The Office Quote
Michael Scott: [choosing team names for the company's beach day] Dwight, name your team.
Dwight Schrute: We will be called GRYFFINDOR!
Jim Halpert: Really? Not Slytherin?
Dwight Schrute: Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim.
Jim Halpert: I know. Okay, we will be Voldemort.
Dwight Schrute: He-who-must-not-be-named? I wouldn't do that.
Jim Halpert: [with his team, while Dwight screams no] Voldemort. Voldemort. Voldemort. Voldemort. Voldemort.
Michael Scott: Stanley, your team name?
Stanley: I don't care what you name my team.
Michael Scott: Then I will name your team the red team.
Stanley: No, the blue team.
TV Show: The Office
