The Navigator Quotes
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[title card]: He had completed all arrangements - except to notify the girl.
[title card]: He had completed all arrangements - except to notify the girl.
Movie: The Navigator
Betsy O'Brien: Cannibals!
Rollo Treadway: [nods] We're safer on the boat.
Betsy O'Brien: We're drifting toward them.
[both run off to anchor the ship]
Rollo Treadway: [nods] We're safer on the boat.
Betsy O'Brien: We're drifting toward them.
[both run off to anchor the ship]
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Fiona: [Gerry playing chess against himself after everyone leaves] Ah who's winning?
Gerry: Checkmate.
Fiona: Checkmate, what's that mean?
Gerry: What ever move you make, you lose.
Fiona: [chuckles] Story of my life.
Gerry: Checkmate.
Fiona: Checkmate, what's that mean?
Gerry: What ever move you make, you lose.
Fiona: [chuckles] Story of my life.
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Gerry: [Already arguing] 'Elf' and Safety.
Harpic: What do you mean, Health and Safety.
Gerry: Health and Safety.
Harpic: Yeah well what about health and safety.
Gerry: That clock...
Harpic: [trying to cut off] Gerry.
Gerry: -shouldn't be in here; this is our mess room.
Harpic: [raising voice] But, that clock is not a health and safety issue.
Harpic: What do you mean, Health and Safety.
Gerry: Health and Safety.
Harpic: Yeah well what about health and safety.
Gerry: That clock...
Harpic: [trying to cut off] Gerry.
Gerry: -shouldn't be in here; this is our mess room.
Harpic: [raising voice] But, that clock is not a health and safety issue.
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Carolyn McAdams: All right, listen, um, I gotta go, um, is there anything else you want when I come back?
David: How about a Big Mac, large fries and a Coke? They're still around, I hope.
Carolyn McAdams: Well, now, that all depends, Do you want New Coke, Classic Coke, Cherry Coke, Diet Coke or caffeine-free Coke?
David: Huh?
Carolyn McAdams: Nothing, Forget it.
David: How about a Big Mac, large fries and a Coke? They're still around, I hope.
Carolyn McAdams: Well, now, that all depends, Do you want New Coke, Classic Coke, Cherry Coke, Diet Coke or caffeine-free Coke?
David: Huh?
Carolyn McAdams: Nothing, Forget it.
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David Scott Freeman: Mom... have I really been gone eight years?
Helen Freeman: Yeah.
David Scott Freeman: It's like a bad dream.
Helen Freeman: Yeah.
David Scott Freeman: It's like a bad dream.
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David: [David looks at a gooey alien] What's this?
Max: A very unpleasant creature.
David: What's his problem?
Max: He has a cold.
Max: A very unpleasant creature.
David: What's his problem?
Max: He has a cold.
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David: [flying into Florida] Al's Gator City... This must be Florida, Max!
Max: And that must be Big Al!
Max: And that must be Big Al!
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David: My dad took me to see the Bee Gees a couple months ago. Who did you see?
Carolyn McAdams: Twisted Sister.
David: Never heard of her.
Carolyn McAdams: It's a him.
David: Oh.
Carolyn McAdams: Actually, it's a them.
Carolyn McAdams: Twisted Sister.
David: Never heard of her.
Carolyn McAdams: It's a him.
David: Oh.
Carolyn McAdams: Actually, it's a them.
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David: What are we doing all the way up here you geek?
Max: Geek?
David: I swear to God if I was driving this thing we'd be home by now!
Max: Oh yeah?
David: Yeah!
Max: Oh yeah?
David: Yeah!
Max: Ok turkey YOU fly it
[Max turns everything off]
Max: Geek?
David: I swear to God if I was driving this thing we'd be home by now!
Max: Oh yeah?
David: Yeah!
Max: Oh yeah?
David: Yeah!
Max: Ok turkey YOU fly it
[Max turns everything off]
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Edith Iglauer: [watching Daly club a fish] And you call that what, beside killing the poor bastard?
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Edith Iglauer: [watching Daly club a fish] And you call that what, beside killing the poor bastard?
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Edith Iglauer: I can't die now, my obit wouldn't be long enough.
Edith Iglauer: The boat's about to sink, you're worried about your obituary?
John Daly: You're right, I'm shallow.
Edith Iglauer: The boat's about to sink, you're worried about your obituary?
John Daly: You're right, I'm shallow.
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Edith Iglauer: I can't die now, my obit wouldn't be long enough.
John Daly: The boat's about to sink, you're worried about your obituary?
Edith Iglauer: You're right, I'm shallow.
John Daly: The boat's about to sink, you're worried about your obituary?
Edith Iglauer: You're right, I'm shallow.
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Edith Iglauer: When I was younger, I wanted to write the great American novel.
John Daly: What happened?
Edith Iglauer: Didn't have the money.
John Daly: What about now?
Edith Iglauer: Don't have the time.
John Daly: What happened?
Edith Iglauer: Didn't have the money.
John Daly: What about now?
Edith Iglauer: Don't have the time.
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John Daly: What do you think of fishing so far?
Edith Iglauer: In the words of Mark Twain, fishing is a jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other end.
Edith Iglauer: In the words of Mark Twain, fishing is a jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other end.
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Max: I crashed into electrical towers and my star charts were erased. I need the ones in your head to complete my mission.
David: So you need ME and my inferior brain to fly that thing?
Max: Correction, I need the superior information in your inferior brain to fly this... thing.
David: So you need ME and my inferior brain to fly that thing?
Max: Correction, I need the superior information in your inferior brain to fly this... thing.
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Radar operator 1: Japanese air force report sightings of the aircraft above Tokyo sir.
Dr. Faraday: Tokyo?
Radar operator 2: Japanese air force reports the aircraft has left Japanese airspace.
Dr. Faraday: Where's it going now?
Dr. Faraday: Tokyo?
Radar operator 2: Japanese air force reports the aircraft has left Japanese airspace.
Dr. Faraday: Where's it going now?
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William Sanders: [the new editor's policy] The attention span of the American public is zip. That means shorter articles, and not so dense.
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David: [flying into Florida] Al's Gator City... This must be Florida, Max!
Max: And that must be Big Al!
Max: And that must be Big Al!
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David: That's it?
Max: That's it, Davy!
David: Davy?
Max: If you wanna learn how to swim, you have to jump in the water. Don't forget to feed Bruiser. Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun... Whoa! I think I got some stuff out of your head that has nothing to do with navigating this ship!
David: You sound just like a human!
Max: No! That dumb dog will never learn to catch a frisbee. You are the inferior species, you dumb dork!
David: Buttface!
Max: Scuz-bucket! Ha-ha!
Max: That's it, Davy!
David: Davy?
Max: If you wanna learn how to swim, you have to jump in the water. Don't forget to feed Bruiser. Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun... Whoa! I think I got some stuff out of your head that has nothing to do with navigating this ship!
David: You sound just like a human!
Max: No! That dumb dog will never learn to catch a frisbee. You are the inferior species, you dumb dork!
David: Buttface!
Max: Scuz-bucket! Ha-ha!
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Fiona: [Gerry playing chess against himself after everyone leaves] Ah who's winning?
Gerry: Checkmate.
Fiona: Checkmate, what's that mean?
Gerry: What ever move you make, you lose.
Fiona: [chuckles] Story of my life.
Gerry: Checkmate.
Fiona: Checkmate, what's that mean?
Gerry: What ever move you make, you lose.
Fiona: [chuckles] Story of my life.
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Jeff Freeman, 16 Years: This is totally rad, dude! You're my big little brother!
Movie: The Navigator