take it easy.

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Sam Spade: Haven't you tried to buy my loyalty with money and nothing else?

Brigid O'Shaughnessy: What else is there I can buy you with?

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Sam Spade: Here.
[hands him Wilmer's guns]

Sam Spade: You shouldn't let him go around with these on him, he might get himself hurt.

Kasper Gutman: Well, well, what's this?

Sam Spade: A crippled newsie took 'em away from him. I made him give 'em back.

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Sam Spade: Holy wars? I'll bet that was a great racket!

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Sam Spade: I don't mind a reasonable amount of trouble.

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Sam Spade: I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck. Yes, angel, I'm gonna send you over. The chances are you'll get off with life. That means if you're a good girl, you'll be out in 20 years. I'll be waiting for you. If they hang you, I'll always remember you.

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Sam Spade: The stuff that dreams are made of.[5]

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Brigid O'Shaughnessy: I haven't lived a good life. I've been bad, worse than you could know.
Sam Spade: You know, that's good, because if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we'd never get anywhere.

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Brigid O'Shaughnessy: I haven't lived a good life. I've been bad, worse than you could know.

Sam Spade: You know, that's good, because if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we'd never get anywhere.

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Casper Gutman: I am a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk.

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Casper Gutman: You're a close-mouthed man, sir.

Casper Gutman: No, I like to talk.

Casper Gutman: We'll talk if you like. And I'll tell you right now that I'm a man who likes to talk to a man who likes to talk.

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Joel Cairo: Look what you did to my shirt.

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Joel Cairo: You always have a very smooth explanation...

Sam Spade: What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?

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Joel Cairo: Might I remind you Mr. Spade that you may have the falcon, but we certainly have you.

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Kasper Gutman: Here's to plain speaking and clear understanding.

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Kasper Gutman: I couldn't be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, its possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon.

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Kasper Gutman: You're a close-mouthed man?
Sam Spade: Nah, I like to talk.
Kasper Gutman: Better and better. I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously, unless you keep in practice. [sits back]
Kasper Gutman: Now, sir. We'll talk, if you like. I'll tell you right out, I am a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk.
Sam Spade: Swell. Will we talk about the black bird?

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