The Monster Quote
[Theme song]
Professor Weirdo: Six drops of Essence of Terror, Five drops of Sinister Sauce;
Count Kook: When the stirring's done, can I lick the spoon?
Professor Weirdo: Of course! A-ha! Of course! Now for a pinch of tenderness But I must use only a touch, For without a touch of tenderness He might destroy me!
[Kook accidentally knocks Weirdo's arm]
Professor Weirdo: OOPS! Too much!
[with stethoscope]
Professor Weirdo: Better hold your breath; it's starting to tick!
Count Kook: Better hold my hand; I'm feeling sick!
[The monster arises]
Milton The Monster: Hello, Daddy!
Professor Weirdo: Good heavens! What have I done?
Milton The Monster: I'm Milton, your brand new son!
Professor Weirdo: Six drops of Essence of Terror, Five drops of Sinister Sauce;
Count Kook: When the stirring's done, can I lick the spoon?
Professor Weirdo: Of course! A-ha! Of course! Now for a pinch of tenderness But I must use only a touch, For without a touch of tenderness He might destroy me!
[Kook accidentally knocks Weirdo's arm]
Professor Weirdo: OOPS! Too much!
[with stethoscope]
Professor Weirdo: Better hold your breath; it's starting to tick!
Count Kook: Better hold my hand; I'm feeling sick!
[The monster arises]
Milton The Monster: Hello, Daddy!
Professor Weirdo: Good heavens! What have I done?
Milton The Monster: I'm Milton, your brand new son!
Movie: The Monster
