The Mummy Quotes
Jonathan Carnahan: Die you mummy bastards. Die.
Mad Dog Maguire: There is no call for bad language.
Mad Dog Maguire: There is no call for bad language.
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Jonathan: I say chaps, look at this. Shrunken heads. I'd love to know how they do that.
[Everybody looks strangely at Jonathan]
Jonathan: Just curious.
[Everybody looks strangely at Jonathan]
Jonathan: Just curious.
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Jonathan: I told you. I told you.
Meela: And your point is...?
Jonathan: My point is, I told you so you wouldn't kill me.
Meela: When did we make that arrangement?
Meela: And your point is...?
Jonathan: My point is, I told you so you wouldn't kill me.
Meela: When did we make that arrangement?
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Laurel: Say, when you were in Egypt, did you happen to see the Eifel Tower?
Hardy: Stanley, The Eiffel Tower is not in Egypt... it's in Indiana!
Hardy: Stanley, The Eiffel Tower is not in Egypt... it's in Indiana!
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Rick O'Connell: I've put down more mummies in my time.
Alex O'Connell: You've killed one mummy, dad.
Rick O'Connell: Yeah! Same mummy. *Twice*!
Alex O'Connell: You've killed one mummy, dad.
Rick O'Connell: Yeah! Same mummy. *Twice*!
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Rick: [talking about Alex] I swear that kid gets more and more like you every day.
Evelyn: You mean more attractive, sweet and devilishly charming?
Rick: No. He's driving me crazy.
Evelyn: You mean more attractive, sweet and devilishly charming?
Rick: No. He's driving me crazy.
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Rick: Alex?
Alex: What were you thinking, a mummy had come back to life?
Rick: I'll tell you a story some time.
Alex: What were you thinking, a mummy had come back to life?
Rick: I'll tell you a story some time.
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Rick: Have I kissed you today?
[does]
Evelyn: I hate it when you do that.
Rick: [grins] Why?
Evelyn: It makes me feel like agreeing to anything.
Rick: Anything?
[does]
Evelyn: I hate it when you do that.
Rick: [grins] Why?
Evelyn: It makes me feel like agreeing to anything.
Rick: Anything?
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Warden Gad Hassan: [Rick is hanging from the noose] Ha ha! His neck did not break! Oh I am so sorry. Now we must watch him strangle to death!
Evelyn: [after a pause] He knows the location to Hamunaptra.
Warden Gad Hassan: You lie!
Evelyn: I would never!
Warden Gad Hassan: Are you telling me that this filthy, godless son of a pig knows knows the fabled city of the dead?
Evelyn: Yes.
Warden Gad Hassan: Truly?
Evelyn: Yes! And if you cut him down we will give you... ten percent.
Warden Gad Hassan: Fifty percent.
Evelyn: Twenty!
Warden Gad Hassan: Forty!
Evelyn: Thirty!
Warden Gad Hassan: Twenty-five!
Evelyn: Ah! Deal!
Warden Gad Hassan: [giving in] Agh! Cut him down!
Evelyn: [after a pause] He knows the location to Hamunaptra.
Warden Gad Hassan: You lie!
Evelyn: I would never!
Warden Gad Hassan: Are you telling me that this filthy, godless son of a pig knows knows the fabled city of the dead?
Evelyn: Yes.
Warden Gad Hassan: Truly?
Evelyn: Yes! And if you cut him down we will give you... ten percent.
Warden Gad Hassan: Fifty percent.
Evelyn: Twenty!
Warden Gad Hassan: Forty!
Evelyn: Thirty!
Warden Gad Hassan: Twenty-five!
Evelyn: Ah! Deal!
Warden Gad Hassan: [giving in] Agh! Cut him down!
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Woman in Bookstore: [This dialog - in an apparent nod and wink to the change of actress for the character from prior films in "The Mummy" series - accompanies the first appearance of Evelyn O'Connell] Mrs. O'Connell, is it true that the Scarlet O' Kiefe character is based on you?
Evelyn O'Connell: No. I can honestly say she is a completely different person.
[... as the camera reveals her face to show that it is Maria Bello - not Rachel Weisz - playing the role]
Evelyn O'Connell: No. I can honestly say she is a completely different person.
[... as the camera reveals her face to show that it is Maria Bello - not Rachel Weisz - playing the role]
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[a bunch of mummies start coming out of the ground]
Rick: Who the hell are these guys?
Ardeth Bay: Priests. *Imhotep's* priests.
Rick: All right then.
[Starts shooting]
Rick: Who the hell are these guys?
Ardeth Bay: Priests. *Imhotep's* priests.
Rick: All right then.
[Starts shooting]
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[after crashing through London and fighting off the Mummy soldiers]
Rick: You all right?
Ardeth Bay: This was my first bus ride.
Rick: You all right?
Ardeth Bay: This was my first bus ride.
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[after crashing through London and fighting off the Mummy soldiers]
Rick: You all right?
Ardeth Bay: This was my first bus ride.
Rick: You all right?
Ardeth Bay: This was my first bus ride.
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[Rick, Ardeth and the others are being pursued by Imhotep's soldier-mummies]
Ardeth Bay: Glad to see me now?
Rick: Just like old times, huh?
Ardeth Bay: Glad to see me now?
Rick: Just like old times, huh?
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[from trailer]
[stopping a car before throwing the man out]
Rick O'Connell: Whoa whoa whoa. Sorry pal, there's a mummy on the loose.
[stopping a car before throwing the man out]
Rick O'Connell: Whoa whoa whoa. Sorry pal, there's a mummy on the loose.
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[Harry sneaks up behind Santo at the shore of the lake]
Harry Knuckles: You didn't hear me approach Santo, what's up with that man ?
Santo: Many years of wrestling with the forces of evil has taught us both the stealth of "el gato."
Harry Knuckles: You didn't hear me approach Santo, what's up with that man ?
Santo: Many years of wrestling with the forces of evil has taught us both the stealth of "el gato."
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[last lines]
Clark Kent: Incidentally, who told you I was at the museum?
Lois Lane: My mummy done told me.
Clark Kent: Incidentally, who told you I was at the museum?
Lois Lane: My mummy done told me.
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[Rick, Ardeth and the others are being pursued by Imhotep's soldier-mummies]
Ardeth Bay: Glad to see me now?
Rick: Just like old times, huh?
Ardeth Bay: Glad to see me now?
Rick: Just like old times, huh?
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Alex: [while Jonathan is fighting Meela] Efday shokran... efday shokran... Uncle Jon! I don't know what this last symbol is!
Jonathan: What does it look like?
Alex: It's a bird - a stork!
Jonathan: [ecstatic] I know that one! I know that one!
Alex: Then what is it?
Jonathan: [struggling with Meela] Ah... Ah...!
[throws her off]
Jonathan: [triumphantly] Amenophus!
Jonathan: What does it look like?
Alex: It's a bird - a stork!
Jonathan: [ecstatic] I know that one! I know that one!
Alex: Then what is it?
Jonathan: [struggling with Meela] Ah... Ah...!
[throws her off]
Jonathan: [triumphantly] Amenophus!
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Alex: Are we there yet?
Lock-Nah: No.
Alex: Are we there yet?
Lock-Nah: No.
Alex: Are we there yet?
Lock-Nah: No.
Alex: Are we...
[Lock-Nah stabs his knife right between Alex's fingers]
Alex: Whoa, that was amazing! Perfect aim.
Lock-Nah: What are you talking about? I missed.
Lock-Nah: No.
Alex: Are we there yet?
Lock-Nah: No.
Alex: Are we there yet?
Lock-Nah: No.
Alex: Are we...
[Lock-Nah stabs his knife right between Alex's fingers]
Alex: Whoa, that was amazing! Perfect aim.
Lock-Nah: What are you talking about? I missed.
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