The Mummy Quotes
[a bunch of mummies start coming out of the ground]
Rick: Who the hell are these guys?
Ardeth Bay: Priests. *Imhotep's* priests.
Rick: All right then.
[Starts shooting]
Rick: Who the hell are these guys?
Ardeth Bay: Priests. *Imhotep's* priests.
Rick: All right then.
[Starts shooting]
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[after their narrow escape, Izzy cheers wildly, then rounds on O'Connell]
Izzy: [furious] O'Connell, you almost got me killed!
Rick: [shrugs weakly] At least you didn't get shot.
[Izzy is about to say more, when Evie grabs him and smothers his face with kisses]
Evelyn: Izzy, thank you! Thank you!
Izzy: [considerably more mellow] O'Connell, who the hell you been messing with this time, huh?
Rick: Oh, you know, the usual. Mummies, pygmies, big bugs.
Izzy: [furious] O'Connell, you almost got me killed!
Rick: [shrugs weakly] At least you didn't get shot.
[Izzy is about to say more, when Evie grabs him and smothers his face with kisses]
Evelyn: Izzy, thank you! Thank you!
Izzy: [considerably more mellow] O'Connell, who the hell you been messing with this time, huh?
Rick: Oh, you know, the usual. Mummies, pygmies, big bugs.
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[at Hamunaptra, opening Imhotep's sarcophagus]
Evelyn: Oh my God, I hate it when these things do that.
Rick: Is he supposed to look like that?
Evelyn: No, I've never seen a mummy look like this before. He's still... still...
Rick, Jonathan: ...juicy.
Evelyn: Oh my God, I hate it when these things do that.
Rick: Is he supposed to look like that?
Evelyn: No, I've never seen a mummy look like this before. He's still... still...
Rick, Jonathan: ...juicy.
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[Evelyn has just kicked a poisonous snake towards Rick]
Rick: Those are poisonous, you know.
Evelyn: Only if they bite you.
Rick: Those are poisonous, you know.
Evelyn: Only if they bite you.
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[Harry and Santo are travelling on a boat]
Santo: Tell me, have you heard the one about the chicken and the egg ? It seems that a chicken and egg were lying in bed together. The chicken was seen to be relaxed, a wing behind his head, and stroking his chest lazily and smoking a cigarette. By contrast, the egg had turned his back to the chicken. He was staring at the wall, his arms crossed, and with a disgruntled attitude. The chicken leaned over to the egg and said, well, I guess that settles that question.
Santo: Tell me, have you heard the one about the chicken and the egg ? It seems that a chicken and egg were lying in bed together. The chicken was seen to be relaxed, a wing behind his head, and stroking his chest lazily and smoking a cigarette. By contrast, the egg had turned his back to the chicken. He was staring at the wall, his arms crossed, and with a disgruntled attitude. The chicken leaned over to the egg and said, well, I guess that settles that question.
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[Harry sneaks up behind Santo at the shore of the lake]
Harry Knuckles: You didn't hear me approach Santo, what's up with that man ?
Santo: Many years of wrestling with the forces of evil has taught us both the stealth of el gato.
Harry Knuckles: You didn't hear me approach Santo, what's up with that man ?
Santo: Many years of wrestling with the forces of evil has taught us both the stealth of el gato.
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[Rick comes in and sees Jonathan being interrogated by thugs]
Rick: Uh, hello. Jonathan, I thought I said no more wild parties.
Jonathan: Well, when you're popular...
Rick: Uh, hello. Jonathan, I thought I said no more wild parties.
Jonathan: Well, when you're popular...
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[Rick is about to be hanged]
Hangman: Any last requests, pig?
Rick: Yeah. Loosen the knot and let me go.
[the hangman says something to the warden in Arabic]
Warden Gad Hassan: [Angrily] Yahemar! Of course we don't let him go!
Hangman: Any last requests, pig?
Rick: Yeah. Loosen the knot and let me go.
[the hangman says something to the warden in Arabic]
Warden Gad Hassan: [Angrily] Yahemar! Of course we don't let him go!
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[upon seeing Izzy's idea of speedy transportation]
Rick: Izzy, you were right.
Izzy: I was?
Rick: Yeah.
[draws pistol]
Rick: You're gonna get shot.
Rick: Izzy, you were right.
Izzy: I was?
Rick: Yeah.
[draws pistol]
Rick: You're gonna get shot.
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[witnessing Imhotep's resurrection]
Rick: You know, a couple of years ago, this would have seemed really strange to me.
Rick: You know, a couple of years ago, this would have seemed really strange to me.
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[after their narrow escape, Izzy cheers wildly, then rounds on O'Connell]
Izzy: [furious] O'Connell, you almost got me killed!
Rick: [shrugs weakly] At least you didn't get shot.
[Izzy is about to say more, when Evie grabs him and smothers his face with kisses]
Evelyn: Izzy, thank you! Thank you!
Izzy: [considerably more mellow] O'Connell, who the hell you been messing with this time, huh?
Rick: Oh, you know, the usual. Mummies, pygmies, big bugs.
Izzy: [furious] O'Connell, you almost got me killed!
Rick: [shrugs weakly] At least you didn't get shot.
[Izzy is about to say more, when Evie grabs him and smothers his face with kisses]
Evelyn: Izzy, thank you! Thank you!
Izzy: [considerably more mellow] O'Connell, who the hell you been messing with this time, huh?
Rick: Oh, you know, the usual. Mummies, pygmies, big bugs.
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[at Hamunaptra, opening Imhotep's sarcophagus]
Evelyn: Oh my God, I hate it when these things do that.
Rick: Is he supposed to look like that?
Evelyn: No, I've never seen a mummy look like this before. He's still... still...
Rick, Jonathan: ...juicy.
Evelyn: Oh my God, I hate it when these things do that.
Rick: Is he supposed to look like that?
Evelyn: No, I've never seen a mummy look like this before. He's still... still...
Rick, Jonathan: ...juicy.
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[first lines]
Voices: Up in the sky, look! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!
Narrator: Faster than a streak of lightning! More powerful than the pounding surf! Mightier than a roaring hurricane! This amazing stranger from the planet Krypton, The Man of Steel: Superman! Possessing remarkable physical strength, Superman fights a never-ending battle for truth and justice, disguised as a mild-mannered newspaper reporter, Clark Kent.
Voices: Up in the sky, look! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!
Narrator: Faster than a streak of lightning! More powerful than the pounding surf! Mightier than a roaring hurricane! This amazing stranger from the planet Krypton, The Man of Steel: Superman! Possessing remarkable physical strength, Superman fights a never-ending battle for truth and justice, disguised as a mild-mannered newspaper reporter, Clark Kent.
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[from trailer]
Alex O'Connell: Good going dad. You've raised another mummy. In his tomb, it said he had control of the five elements.
Alex O'Connell: Good going dad. You've raised another mummy. In his tomb, it said he had control of the five elements.
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[Harry and Santo are travelling on a boat]
Santo: Tell me, have you heard the one about the chicken and the egg ? It seems that a chicken and egg were lying in bed together. The chicken was seen to be relaxed, a wing behind his head, and stroking his chest lazily and smoking a cigarette. By contrast, the egg had turned his back to the chicken. He was staring at the wall, his arms crossed, and with a disgruntled attitude. The chicken leaned over to the egg and said, "well, I guess that settles that question."
Santo: Tell me, have you heard the one about the chicken and the egg ? It seems that a chicken and egg were lying in bed together. The chicken was seen to be relaxed, a wing behind his head, and stroking his chest lazily and smoking a cigarette. By contrast, the egg had turned his back to the chicken. He was staring at the wall, his arms crossed, and with a disgruntled attitude. The chicken leaned over to the egg and said, "well, I guess that settles that question."
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[Rick is about to be hanged]
Hangman: Any last requests, pig?
Rick: Yeah. Loosen the knot and let me go.
[the hangman says something to the warden in Arabic]
Warden Gad Hassan: [Angrily] Yahemar! Of course we don't let him go!
Hangman: Any last requests, pig?
Rick: Yeah. Loosen the knot and let me go.
[the hangman says something to the warden in Arabic]
Warden Gad Hassan: [Angrily] Yahemar! Of course we don't let him go!
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Alex: Sucker weighs a goddang ton.
Evelyn: Alex, watch your language!
Alex: Rather weighty, this.
Evelyn: Alex, watch your language!
Alex: Rather weighty, this.
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Bradley Cortese: What sort of respectable mummy snuffs it without leaving a mothercurse on her tomb?
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Doctor Muller: Put it back. Bury it where you found it. You have read the curse. You dare defy it?
Sir Joseph Whemple: In the interest of science, even if I believed in the curse, I'd go on with my work for the museum. Come back with me, and we'll examine this great find together.
Doctor Muller: I cannot condone an act of sacrilege with my presence.
Sir Joseph Whemple: In the interest of science, even if I believed in the curse, I'd go on with my work for the museum. Come back with me, and we'll examine this great find together.
Doctor Muller: I cannot condone an act of sacrilege with my presence.
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Goobie: Dr. Halsey! Dr. Halsey!
Dr. James Halsey: What is it, Goobie?
Goobie: The mummy's alive and he's dancing with the devil.
Dr. James Halsey: What is it, Goobie?
Goobie: The mummy's alive and he's dancing with the devil.
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Hardy: Dream boat... that's what she'll say when she sees me...
Laurel: When I see you, I think tug boat
Laurel: When I see you, I think tug boat
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Hardy: Well Stanley, when you're the biggest dog on the porch, no one will care how loud you bark!
Laurel: Your bark is worse than your over-bite...
Laurel: Your bark is worse than your over-bite...
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Izzy: O'Connell, if you give me that gold stick there, you can shave my head, wax my legs, and use me for a surfboard.
Rick: Didn't we do that in Tripoli?
Rick: Didn't we do that in Tripoli?
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