The Practice Quote

[the Big Bad Wolf gets caught in the Practical Pig's lie detector machine]
Practical Pig: Where are my brothers?
Big Bad Wolf: Your brothers? Never heard of 'em! [the lie detector detects a lie and washes the wolf's mouth with soap and water]
Practical Pig: Where are my brothers?
Big Bad Wolf: I ain't seen 'em! [the lie detector detects another lie and spanks the wolf on the rear]
Practical Pig: WHERE ARE MY BROTHERS?
Big Bad Wolf: I ain't... [He stops and looks at the lie detector, then turns back to Practical and speaks in a calmer voice]
Big Bad Wolf: Now listen, buddy, you got me wrong. Why, I'm your pal. [the detector detects still another lie and proceeds to punish the wolf more]

TV Show: The Practice

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